This 文章 is about my terrible cousin May!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I 爱情 her but she pisses me off!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I 爱情 her but she pisses me off!
i 爱情 cereal yes i do
i 爱情 cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i 爱情 cerial yes i do i 爱情 cerial 你 better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if 你 can't have crealeal
do not steal
i 爱情 creal yes we do i 爱情 ceral 你 should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i 爱情 ccerale yes i do
i 爱情 crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some 随意 songs 你 made up plz commet
i 爱情 cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i 爱情 cerial yes i do i 爱情 cerial 你 better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if 你 can't have crealeal
do not steal
i 爱情 creal yes we do i 爱情 ceral 你 should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i 爱情 ccerale yes i do
i 爱情 crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some 随意 songs 你 made up plz commet
Man: If I could see 你 naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw 你 naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen 你 someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this 座位 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if 你 sit down.
Man: Your place 或者 mine?
Woman: Both. 你 go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do 你 do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: 嘿 baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do 你 like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would 你 stay there?
Man: Why aren't 你 married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't 你 married yet?
Woman:Why aren't 你 thin?
Man: Why aren't 你 married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Woman: If I saw 你 naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen 你 someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this 座位 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if 你 sit down.
Man: Your place 或者 mine?
Woman: Both. 你 go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do 你 do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: 嘿 baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do 你 like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would 你 stay there?
Man: Why aren't 你 married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't 你 married yet?
Woman:Why aren't 你 thin?
Man: Why aren't 你 married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
A fwd I got:
The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my 老友记 get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a 塔科, 炸玉米饼 so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go 由 herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my 老友记 get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a 塔科, 炸玉米饼 so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go 由 herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
u say your a body?
without a host?
not one spirit not one ghost?
why do u cry if im unfair?
suck it up my frail friend
im sick of your stupid greed
why are u so scared of me?
i have done nothing wrong?
then whats with your gloomy song?
u say your fine 你 say im dead?
whats without 爱情 u sleepy head?
im just me and your just u
so be happy where noot 分裂, 拆分 in Two
if i was a u and u were a me?
then it would so much 更多 unhappy
my soul is telling me to stay
but then my ghost is saying go away?
its not like my smile would care
because im just u and me and fair
be proud that where not 分裂, 拆分 in two
because i could never live without u
without a host?
not one spirit not one ghost?
why do u cry if im unfair?
suck it up my frail friend
im sick of your stupid greed
why are u so scared of me?
i have done nothing wrong?
then whats with your gloomy song?
u say your fine 你 say im dead?
whats without 爱情 u sleepy head?
im just me and your just u
so be happy where noot 分裂, 拆分 in Two
if i was a u and u were a me?
then it would so much 更多 unhappy
my soul is telling me to stay
but then my ghost is saying go away?
its not like my smile would care
because im just u and me and fair
be proud that where not 分裂, 拆分 in two
because i could never live without u
I had this dream and it was like smiegel (from LOTR) and the 皇后乐队 of hearts. Then there was Harry Potter randomly following me. And in my dream the 皇后乐队 of hearts hated smiegel so I was sad. D: and then my 老友记 were there and 彩虹 Dash was there and it was so weird. So then Legolas (he's from LOTR to) walked 由 with some 随意 person. And then there were ten Harry Potters and they all turned evil and chased me. So I ran away and put the 皇后乐队 of hearts and all the Harry Potters in a 船, 小船 and they went away. And then I woke up and I was like what the heck was that.