1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your 老友记

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them 你 are raising money to buy 食物 for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that 你 want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines 日 gift your 老友记 a cucumber and tell them 你 grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it 下一个 to your ear and say that he talks to 你 and says he need a new 首页 and thats why 你 buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber

ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like 或者 爱情 and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn 更多 fans......add 随意 ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn 更多 fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn 奖章 ...u have to add 更多 pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have 更多 奖章 .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get 更多 fans.....and frnds too.

when i have 更多 ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this 文章 will be useful have a gr8 日 everybody and type ur 评论 plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.

1.imitate sirius black,order a 比萨, 比萨饼 and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best 比萨, 比萨饼 ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at 随意 times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that 你 are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this 列表 ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs 你 know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that 你 are a muggle born even if 你 did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope 你 liked it!

I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a 问题 on this spot that asked "If 你 saw Justin Bieber standing on the 最佳, 返回页首 of a building getting ready to jump, would 你 cry 或者 scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on 最佳, 返回页首 of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do 你 people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone 你 know 或者 care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???

Q .. Did 你 here about the blonde who shot an 《绿箭侠》 into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do 你 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 街, 街道 when the sign 说 "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when 你 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.