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EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A 日 dont go 由 你 dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF 你 do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta 你 XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie: I could make him cheeseburgers instead
WhoCares: 8D EPIC!!!!!!
WhoCares: XDDDDD
EmptyInside: 或者 whoppers
Skrewwd: So no one cares about me?
Skrewwd falls over dead from the gun wound
Skrewwd is sure no one cares
EmptyInside: great, now cait is hungry -_-
EmptyInside: OH NOES!
EmptyInside: Black wtf!
EmptyInside throws 柠檬 at black
WhoCares: LET'S BEAT HIM TO MAKE SURE HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! 8DDDDD
MentalBlackie looks at Cait
EmptyInside: BAD LUNA!
MentalBlackie: YEEEEEEEEEEAH :D
MentalBlackie rips Son apart
EmptyInside restrains the crazies
EmptyInside: dooooooooooooood
EmptyInside: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
WhoCares: I CANNOT BE RESTRAINED!!!!!!!!!!
EmptyInside is good at protecting, ay?
Skrewwd 's guts are all over the ground
MentalBlackie: Well....now I know how friendly gibbing looks like
MentalBlackie: :D
EmptyInside: ....guys, i dont think a band-aid will fix that
MentalBlackie: O'rly?
MentalBlackie: How did 你 guess?
EmptyInside puts band-aid on son's head
EmptyInside: better :D
MentalBlackie: Looks like a new Son
Skrewwd is not better
WhoCares: Did I mention I'm studying to be a surgeon?! 8DDDDDD
MentalBlackie: ...in 分裂, 拆分 parts
EmptyInside: crap -_-
Skrewwd is still deader than a doornail
EmptyInside never undertood that saying
MentalBlackie: 嘿 Son :D
MentalBlackie: Let's play hot potato!
MentalBlackie launches grenade
Skrewwd does not care about whether 或者 not Black understands things
EmptyInside: 你 guys are so mean o.o
EmptyInside: IM NOT BLACK!
WhoCares: I like him better when he's silent. ^_^
MentalBlackie: thx ^^
EmptyInside: rude
MentalBlackie: Me? O_O
EmptyInside: oh wait...
Skrewwd is sorry, he got mixed up.
EmptyInside: am i black?
MentalBlackie: NO
EmptyInside: IM NOT SURE NOW?!
MentalBlackie: YOU'RE WHITE
EmptyInside: IM PURPLE!
MentalBlackie: NO UR PINK
MentalBlackie: GREEN
MentalBlackie: RED
EmptyInside: NUUUU
WhoCares: I'M GRAY!!!!!! 8D
MentalBlackie: something
EmptyInside: im not Buu
EmptyInside: SON IS INJURED!
Skrewwd is dead
EmptyInside: OH GREAT!
MentalBlackie: he can press F to use his extra life
EmptyInside: now he's dead
MentalBlackie: :D
EmptyInside: wonderful 你 guys
WhoCares: Like my name is, Who Cares?
Skrewwd does not press F
MentalBlackie: Seconded
EmptyInside: ....*cough* female 狗 * cough*
MentalBlackie: Yay, we win the Deathmatch!
EmptyInside innocent whistle
MentalBlackie is aiming at Veggie
EmptyInside: NOOO EFFIN WAI!
EmptyInside grabs Veggie
MentalBlackie is about to press da trigger :D
EmptyInside: BACK OFF FOOL!
MentalBlackie shoots
WhoCares: LET'S KILL SOMEOINE ELSE NOW!!!!!!!!! 8DDDDD XDDDDD
EmptyInside: NO!
EmptyInside shields
MentalBlackie: YESH 8DDDDDDDDDDDD
WhoCares: *someone
MentalBlackie starts randomly launching grenades
EmptyInside gets shot too
MentalBlackie: Oh c'mon
EmptyInside: ...perfect -_-
MentalBlackie: That shell was fake
EmptyInside: IM BLEEEDING FROM MY CHEST!
MentalBlackie: :\
MentalBlackie: oh
WhoCares: Ain't we friendly? 8DDD
EmptyInside: WAAAAAAAAAAAH
MentalBlackie: it's ok
MentalBlackie: VERY
MentalBlackie: WE ARE...
EmptyInside: my life is flashing before my eyes o.o
MentalBlackie: ESPECIALLY WITH FRIENDLY FIRE
MentalBlackie: Press F
EmptyInside: theres no F on my keyboard!
MentalBlackie: ...
MentalBlackie: Say F
EmptyInside: i hate the letter
MentalBlackie: Veggie's gonna die then if 你 don't say it D:
MentalBlackie: He's bleeding :P
EmptyInside: then he'll 加入 me in teh afterlife XP
EmptyInside: wait why?
MentalBlackie: Lol, Rest in peace! :D
EmptyInside: i blocked it!
MentalBlackie: Dang
MentalBlackie: Wut now
EmptyInside: .....i die?
Skrewwd is still dead... this is getting boring...
MentalBlackie: No
MentalBlackie: 你 better not
MentalBlackie: Stay dead boy :D
WhoCares: then do it already.......die.
EmptyInside: how do 你 bring somebody back to life?
MentalBlackie: Get a Revive Kit
EmptyInside: FINE IM DEAD YOU--
EmptyInside dies
MentalBlackie: NUUUUU D8
Skrewwd turns into a ghost
MentalBlackie: *revives*
EmptyInside: dude i was just gunna do that!
WhoCares: YAY!!!!!!!
WhoCares: Noooot.
MentalBlackie: GHOST CAITIE? O.O
Skrewwd possesses Black and makes him commit suicide
EmptyInside turns into a Zombie >:D
WhoCares: -_-
MentalBlackie: hey'
MentalBlackie: !!!!!
MentalBlackie: Imma zombie
MentalBlackie: not you
MentalBlackie: :<
EmptyInside: NO I AM!
MentalBlackie: I am a VAMPIRE ZOMBIE
EmptyInside eats dead Blacks brains
MentalBlackie: AND I am un-possesable
Skrewwd leaves Black's body and sits on the 长椅, 沙发 to watch TV
MentalBlackie: None left
Skrewwd falls right thru the couch
Skrewwd: Crap....
EmptyInside: har
MentalBlackie: Wut r u eating? XD
MentalBlackie: I ain't got ny
MentalBlackie: *any
EmptyInside: ...i dont know o.o
EmptyInside: 果冻 :D
MentalBlackie: GUMMY
Skrewwd has an urge to watch Simon and Milo vids...
MentalBlackie: BEAR
MentalBlackie is shooting people
EmptyInside: you're dead Black
MentalBlackie: nop
EmptyInside: ...yup
MentalBlackie: I told 你 I'm a vampire zombie
MentalBlackie: UN-dead
Skrewwd: ITS NOT ME ITS YOU
MentalBlackie: nuuuuuuuuu
EmptyInside: ...huh
WhoCares: I ain't dead!!! 8DDDDD
MentalBlackie: I was undead earleir than u
EmptyInside: ARE 你 BREAKING UP WITH ME?!
MentalBlackie: WTF
Skrewwd: ... No...
MentalBlackie: Who me? XD
EmptyInside: lul fail
EmptyInside: yes Black -_-
Skrewwd: Not that I knew we were dating...
MentalBlackie: o.X
EmptyInside: *sarcasm*
MentalBlackie: *died for real*
EmptyInside: o.o
EmptyInside: well that was simple
MentalBlackie: *raises*
MentalBlackie: BOO
EmptyInside punches Black
EmptyInside: 你 SCARED ME!
Skrewwd: ... I am addicted to this song
MentalBlackie says "Ouch"
MentalBlackie: Strong punch
EmptyInside: why thank 你 :D
EmptyInside: i train
MentalBlackie: You're welcome :D
MentalBlackie: Nice training
Skrewwd: CAIT USED VEGETA'S 9000! IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
EmptyInside: ROFL WIN
Skrewwd: How come Simon has no nose 或者 neck?
MentalBlackie: I wus pwned with over 9000 damage
MentalBlackie: Everything is possible
1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a 圈, 圈子 that had its two sides gently compressed 由 a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When 你 sleep over never boss me around in 床, 床上 unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If 你 don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” 或者 “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If 你 want sex, just ask. (In case 你 didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with 更多 than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are 你 busy?" 或者 "Are 你 doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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I got bored, so here 你 go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here 由 my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes 你 make me so mad i wanna throw 你 in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style 你 wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...
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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at 你 trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can 吻乐队(Kiss) a guy* a bird can 吻乐队(Kiss) a butterfly* the rising sun can 吻乐队(Kiss) the grass* but 你 my friend!! yes you!! 你 CAN 吻乐队(Kiss) MY ASS*******

