why are words so important?
what are words worth?
written on a page
spoken 由 a life.
our first words most precious.
our last words most enduring.
the words from the past
can help us in the future.
words spoken from a distance
keep us closer than ever.
words hidden in clues
keep our brains active for longer.
the words your not meant to see
hide conspiracy plots and crimes.
words that describe your feelings
显示 others your heart.
to discover words is to discover a tool to
discover the world.
what are words worth?
written on a page
spoken 由 a life.
our first words most precious.
our last words most enduring.
the words from the past
can help us in the future.
words spoken from a distance
keep us closer than ever.
words hidden in clues
keep our brains active for longer.
the words your not meant to see
hide conspiracy plots and crimes.
words that describe your feelings
显示 others your heart.
to discover words is to discover a tool to
discover the world.
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the 花 girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure 你 disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call 你 repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure 你 set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill 浓情巧克力 fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid 移动 由 getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the 花 girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure 你 disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call 你 repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure 你 set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill 浓情巧克力 fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid 移动 由 getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. 布丁 Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the 日本动漫 she's hyper, active and has the best 爱情 interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.
19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, 迷失 the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured 由 the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the 迪士尼 princess naive,...
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19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, 迷失 the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured 由 the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the 迪士尼 princess naive,...
#9 Have one of your 老友记 hit 你 on the back and spit out a piece of white gum 或者 a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until 你 have $20 或者 more.
#7 If 你 have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do 婴儿 come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob 或者 音乐 videos.
#4 Go around 唱歌 the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
