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Article by kingcesar67 posted ·15天前
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Blessed be thy night in this valiant kingdom.
Twas the last night in November,
Almost to December.
A noble Knight of Camelot rode due East on the back of his steed,
Suddenly, a dwarf called out to the Knight, "Read!"
The dwarf was pointing directly towards a sign that said, "Cliff"
The noble Knight turned to her and bowed, "If it weren't for thou, I'd be adrift."
"You're welcome!" Called out the dwarf. "Just be careful of the Dragon, Kiilamush. He spits acidic venom!"
The Knight smiled brightly, "I thank thee. Dost thou know where I can find a blacksmith?" Asked the Knight.
"Thou must venture Northwest through the Swamp of Screams!"
"Thou art very helpful! Willst thou 加入 me on my valiant quest?"
The dwarf jumped up and down eagerly. "Yes! Yes!"


( Part Two coming soon)
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List by Canada24 posted ·16天前
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#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: 你 know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS 爱情 YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN 你 DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:
Jon: Oh hi, Just Leaving, I'm *blows whistle* RAPE!!!

#5:
Jon (singing): BLOOOOOOOOOD DICE! BLOOOOOOOOOD DICE! D&D WILL! GIVE YOU! AAAAAAAIDS! THEN YOU'LL GO TO HELL WITH ALL THE CATHOLICS AND JEWS AND PLAY MAGIC THE GATHERING WITH SATAAAAAAAAAN!!!

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News by SilentForce posted ·22天前
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Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite 日 last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this 年 because after making a 民意调查 about whether 或者 not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite 日 on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this 日期 was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.



P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the 日期 than feel free to contact me.
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Guide by RipDudeHugh posted ·29天前
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Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: Holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund
1.Only select of us boys will ever be sculpted.

2.You can 爱情 any boy, as every boy can 爱情 reciprocally.

3.There is a range of us boys; some of us face life incarceration, some of us like Ludwig Wittgenstein went about Aerodynamic Engineering, then Philosophy.

4.Any boy can "'go religion" if his soul is a bit chipped 或者 broken.

5.We like girls that talk smooth, especially the girls who can tie if off with respect.

6.We will act like boys, if the circumstance requires us to only act as so.

7.We know that a relation between us will keep developing a relation.

8.We do not have our own house ready in all cases, only our subtlety & charm.

9.Yes, usually we do want the sex to be good.

10. We, in all ways of being a boy, want acquiescence as a friend first.

11.When 你 have 枕头 fights with your 老友记 in your brassiere & panties - we want at joining - we wish 你 would.
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Opinion by 2ntyOnePilots posted ·1个月前
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I find it extremely amusing that 你 guys 辩论 about my gender. Fair enough, 你 have never met me 或者 seen a picture of me [other than my hands 或者 arms]...
Honestly even then 你 might have trouble lol. (Oh well) Here’s a story: two days after getting introduced to a friend of my friend’s, she was like “I apologize, but I am completely confused as to what gender 你 are.” And I was like, “yeah easy mistake, trust me, it happens a lot.” (There’s 更多 to the story but I’ll cut it here) this happens regularly... an$ I actually really appreciate how she appoched the situation, because many people will restort to rude 评论 (I think maybe the feel threatened when someone doesn’t fit to their norm, it may bring them discomfort in uncertainty) 或者 assumptions, 或者 mocking, and 总体, 整体 ignorance. (Also some people feel their perspection is threatened so much that they -older adults for example- see me as s9me sort of social flaw XD. Once I heard a kid ask 5here mom if I was a boy 或者 a girl, and the mother 说 ‘shushh don’t ask those questions’ and then walked the kid away. 哈哈 such a scary thing. Terrifing. Not knowing someone’s gender?! Worse thing...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·1个月前
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SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a 表 in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before 圣诞节 was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If 你 haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time 你 begin now.

Song (Start at 1:19): link

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A scare 乌鸦 spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in 万圣节前夕 decor.