If 你 didn't have feet 你 wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do 你 wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for 你 %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make 你 tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are 你 remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with 你 when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves 你 more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her 老友记 say i 爱情 her 更多 than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If 你 have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your 老友记 come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary 老友记 that 你 ask their opinion of everything.

7. After 你 have your bath, 包, 换行 a bath towel around 你 and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...
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I never thought I would be doing a 列表 like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this 列表 with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please 评论 but be polite. Also, always 评论 because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary 老友记 that 你 talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome 老友记 and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time 你 read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though 你 may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't 爱情 you, my love.

I loved 你 with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar 你 grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something 或者 someone

3. Go up to a 随意 person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki 随意 noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a 喷泉 run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to 你 in public about the...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask 你 say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing 衬衫 sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If 你 want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on 谷歌
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS 或者 If 你 find a 衬衫 store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the 食物 court and go to a fast 食物 place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a 表 唱歌 elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as 你 can "I 爱情 THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT 日 AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until 你 see an old lady/guy...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while 以前 and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask 你 somethingand i want 你 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 你 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 你 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi 或者 Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
added by xxXsk8trXxx
1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog 食物 is a beautiful thing to watch when 你 are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when 你 sleeeeeep.

13. Bye 说 Santa while eating Blitzen.
added by XxKeithHarkinxX
Source: 谷歌
just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped 由 terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds 偷了 it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket 偷了 it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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