いもむしさんのうんどうかい

1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and 你 don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask 你 a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*

9. TEACHER!?! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

10. I missed what 你 说 right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. 你 should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were 你 talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does...

found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan 你 money, tell them 你 just filed for bankruptcy and 你 could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, 或者 is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If 你 get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping 或者 whatever. See how long that commission...