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posted by animelol
HI! Here are some 随意 facts that u might agree with :P

-I LIKE PIE
-I like seafood
-I just started 潮流粉丝俱乐部 :P
-I believe in ghosts
-I am Jewish :D
-I am awesome (dont worry u are too :D)
-My 最喜爱的 animal is an owl
-Pie like I too! :D
-Im kinda shy :/
-IM HYPER
-I like YouTube
-Smosh is AWESOME
-Books are AWESOME
-BFFs are AWESOME
-Food is AWESOME
-I have a pet goldfish that has been alive for 5 years
-Goldfish are super funny
-Cats are cute
-Pies are cute
-CUPCAKES are cute
-Puppies are cute
-Im addicted to fanpopping
-Never spell pop with 2 o's unless u have to (lol)
-Im on the water side! Not 火, 消防 (sorry fire)...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Almost all heavy ele­ments (every­thing but Hydro­gen, Helium, and a bit of Lithium) comes from stars that have gone super­nova. 你 are made of stars.

The solar sys­tem is in orbit around the cen­ter of the Milky Way.  We’re mov­ing at about 483,000 miles an hour.

There are 更多 mol­e­cules in a cup of water than there are cups of water in the ocean.

There are almost 更多 atoms in a grain of sand, than there are grains of sand on Earth.

The word “bed” looks like a bed. Also… shark

The mir­ror image of ’3.14′ looks like the word ‘PIE‘.

Pepsi Cola was orig­i­nally...
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posted by unohana
"Be a leader not a follower" a saying that can mean many things. I am one of those people who doesn't copy and do what others do. When 你 a follower 你 are trying to be like someone. If 你 are trying to be like someone than 你 are a copy. Its okey to to look up to someone and try to be like them but that person has to be a good example. If 你 follow the wrong person there might be a chance of death ahead in your life. Gangs are an example of leaders and followers. Gang Leaders get their followers to send drugs and kill rivial gangs and later those rivial gangs kill the leader and later...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
Original link

1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If 你 live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some 老友记 along for company, 或者 just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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posted by flippy_fan210
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It was late afternoon. Foamy had just woken up. He was at the door. “ah. Time for a nice 日 of ranting.” he 说 as he opened the door. When he saw his surroundings he freaked out. “what the h@#$!?” this isn't my neighborhood!i need a lawyer! Where is my lawyer!?” Pilz-E walked out of another house. “What's with all the noise Foamy?” he asked. “Stop popping pills and look around 你 a%$hole!” Foamy replied. Pilz-E looked around and gasped. “you're right Foamy. This isn't where we live!” Foamy rolled his eyes and 说 sarcastically “gee, I never would've guessed, retard!”...
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posted by i_luv_Pelon_xxx
Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account
Iluvpelon14

Yay
One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental 首页 for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a 圈, 圈子 like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child...
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posted by E-Scope90
Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and 爱情 potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in 爱情 if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered 浓情巧克力 a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of 浓情巧克力 a 日 before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in 爱情 approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic 爱情 suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1. Why don't 你 go hump a teddy 或者 something.

2. Stuff it up ya jumper.

3. go eat a dog shit

4. go suck ya mum

5. die block head

6. stick ya head in a feed bag

7. yo dawg go eat ya chum

8. yah smell like a fart

9. i may be dumb but im not stupid

(ok i know some of these are mean and some i would never use and i can add some 更多 if u wan't me to I CAN ADD A MILLION 更多 MUWAHAHAAAAAAAAA ............................................................................................................HAVE A NICE DAY)
posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish 你 were a door so I could slam 你 all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do 你 work for UPS? I thought I saw 你 checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 识骨寻踪 in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy 你 a drink 或者 do 你 just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted 床, 床上 Thrasher: have 你 seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make 你 the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and 你 can...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical 马 with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod的, ipod 或者 something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the 食物 sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the 音乐 store whether 你 can get a CD that 你 know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by blossomyumyum
Here is a long riddle for 你 to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair 更多 than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...
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posted by IloveMyLord
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only 由 this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My 老友记 are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell

"A friend is someone who is there for 你 when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent 由 Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two 分钟 later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if 你 are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when 你 get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by tokidoki123
[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 下一个 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have 你 tried 展示 him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like 你 - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - 鱼 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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What Color Of Socks Are 你 Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
粉, 粉色 = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy


What Kind Of Pants Are 你 Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict


What Is Your Natural...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did 你 get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A 企鹅 rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this 文章 on the internet.

1. Insist that 你 are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the 床, 床上 holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say 你 know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors 由 your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as 你 can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so 你 guy will need a babysitter!


*10 分钟 later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 分钟 later*
Amber:I wuv 茶 parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are 你 doing?
Amber:Having a 茶 party!
Ashley:Can I...
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posted by pure-angel
Dost thou 爱情 life?
Then do not squander time,
for that is the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Life is either a daring adventure 或者 nothing.
Helen Keller

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt 你 represents determinism; the way 你 play it is free will.
Jawaharal Nehru








Life is like the dice that, falling, still 显示 a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects.
Alexis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, 或者 熊 its troubles patiently.
Palladas

The geat blessing of mankind are within us and...
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