The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty 流行的 guy.
One 日 God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here 或者 I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are 你 going to get a lawyer?"
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty 流行的 guy.
One 日 God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here 或者 I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are 你 going to get a lawyer?"
4 days after Sam and her mom talked,this happened.
Sam just got 首页 when,she opened the front door."Sam!Hurry!Go in your bedroom!Hurry!"Mom ran to Sam,and grabbed her arm."Mom!Whats happening?"Sam stopped to ask."There's someone coming."Mom whispered."What?"Sam whispered back.Mom couldn't say any more,She grabbed Sam and ran into her bedroom,There Sam saw her little sister,Nicky."Duck Sam!Now!!!"Mom demanded.Sam ducked as Nicky did."Mom?Whats happening!"Sam 说 shaking."I-I can't explain!No time!!Duck lower!"Mom said.Just then...POW!!!There was glass shattering.Nicky Screaming.Mom quieting her down.Sam,Scared to death.Just then.Sam couldn't hear anything but the word "Joan" circling in her head.Joan.Joan.Joan.Joan...is...G-G-GONE.Gone.Sam couldn't help but screaming.Then...all Sam could remember was waking up in the hospital."Mom?Nicky?What...What happened?"Sam asked."You were...s-s-stabbed."Mom stuttered."WHAT!!???"Sam 说 shaking.But she stopped when she remembered Joan.
Sam just got 首页 when,she opened the front door."Sam!Hurry!Go in your bedroom!Hurry!"Mom ran to Sam,and grabbed her arm."Mom!Whats happening?"Sam stopped to ask."There's someone coming."Mom whispered."What?"Sam whispered back.Mom couldn't say any more,She grabbed Sam and ran into her bedroom,There Sam saw her little sister,Nicky."Duck Sam!Now!!!"Mom demanded.Sam ducked as Nicky did."Mom?Whats happening!"Sam 说 shaking."I-I can't explain!No time!!Duck lower!"Mom said.Just then...POW!!!There was glass shattering.Nicky Screaming.Mom quieting her down.Sam,Scared to death.Just then.Sam couldn't hear anything but the word "Joan" circling in her head.Joan.Joan.Joan.Joan...is...G-G-GONE.Gone.Sam couldn't help but screaming.Then...all Sam could remember was waking up in the hospital."Mom?Nicky?What...What happened?"Sam asked."You were...s-s-stabbed."Mom stuttered."WHAT!!???"Sam 说 shaking.But she stopped when she remembered Joan.
A ball it goes up and down its so round
it bounces up and down
up and around
ANYWAYS!
Well HI!
I'm Invader Calliope!
Well it's time to dance!
LALALALA *STEP STEP* LALALALALALALALALALALA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amazing! Dance!
now time to make face
:P
:o
:D
:H
:l
C:
:R
:A
:Q
OK!
OMG LOOK IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!
Now IT'S FRED!
NOW IT'S TAYLOR!
NOW IT'S DAVID!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!
i hope 你 enjoyed!
it bounces up and down
up and around
ANYWAYS!
Well HI!
I'm Invader Calliope!
Well it's time to dance!
LALALALA *STEP STEP* LALALALALALALALALALALA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amazing! Dance!
now time to make face
:P
:o
:D
:H
:l
C:
:R
:A
:Q
OK!
OMG LOOK IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!
Now IT'S FRED!
NOW IT'S TAYLOR!
NOW IT'S DAVID!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!
i hope 你 enjoyed!
THINGS I DISLIKE:
1:bogers
2.cold tolit seat
3:JB
4:the word LAME
THINGS I LIKE:
1:Invader Zim
2:anime
3:manga
4:drawing
WHAT THINGS I DO:
1:cosplay
2:watch tv
3:going to my 俱乐部 *Invader Zim and food* *only on mondays and tuesdays and fridays*
4: going to a practice *i do track*
OTHER STUFF:
1: WHO ARE YOU!
2:ADD ME!!!!
3:*hugglez*
4: :D
Ok so i hope 你 enjoyed this article.
Have a nice friday.
Everyone....HI!
Do 你 like to roleplay? well i like to roleplay!
CARAMELLDANSEN!!! I 爱情 that dance!
1:bogers
2.cold tolit seat
3:JB
4:the word LAME
THINGS I LIKE:
1:Invader Zim
2:anime
3:manga
4:drawing
WHAT THINGS I DO:
1:cosplay
2:watch tv
3:going to my 俱乐部 *Invader Zim and food* *only on mondays and tuesdays and fridays*
4: going to a practice *i do track*
OTHER STUFF:
1: WHO ARE YOU!
2:ADD ME!!!!
3:*hugglez*
4: :D
Ok so i hope 你 enjoyed this article.
Have a nice friday.
Everyone....HI!
Do 你 like to roleplay? well i like to roleplay!
CARAMELLDANSEN!!! I 爱情 that dance!