i think
that 羊 are the best animal in the world
and
香蕉 are the best 水果
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a 羊 should eat a 香蕉 what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i 爱情 clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"
i think
Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever
i mean ever
happened to the 音乐 business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the 音乐 business
and
羊 should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth
SO WRITE A 评论 AND BECOME A 粉丝 OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A 评论
YA GET ME???!!!
:)
that 羊 are the best animal in the world
and
香蕉 are the best 水果
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a 羊 should eat a 香蕉 what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i 爱情 clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"
i think
Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever
i mean ever
happened to the 音乐 business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the 音乐 business
and
羊 should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth
SO WRITE A 评论 AND BECOME A 粉丝 OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A 评论
YA GET ME???!!!
:)
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 秒 AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The 下一个 morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her 长袍 and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 秒 AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The 下一个 morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her 长袍 and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing 你 naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't 你 have some laundry to do 或者 something?
你 are so cute when 你 get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a 分钟 - I get it. What time of the 月 is it?
你 sure 你 don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of 婊子, 子 flakes this morning!
Who are 你 kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Sorry. I was just picturing 你 naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't 你 have some laundry to do 或者 something?
你 are so cute when 你 get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a 分钟 - I get it. What time of the 月 is it?
你 sure 你 don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of 婊子, 子 flakes this morning!
Who are 你 kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.