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posted by keEeEeToOo

The adventure began when Jenny sat 下一个 to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....

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creative ways to say someone is stupid

posted by kitkat709477

He only has one 桨 in the water.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One 水果 Loop shy of a full bowl.
One 塔科, 炸玉米饼 short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body 由 Fisher, brains 由 Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree...

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Alpha's 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Worst Fandoms

posted by alphawhitewolf

Ok that's it I'm doing it even if people didn't even wanted me to do it I'm doing it anyways.

Hello everybody welcome to Alpha's 最佳, 返回页首 ten 列表 (and yes I called it that very unoriginal...) Well I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to 列表 some of the worst fandoms of all of history. Oh and before I start this list, but it's pretty obvious that this is my opinion and I'm not here to hurt anyone. So here we go!!!!

10. Beliebers- You're probably wondering why this isn't higher and yes I find these 粉丝 really annoying!!! This is probably an example of an average crazy fangirl, but I don't...

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message from my boyfreinds cat

posted by InvaderCynder

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me: midnight, how did 你 come up with this theory? it depletes all that science stands for!

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me: yes, i see....so, your saying this could be the answer to surviving the end of the world? that's...

In-Indie - My Friend Pedro

posted by windwakerguy430

E3 this 年 was kind of an atrocity. Bethesda had a huge mess with their audience, EA was EA, Ubisoft was publishing a game for the fucking WII in 2019, and no one cares about Microsoft. But Devolver does what they do best, be ultra violent and insane. Even if their 图书馆 of games wasn’t that big, they were all very impressive. A new horror game, a running battle royale, DLC for The Messenger, and a new trailer for my most anticipated game of the year, My Friend Pedro. So let’s talk about it.

My Friend Pedro follows an unnamed, masked man and his friend, a talking 香蕉 named Pedro,...

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i NEED OPINIONS! :P!

posted by Face_of_Music

Ok, Muggles, I need 你 opinion on my story! Any suggestions? :P PLEASE COMMENT! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE! Thank you! :)

In the battle against two myths, two High School sweethearts must face the ultimate challenge; either put everything at risk to be together, 或者 put their 爱情 at risk to stay alive.

Chapter 1

Henna

Well, let’s just say that my life is not normal. In fact, it’s probably at the most least normal level as it could possibly get. I had never even heard of this myth until it had happened to me. Neither have you, because there are no records of it....

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The Death Combo, chapter 1

posted by akatsuki_lover9

The death combo
chapter 1

It was just a normal 日 for Scourge. Taking care of Bloodclan. “i think I'll go hunt” mewed scourge. He walked in twolegplace, searching for something edible. When he was about to give up he saw it, a plump 松鼠 on an empty thunderpath. He stalked it slowly. Right before he could pounce the a shadow fell on the 松鼠 and it ran away. Scourge turned over to the one who cast the shadow. 'hey you, I was about to catch that!” but when scourge saw the one who did it he froze. It was no cat who scared off his prey. It was a strange creature. A cat sized green...

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5 things a TRUE best freind does

posted by saphire1031

1) If 你 fall, a freind will pick 你 up. A best freind will push 你 back down.

2) If 你 want food, a freind will get 你 food. A best freind will make 你 get her/him food.

3) If 你 get hurt, a freind will run to your aid. A best freind will gabb your arm and say "Suck it up."

4) If 你 are late for the bus, a freind will stay behind. A best freind will rush you.

5) If 你 are sad, a freind will comfort you. A best freind will make it all ok.

I have a best freind just like this so I decided to put it in words...

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Every Time 你 Lie

posted by nmdis

"Every Time 你 Lie"

You told me on a Sunday
That it wasn't gonna work
I tried to cry myself to sleep
'Cause it was supposed to hurt
We sat 下一个 to the fire
As the flame was burning out
I knew what 你 were thinking
Before you'd say it aloud

Don't say your sorry, 'cause I'm not even breaking
You're not worth the time that this is taking

I knew better than to let 你 break my heart
This soul you'll never see again, won't be 展示 scars
你 still 爱情 her I can see it in your eyes
The truth is all that I can hear
Every time 你 lie

I woke up the 下一个 morning
With a smile on my face
And a long...

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Wreck-It Ralph fun facts!!!!!! :D

posted by happygirl22

Hi! Today i'm going to tell 你 some fun facts about the movie Wreck-It Ralph. Well, lets get started!!!!!! :D

Did 你 know?

Disney first began developing an animated film about the world of video game characters in the 1980s. At that time the project was called “High Score” and in the 1990s was titled “Joe Jump.” In the 2000s, when the movie was finally pushed forward, the first two months of story development focused on Fix-It Felix Jr. as the main character.