Reapers: *Singing* Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't 你 like to see something strange?
Sombras: Come with us and 你 will see, this our town of Halloween.
Reapers & Sombras: This is Halloween, this is Halloween, pumpkins scream in the dead of night. This is Halloween, everybody make a scene, trick 或者 treat till the neighbors come and die of fright. It's our town, everybody scream, in this town of Halloween.
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Fan fiction by springely posted ·1个月前
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·1个月前
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 月 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If 你 were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for our crossover parody.
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody will be Unfriended Daredevil.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're combining a good 显示 with a bad movie. Enjoy.

Unfriended Daredevil

Starring Tom Foolery as Matt Murdock
Master Sword as Franklin "Foggy" Nelson
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·1个月前
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: 你 see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let 你 know who Brony Of The 月 is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, 或者 laughing.
Master Sword: We didn't say anything funny yet, so they can't be laughing.
Tom: I got an idea. *Grabs a loudspeaker, and a grenade. He talks in the loudspeaker* Now listen up!! If 你 don't stop booing, I'll shove a grenade up your ass, and kill 你 in a matter of seconds.
Audience: *Becomes quiet*
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·1个月前
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They 说 it’s a 随意 club.. so 随意 list


#5: JAMES FRANCO:
I always liked him, but I like that much 更多 in his current stage, part of the Seth Rogan gang. He’s so fun.. But still low because he often does similiar roles in that stage..


#4: WILL FARREL:
He use to be higher. And when he’s funny, he’s REALLY funny., but I don’t like his new 电影院 most times, so he’s lower..


#3: CHARLIE DAY:
He and Kevin Hart have funny voices, and seem to be aware of it, so uses them..


#2: KEAGAN MICHAEL KEY:
Who doesn’t 爱情 this guy..


#1: MARK WAHLBERG
Marky mark is my number one.. He makes any movie better. Even The Happening, as it’s funny how little he gives the role.. Other than that one I never seen Mark do a bad prefamance, I swear. Not really much else to be said..
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·1个月前
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance by- I was just kidding.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody, Gone In 60 Minutes.
Tom: This crossover parody combines the 显示 60 分钟 with the 1974 film, Gone In 60 Seconds.
Master Sword: Sorry ponies, 你 won't see anyone impersonating Nicholas Cage.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·1个月前
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, 最佳, 返回页首 Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines 最佳, 返回页首 Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

最佳, 返回页首 Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic 彩虹 as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel

At the 最佳, 返回页首 Gear studio

Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank 你 for coming. Now, we have a problem.
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Guide by SilentForce posted ·1个月前
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Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what 你 get. A 4channer uploaded a 照片 anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the 生菜 你 eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 分钟 later, the Burger King in 问题 was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three 分钟 later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was 发布 with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 分钟 later, the news station was contacted 由 another 4channer. And three 分钟 later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in 问题 the 下一个 day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager...
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Article by 2ntyOnePilots posted ·2个月前
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Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, or reflected, moving or different colors for you.
Dyslexia is a brain-based condition. It causes difficulty with reading, spelling, 写作 and sometimes speaking. In people with dyslexia, the brain has trouble recognizing 或者 processing certain types of information. ... Like other types of learning and attention issues, dyslexia is a lifelong condition.

See captions of pictures^

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·2个月前
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 10: Mack

Parker: *Angry as he sits down, waiting for his 食物 to arrive*
Kevin: Get ready.
Liam: His fist will hit the table, in 3. 2. 1.
Parker: *Hits the 表 with his fist*
Kevin: Now he's gonna go to the 厨房 and knock on the door.
Parker: *Walks to the kitchen, and knocks on the door*
Liam: Then he'll shout.
David: *Comes out to see Parker*
Parker: Where's my burger and fries?!
David: Parker, it's almost done. Go back to your table, and be patient. Please.
Kevin: *Chuckles*
Liam: When will he learn?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·2个月前
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 9: Movie Night

David: *Flipping burgers* Today's not as busy as I expected.
Liz: Yeah, I agree. Makes me worry about tomorrow.
Mr. Nut: *Walks into the kitchen* David, and Liz.
David: I think I know why.
Mr. Nut: Summer is just around the corner, and 你 know what that means.
David: 更多 customers?
Liz: Extra work with the same amount of pay?
Mr. Nut: That actually is going to happen, but I was referring to movie night.
Liz: Oh.
David: Of course.
Mr. Nut: David, bring in the projector. Liz, 你 are responsible for the screen. I will bring in the Blu-Ray player. All three of us, along with a few suggestions from customers, will take responsibility in the 电影院 we play.
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Opinion by sadleech posted ·2个月前
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because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because 你 associate it with education and think that the 更多 educated 你 are the better 你 are? because being educated automatically makes 你 an athority on whatever 你 wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have perfect grammar. someone can make a shitty point and have perfect grammar. nowadays on Twitter the only people I still see correcting grammar are like literal nazis and meninists. people mistakes all the time. not making mistakes is not a sign of intelligence, nor is perfect grammar.

