随意 Article: my hero is my dad

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posted by j-bfan7

my hero is not superman,
nor is it wonderwomen,
my hero is my dad.

when i go to bed,hes there to tuck me in,
when i wake up hes there to say goodmorning,
when i come downstairs my breakfast is made.

he drops me off at school,
even when hes busy,
he never says no to me,
especially when im hurt.

when im feeling sad,
his humor always cheers me up,
my dad is always there for me.

my daddy is my hero,
and best of all,
hes all mine.

thank u for 阅读 "Bugs poetry:poetry 由 me"i am only 12 years old and even though some of this isnt true i feel it is because my dad is the best.

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 5 others like this

iemand awww that's very sweet :)

j-bfan7 thanks

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随意食物

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posted by shutyourface

don't worry this 文章 is not about 羊或者 bananas it is about a 更多 serious matter.

this is a 辩论 and i want everyone 阅读 this
写作 a 评论 about what 你 think is write 或者 wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

或者 the chicken?

thats my 辩论 and i want EVERYONE who's a 粉丝
of 随意 to write what they think is right

and become a 粉丝 of me and become a 粉丝 of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
或者 the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 爱情 flirts.
3. A guy can like 你 for a minute, and then forget 你 afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are 你 doing something?" 或者 "Have 你 eaten already?" are the first usual 问题 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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10 most stupid 问题 people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When 你 meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are 你 doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t 你 try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When 你 ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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Trick 问题

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 问题 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 回复 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 或者 wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: 你 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are 你 now?

Answer:

If 你 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 你 overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 下一个问题 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If 你 overtake the last...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked 由 his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes 首页 and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother 回复 " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad 回复 "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she 回复 "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she 回复 "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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Fun and Probably Dangerous things to do when it snows!!!!

posted by llamalover565

Okay so if 你 live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The 下一个 day, cut the balloons off and 你 got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when 你 can barely 移动 as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...

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Tails, Cream And as a couple

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Condoms are STYLISH!

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Randomness

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Ponder these imponderables!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

If 你 tied buttered 烤面包, 吐司 to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when 你 turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if 你 open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when 你 transport something 由 car, it's called a shipment, but when 你 transport something 由 ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...

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"Elmo's World - Behind the Scenes"

added by IZlover48

IDK, just surfing youtobe and i found This!!!LOLXD

video

funny

stupid

随意

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THIS IS FUNNY

posted by jessicamc26

A stoner called the 火, 消防 department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a 粉丝 of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I 爱情 and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of 你 for the rest of my life :)

I 爱情你 all! Have a beautiful, wonderful 日 :D

-LOL!-

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Emails to ALice

posted by KatiiCullen94

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that 你 were real, that 你 all were , that he was.
There is evidence that 你 were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming 或者 not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and 你 diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, 或者 did i make 你 up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without 你 i dont know. But i want to find out. Do 你 think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...