1.) write down "Alpha kenny body" on a piece of paper and get someone to read it pretending 你 have no clue how to read it. (It sounds like they're saying I'll f*** anybody)
2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!
This only works on people if 你 get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first 或者 else they might figure it out.
I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended 或者 if 你 get into trouble for doing these!
- good luck :3
sakurahanazono
2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!
This only works on people if 你 get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first 或者 else they might figure it out.
I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended 或者 if 你 get into trouble for doing these!
- good luck :3
sakurahanazono
Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed 更多 half and half for the coffee.
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the 烤箱 and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, 由 mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an 小时 to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the 烤箱 and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, 由 mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an 小时 to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide 由 shooting your finger off???"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide 由 shooting your finger off???"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
knockoffs of hollywood blockbusters
the 日 the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)
sunday school musical(high school musical)
the terminators (terminator: salvation)
AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)
万圣节前夕 night (halloween)
2010: supernova (2010)
transmorphers(transfromers)
the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)
the land that time forgot (land of the lost)
when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)
king of the 迷失 world (king kong)
100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)
街, 街道 racer (speed racer)
pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)
monster (cloverfield)
snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
the 日 the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)
sunday school musical(high school musical)
the terminators (terminator: salvation)
AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)
万圣节前夕 night (halloween)
2010: supernova (2010)
transmorphers(transfromers)
the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)
the land that time forgot (land of the lost)
when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)
king of the 迷失 world (king kong)
100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)
街, 街道 racer (speed racer)
pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)
monster (cloverfield)
snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)