Early in production it was considered to keep all characters in their native graphic quality, essentially making Ralph look...

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"THE GAME" explainer.

posted by Abilei

The Game is a mind game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which, according to the rules of The Game, must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win The Game; players can only attempt to avoid losing for as long as possible. The Game has been described alternately as pointless and infuriating, 或者 as a challenging game that is fun to play.[1] As of 2010, The Game is played 由 millions worldwide.

Rules:

There are three rules to The Game:
1)Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (Sometimes narrowed to: "Everybody...

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你 know 你 are a 星, 星级 wars freak when....

posted by TheRealSexyKate

When 你 get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours

You found this page with intentions of locating the 星, 星级 Wars "greek" club.

You would 爱情 to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your 屁股 so 你 can be as wise as Yoda

When 你 get into a fight, 你 automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...

If 你 get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.

When 你 spend time watching the 星, 星级 Wars trilogy because 你 think there will be a test on it later.

You 冲床 out trekkies who say "Death 星, 星级 my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9"....

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My Horrible Past

posted by curtains4

My mom fell in 爱情 with my dad. But he tricked her. My mom thought he was treating her like a princess. But it was all an act. (I'm going to use fake names in this article). My Mom, Anne, was my dad's hairdresser. My dad, Ron, had just got out of his last marriage. His past wife left him because he was a jerk. He tricked my mom into falling in 爱情 with him. He succeeded. They then got married and the new family was made up of my mom, my half brother, and my dad.
A few years later, I was born. Everything was alright until I was three. My dad went on a business trip to New York with my mom....

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Further Proof that the Human Race is Doomed through Stupidity

posted by milorox18

In case 你 needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson 《冰雪奇缘》 dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).

On Tesco's 提拉米苏甜点 (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh,...

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how to make girl fall for 你

posted by yukikiyruu

Listen to what she has to say.
Remember what she says.
Paying attention even when she isn’t around. Example? "I remember 你 telling me 你爱情 that song 由 So-and-so. It was playing the other 日 and it made me think of you."
Let her know she comes into your mind even when she isn’t around.
Compliment her.
Make her smile.
Give her enough 太空 to maintain her desired Independence.
Be there when she needs you. Even if it seems silly to you. Problems affect different people differently, so try to understand.
Don’t let her get away with disrespecting you. This may come as a surprise, but in every...

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50 Fun Things to Do on the First 日 of School

posted by thatguywashot

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes 由 waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear...

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猫 vs. 狗

posted by flipflopkitteh

-Cats: Will treat 你 like slaves.
-Dogs: Will always see the best in you.

-Cats: Do not bark.
-Dogs: Make it their life's mission to bark.

-Cats: Shred your furniture.
-Dogs: Shred your shoes.

-Cats: Insist on being fed.
-Dogs: Wait for 你 to feed them.

-Cats: Will sleep on your face without a thought.
-Dogs: When allowed, will sleep on your 床, 床上 and take up all the space.

-Cats: Will barf on your clothes.
-Dogs: Will barf on the rug.

-Cats: Think they're royalty.
-Dogs: Think they own the house.

-Cats: Will sleep on the remote then have a hissy fit (pun intended) when 你 try to retrieve it.
-Dogs: Will...

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A Very Personal Story......

posted by deathding

Lives. What do 你 think of them? Have 你 ever found true happiness? Did 你 ever lose something valuable to you? Is there something constantly saying to 你 on your mind, "Please Don't Happen!"
Well, those all make your emotions deep. It's actually pretty obvious, when somebody steals the last cookie from the cookie jar, 你 get mad. Not on a personal level but anger gets induced into you.
Now, you're probably 阅读 this and wondering what the hell I'm talking about. Well, my life.
I am not going to complain that it sucks and everything is so boring and nobody has a soul, but there are just...

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Need a Detective :)

posted by Kyssmig

There are five people. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Which man is the murderer?

1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men.

2. Mike considered being a farmer before he moved to the city.

3. Jeff is a topnotch computer consultant and wants to install Ben's new computer 下一个 week.

4. The murderer had his leg amputated last month.

5. Ben met Jack for the first time six months ago.

6. Jack has been in seclusion since the crime.

7. Dan used to drink heavily.

8. Ben and Jeff built their last computers together.

9. The murderer is Jack's brother. They grew up together in Seattle.

Consider yourself to be a detective....So who is the killer ??

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it's very compilcated

posted by bubbletl

This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch 表 that I picked up from the postman earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the 破烂, 垃圾 mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the 表 and take out the recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out the recycling...