Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make 爱情 with 你
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until 你 find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit 你 first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of 你 shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give 你 a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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