随意 Article: The truth about 皮卡丘

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posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if 你 look closely 皮卡丘 has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight 你 fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his 食物 up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*

Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!

Ash:Not before I kill you!

*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*

Brock:Get away from me 你 little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.

Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!

*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*

Pikachu:Pika-chu.

*Pikachu began crying*

Ash:Throw up 你 little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!

Pikachu:Pika...

Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!

Misty:Ash what's your problem?

Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!

Brock:Run,before he try's to kill 你 to!

*Brock 说 as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*

Ash:There 你 are!

*Ash smiled*

Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!

Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't 你 running?I told 你 to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't 你 loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until 你 loose some weight!
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The Man Who Shot 50 Cent - PaRappa the Rapper 2 (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for 你 all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on PS游戏机 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I 爱情 the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the 音乐 is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...

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The Tony Hawk of Urban Violence - Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

So Marc Ecko, fashion designer, entrepreneur and a lot of other things that I do not know. I am not familiar with this man, and I’ve never seen any of his works. But I am familiar with his one time video game directorial debut. Wanting to create a game all about hip hop and graffiti, Marc Ecko’s Getting Up: Content’s Under Pressure was born. The game was published 由 Atari, the kings of the bargain bin, and developed 由 The Collective, responsible for creating a lot of licensed games before merging with Shiny Entertainment to become Double Helix Games, which would later go on to be bought...

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Too long for a 墙 post.. So .......

posted by Canada24

I noticed some very sad things if 你 replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..

1: Jack's 苦 line "teach me and your just run away again 或者 something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole 年 when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.

2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill 或者 capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.

3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man 由 this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.

4: If 你 have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..

5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..

Quick, Shoot God - Baroque (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

I’ve never heard of this game up until now. I was watching a video on obscure titles 由 Atlus that weren’t SMT 或者 Persona and one game that caught my attention was this strange little game called Baroque. Released originally for the Sega Saturn in 日本 only, it got a remake for the PS2 and Wii, and when Atlus got word of it, they decided to 发布 the game, since the game was developed 由 Sting, and got it released in North America. And honestly, looking at this game, with a post-apocalyptic setting and all this talk of gods and 天使 and stuff… Yeah, I can see why Atlus wanted to...

The Kool-Aid Man Responds To Famous Characters

posted by whatsupbugs

Warning: This 文章 is very repetitive and silly.

He-Man: "I have the power!"
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Robert De Niro: "Are 你 talking to me?" (The Kool-Aid Man remains silent.)
Robert De Niro: "Are 你 talking to me?" (No response)
Robert De Niro: "I'm the only one here, so 你 must be talking to me."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Queen Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyways."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Batman: "I want 你 to tell all your 老友记 about me. I'm Batman."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Lex Luthor: "Nobody wants war. I just want to keep...

Gawoo Push Mungo! - Yanya Caballista: City Skater (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

Back in the good old days of the early 2000s, skateboarding was a big deal. It was hard to not hear a bunch of kids going around the city blasting Green 日 as they were doing ollie over school stairs, which was the style at the time. Nowadays, skateboarding is kind of a dead medium and skateparks have become as ancient as the pyramids of Egypt. I was always amazed 由 the style of skateboarding ever since I played Tony Hawk. And today’s game… has absolutely nothing to do with any of the Tony Hawk games. No, instead we’re heading to the far off lands to the east. That’s right, a Japanese...

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Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 13: Terrawars: NY Invasion

posted by windwakerguy430

Well this is a game I never knew existed. Most of these games, I had minor knowledge of, but this is a game I never heard of, not a once. Terrawars: New York Invasion is a shooter all about playing as a soldier that must stop an alien invasion taking place in New York, obviously. The game was developed 由 Lady Luck Digital Media, this being their first and last game. Released on Xbox Original and PC, Terrawars was a game made on passion. The developers themselves went to New York City, Manhattan to be exact, in order to get the game to look as close to New York as possible. It’s kind of nice...

An old Nightmare on Elms 街, 街道 spoof I made

posted by Canada24

Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored 由 a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized 手套 weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told 你 if 你 keep falling asleep, their gonna kick 你 outta here"...

NikPiks QuikPiks - 粉, 粉色 Diamond is Worst Diamond... And That's Okay

posted by windwakerguy430

The 年 is 2013. Fresh off of the threat of the end of the world in 2012, the political climate is getting pretty hot, and Adam Sandler graced the world with Grown Ups 2. Truly a horrible time to be alive. But hey, at least we got Pacific Rim. That was a good movie. But worst of all, 动画片 on TV were fucking lame. Nothing of interest was on, and it didn’t help that Adventure Time was on Season 6 and Gumball on Season 3, which were both just… ugh, a mess. Hell man, even Regular 显示 had it’s issues. But then comes a new challenger, Rebecca Sugar, with her own cartoon. A cartoon that...

The Nut House Episode 19

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 19: Labor Day

Kevin and Liam were planning a special trip to celebrate Labor Day.

Liam: Where should we go?
Kevin: I'd like to try somewhere north for a change. A few 老友记 at work recommended Boston.
Liam: That's a good idea. Ooh, how about Cape Cod? There's a nice...

最佳, 返回页首 13 迪士尼 Scenes That Scared Me

posted by BB2010

I was a bit of a scaredy cat when I was a kid and there were some things I wasn't totally ready to watch at certain ages. My stepmom actually watched horror 电影院 while I was in the room when I was 8 and didn't care that some of those 电影院 kinda scarred me for life. There were some 迪士尼电影院 I had a hard time watching when I was a kid because there were one 或者更多 scenes that scared me too much.

And in case you're wondering, "Why 最佳, 返回页首 13?" Well, because 1. 13 because unlucky number and 2. I do what I want

13. Hocus Pocus
This is a movie I 爱情 now. I watch it over and over again without...

In-Indie - Absolver

posted by windwakerguy430

Have 你 ever played Dark Souls and went onto the PvP that the community creates? I layed Dark Souls III and tried out the PvP and had way 更多 fun with it than literally anything that was put into the single player story. I really enjoyed it and wondered if there was any game with combat like this that was just PvP. And wouldn’t 你 know it, there was. Not with weapons, of course, but 你 take what 你 can get. So let us talk about Absolver

So Absolver is about… uh… monks with masks or… something… Hang on, let me pull up a Wikipedia page. Alright, so the game followed a group...

In-Indie - Lethal League Blaze

posted by windwakerguy430

I think one of my 最喜爱的 things about indie games (Aside from the sheer passion of creators that want to do their own thing) is the visuals they go for. From Hollow Knight’s charming dot eyed art to the amazing hand drawn movements of Skullgirls to the old 30s cartoon aesthetic of Cuphead, all of these games have an art style that drew me to them and made me want to play these games. But hey, a simple cel shading can also appeal to me. And that brings us to Lethal League Blaze

Starting out as a flash game called Lethal League (Which 你 can apparently play on the PS4 store now), Lethal...

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NikPiks - The Collapse of Tony Hawk's Franchise (And His Image)

posted by windwakerguy430

Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed 由 the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.

Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...

Life In The Fast Lane 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song (Start at 0:09): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog 粉丝 Fiction

Life In The Fast Lane 2

Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta...

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The Nut House Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 11: Where Have 你 Been?

David: *Walks into the dining room from the kitchen*
Kevin: *Walks in with Liam*
David: 嘿你 two.
Kevin: Hi. *Sits down with Liam*
David: 你 guys were here yesterday, right?
Liam: Yes. Why?
David: I don't know why, but it feels like you...