The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty 流行的 guy.
One 日 God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here 或者 I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are 你 going to get a lawyer?"
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty 流行的 guy.
One 日 God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here 或者 I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are 你 going to get a lawyer?"
Why not??! :(
Because they are not sweets at all, but soaps! Look a little closer:
The ice creams are blueberry, 西瓜 and 樱桃 flavor!
The 饼干 that look like they are are made of toffee and strawberry, really smell like these delicious foods!
Doughnuts? They are just like the ones 你 can buy at the store, in size and shape. Of course, 你 can't eat them, but they do smell like chocolate!
How about one of the muffins, which smell like pear, 苹果 and vanilla?
The last doughnut would be perfect for a guy like Homer Simpson. He wouldn't mind that it's just soap!
These soaps would make for a really fun gift 或者 the perfect 支持 in a practical joke. Here's the website if 你 wan to buy a couple of them: link
LOL! xD
source: mundochica
Hi everyone it's me Invader Calliope!
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█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope 你 are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I 爱情 INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
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So i am going to tell 你 a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope 你 are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I 爱情 INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell 你 a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
So,this is my first of maybe many 文章 that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i 说 astronouts how do 你 think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first 公牛 in 太空 was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good 老友记 Collin Mc Moo,Milky 浓情巧克力 and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents 公牛 Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank 你 for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i 说 astronouts how do 你 think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first 公牛 in 太空 was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good 老友记 Collin Mc Moo,Milky 浓情巧克力 and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents 公牛 Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank 你 for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