I made an account here again and realized y’all were still stuck in those ways. I made a 民意调查 asking how much social media y’all use and for a lot of u it seems to be like only 潮流粉丝俱乐部 so maybe that explains it. If not exactly culty this club operates on its own rules....
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·2个月前
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Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our 显示 where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, 或者 played as characters in skits. For instance, 彩虹 Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The 屁股 屁股 Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first 日 of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·2个月前
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 嘿 everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: And who does the award go to?
Tom: Canada24.
Master Sword: F**k him, he doesn't deserve it.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·2个月前
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Welcome of my 万圣节前夕 inspired movie reviews.

I been 阅读 many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his 万圣节前夕 review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the 电影院 became worse and worse.. Even after 万圣节前夕 H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.. He sadly was.. Least the Freddy 电影院 are fun about it though, with Freddy becoming 更多 and 更多 of a troll..

Anyway, this, completely misunderstood, movie is about about the true intentions of Silver Shamrock, and it's song. Which I promise will be stuck in your head 由 the end of the film..

It's defiantly not as spooky as the first. Maybe not at all. But it's still kinda creepy.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·2个月前
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We are combining Barbie: Life In The Dreamhouse with Call Of Duty.
Tom: Instead of f**king around with fashion, and all that bullshit, 芭比娃娃 learns how to kill others.
Master Sword: For the boys that like Barbie, 你 don't have to worry about being made fun of. 芭比娃娃 is now a soldier that kicks ass.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·2个月前
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This is a My Little 小马 粉丝 fiction. If 你 don't like talking 马 that come in different colors, please run for your life.



At a classic car 显示 in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting 由 his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting 由 his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, 或者 你 will be killed 由 a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have 你 been? 你 almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm sorry, but I got held up at one of those toll booths.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·2个月前
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Sense we all 爱情 movies, and I was 给 the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique 列表 for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..



#6: HE CAN'T DIE:


Some of his 更多 serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic 照片 of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..



#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole Penance Stare thing. It's supposed to make 你 relive your sins.. Wade sees "himself"..



#4: INSECURITY:
The fact that Wade thinks Vanessa is only with him for his looks is very sad the 更多 你 think about it. I notice some moments similar moments in the comics. Well, at least what saw from the clips..
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Opinion by whatsupbugs posted ·3个月前
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Hi. Here are some 随意 lessons.

1. Smiles are better than frowns.

2. A friendly greeting to a friend 或者 even someone 你 barely know can make a big difference.

3. Making your loved ones happy is 更多 vaulable than any material item.

4. Being happy with the people 你 爱情 is worth 更多 than all the money in your wallet combined.

5. Even when things get bad an optimistic attitude and hard working dedication can make things better.

6. Being 安全 is important, just don't overthink everything.

7. Calling bullies the things they call 你 in response won't make things better.

8. It's good to be nice to everybody, even the people who act bad. Being kinder than the bad guys can inspire them to change their ways.

9. Respecting opinions is important even if 你 highly disagree with other peoples' opinions.

10. People shouldn't be mocked for being unique as long as they don't do anything morally wrong.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·3个月前
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This is a My Little 小马 粉丝 fiction. If 你 do not like talking 马 that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.





The 粉丝 fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A windwakerguy430 粉丝 Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate

Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom
Vinyl Scratch as Camryn
Erik Estrada as the principal
Master Sword, and Rio as the bullies

Harrison: *Walking slower than the other ponies from the bus, and goes to the right, in a driveway*

At the end of the driveway was the back entrance of a clothing store. To the left was a storage shed, 由 a beige wall.
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