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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to 交叉, 十字架 the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make 爱情 with 你
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until 你 find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit 你 first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of 你 shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give 你 a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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posted by Bluekait
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Post the first line of a song 你 are currently listening too in the comments. I 'll make a story out of it when I feel it is enough. Then we see how it turns out. If this keeps going after I 发布 the story, the 更多 I make.

I learnt this from a friend of mine who needed some inspiration. Hope this will inspire any struggling writers.

If 你 want too, take the first line from 3 - 5 songs to make the story longer!

Guys, please don't bash 或者 say anything rude to people's 音乐 interests. I don't care if it's 1D, Justin Bieber, 或者 Miley Cyrus BUT be respectful. If so, I am not adding your song lyric to the story.

Here's mine: I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
posted by mini17
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ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world!

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for...
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posted by deathding
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1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much 你 爱情 them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before 你 die.

7. Play the scariest horror game 你 know.

8. Tell your 老友记 all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. 更多 STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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posted by IloveJuju
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GIRL CONFESSIONS...
1. Do 你 sleep in your bra? Nope
2. Does your dad know 你 like boys yet? Obviously :)
3. Do 你 enjoy drama? Not really.
4. Are 你 a girly girl? Hahhaa NO
5. Small 或者 large purses? Small cuz i hate purses.
6. Are 你 short? Im in the middle
7. Do 你 like somebody? Justin Bieber♥
8. Do 你 care if your socks are dirty? No.Im not bothered.
9. Do 你 like Halloween? Its Cool :D
10. Are 你 double jointed? No!
11. Where is the weirdest place 你 have slept? Uhhh on a table
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Myself ;)
13. Is there any type of rumor going...
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posted by Channyfan1
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(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...


I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN 爱情 WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by juicyjossy9
 A 照片 I took of a farm that produces 枫, 枫树 syrup…
A photo I took of a farm that produces maple syrup…
Published 由 Heather, SuperForester
on December 12, 2010
in Superforest journal
___________________________________

Hello SuperForest!

I received this little story in my 电子邮箱 收件箱 recently, and upon 阅读 it, I immediately thought of SuperForest. We have talked about redefining wealth and success before, but this is a simple story that illustrates the common thread of abundance and gratitude that often shows up in our SuperForest universe.

Let’s share this story with our loved ones, especially during this holiday season, as it is important to remind ourselves to be grateful for what we have,...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by Mel4ever
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GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So 你 have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! 嘿 girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did 你 know 接吻 is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken 汤 actually makes 你 feel better. 94% of boys would 爱情 it if 你 sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your 最佳, 返回页首 lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult 你 when they like you! 89% of guys want 你 to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. 浓情巧克力 will make 你 feel better! Most...
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posted by karpach_13
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28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as 你 think we all are.

2.. No matter what 你 say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like 你 to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call 你 beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If 你 have cramps and we ask 你 what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the 月 and nothing more.

9.. If 你 really...
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(A/N) Still has gayness cussing and sex ;D


~Jason's POV~

Ty and i have been dating for a few months now, but lately we've been fighting, over dumb silly things too.

"Good bye" Ty 说 接吻 me on the lips.

"Where are 你 going?" I asked.

"Out to the bar with some friends" He 说 not looking at me.

"Okay" I said.

The 分钟 he walked out the door i was torn.

I wanted 更多 than life it's self to ask him if he still loved me, the way i loved him.

Tears began to trace my cheek 识骨寻踪 when i thought about the first time we had sex.

He was going out having a good time, getting drunk with his buddies, while...
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 Elsa from 迪士尼 图标 I've made with this 5-STEP-Required tutorial
Elsa from 迪士尼 图标 I've made with this 5-STEP-Required tutorial
I was thinking to share my knowledge of 图标 making using Adobe Photoshop to my 老友记 here in Fanpop. So I decided to write it down.

First of all, although every in Adobe Photoshop the tools placement are different, but the tools I'm using are common and I hope 你 already know them. But don't worry, I also include the tools' shortcut. In this article, I'm using Adobe Photoshop CS5.

Let's begin!



STEP 1: Choose a picture 你 want.



How to open an image: click 'File' and then click 'Open' 或者 a shortcut CTRL+O. 你 can...
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posted by blondcat30
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its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? 淋浴 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong 或者 hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I 爱情 yous 或者 calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells 随意 girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king 或者 fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...
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I'm bored so this 文章 is 随意 anyways...

1. Like- it makes 你 seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- 你 have to have 更多 words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane 或者 out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what 你 call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, 你 have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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posted by pure-angel
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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say 你 爱情 me! Say 你 爱情 me!
BOY : 你 爱情 me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will 你 give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't 你 ever want to improve??
BOY : I 爱情 你 and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would 你 stay there??
SHARON : Have 你 ever had a hot passionate,...
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posted by yukikiyruu
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Observation:

Guys never notice differences in their friend's appearance unless the difference is too obvious (like a very poor haircut that leaves the scalp like a partially mowed lawn). But with girls, it's not the case... Try walking to your friend who is a girl (the phrase girl friend avoided for obvious reasons) with a small stain on your 衬衫 which is usually unnoticeable. Chances are that 你 would get caught within the first couple of minutes.

Care:

Guys try their best to be caring but come on... they are not designed for that! Girls often tend to care 更多 than what 你 want them to and...
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"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a 枕头 feather 或者 a back scratcher, but was 更多 like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped 由 a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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posted by starwarsfangirl
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These are just 随意 ways to eat my 最喜爱的 cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with 草莓 milk
5. frozen
6. 《冰雪奇缘》 with milk
7. 《冰雪奇缘》 with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in 《冰雪奇缘》 yogurt
11. in 《冰雪奇缘》 yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with 花生 butter
14. 《冰雪奇缘》 with 花生 butter
15. 《冰雪奇缘》 with 7up
16. with 花生 牛油, 黄油 and 7up
17. with 樱桃 7up
18. 《冰雪奇缘》 with 樱桃 7up
19. 《冰雪奇缘》 with 花生 牛油, 黄油 and 樱桃 7up
20. 由 itself

If 你 try any of these and like it, please write a 评论 and tell me which one(s) 你 tried. :)