随意 Article: The truth about 皮卡丘

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posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if 你 look closely 皮卡丘 has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight 你 fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his 食物 up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*

Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!

Ash:Not before I kill you!

*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*

Brock:Get away from me 你 little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.

Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!

*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*

Pikachu:Pika-chu.

*Pikachu began crying*

Ash:Throw up 你 little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!

Pikachu:Pika...

Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!

Misty:Ash what's your problem?

Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!

Brock:Run,before he try's to kill 你 to!

*Brock 说 as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*

Ash:There 你 are!

*Ash smiled*

Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!

Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't 你 running?I told 你 to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't 你 loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until 你 loose some weight!
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The mega DeviantART rant

posted by alexischaos2004

Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.

So, 你 may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? 你 probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.

DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. 你 can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always...

李知恩 Black Dress

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Zanhar's Rules of Shipping

posted by zanhar1

由 all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if 你 do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!

#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be 老友记 but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder 你 ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...

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SCP-465, The weirdest scp i ever read

posted by slenderman777

Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened 由 any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a 太空 at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention 或者 care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern 流行的 in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the 最佳, 返回页首 of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents 或者 manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....

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How I Think My 最喜爱的 Characters Would React To A Zombie Apocalypse

posted by zanhar1

So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my 最喜爱的 characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past 或者幻想 time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...

怪物史莱克 is love, 怪物史莱克 is life (Original Video)

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怪物史莱克 is love, 怪物史莱克 is life (Original Video)

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100 things all men should know about women

posted by karlialtman

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us 或者 someone else will.

3. We 婊子, 子 about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If 你 won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing 你 in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches 爱情 Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like 更多 than 你 hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, 或者 your...

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Animated Fruits

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Panda Porn

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Killer 薄煎饼, 煎饼

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BL's Opinions Episode 01: Why Digimon is better than Pokemon.

posted by BlondLionEzel

嘿 it's Nick here aka Blondlionezel, and i will be a making a series expressing my opinions on different things.

Alright, I can already tell that I will be getting a lot of flames/trolls/bad people on the internet complaining about this. But remember this is just my opinion on this. Also, Pokemon and Digimon have their own pros and cons.

Let's start 由 comparing Anime.

Pokemon: I definitely think that Pokemon is beating a dead horse with a dead horse. The story is always the same, Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) catching and training Pokemon. That's about it.

Digimon: Digimon always has something new to...

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A 年 Without Rain's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can 你 feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing 你 so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A 日 without 你 is like a 年 without rain
I need 你由 my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A 日 without 你 is like a 年 without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't 你 hear me calling?
My 心 is yearning
Like...