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EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A 日 dont go 由 你 dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF 你 do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta 你 XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie: I could make him cheeseburgers instead
WhoCares: 8D EPIC!!!!!!
WhoCares: XDDDDD
EmptyInside: 或者 whoppers
Skrewwd: So no one cares about me?
Skrewwd falls over dead from the gun wound
Skrewwd is sure no one cares
EmptyInside: great, now cait is hungry -_-
EmptyInside: OH NOES!
EmptyInside: Black wtf!
EmptyInside throws 柠檬 at black
WhoCares: LET'S BEAT HIM TO MAKE SURE HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! 8DDDDD
MentalBlackie looks at Cait
EmptyInside: BAD LUNA!
MentalBlackie: YEEEEEEEEEEAH :D
MentalBlackie rips Son apart
EmptyInside restrains the crazies
EmptyInside: dooooooooooooood
EmptyInside: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
WhoCares: I CANNOT BE RESTRAINED!!!!!!!!!!
EmptyInside is good at protecting, ay?
Skrewwd 's guts are all over the ground
MentalBlackie: Well....now I know how friendly gibbing looks like
MentalBlackie: :D
EmptyInside: ....guys, i dont think a band-aid will fix that
MentalBlackie: O'rly?
MentalBlackie: How did 你 guess?
EmptyInside puts band-aid on son's head
EmptyInside: better :D
MentalBlackie: Looks like a new Son
Skrewwd is not better
WhoCares: Did I mention I'm studying to be a surgeon?! 8DDDDDD
MentalBlackie: ...in 分裂, 拆分 parts
EmptyInside: crap -_-
Skrewwd is still deader than a doornail
EmptyInside never undertood that saying
MentalBlackie: 嘿 Son :D
MentalBlackie: Let's play hot potato!
MentalBlackie launches grenade
Skrewwd does not care about whether 或者 not Black understands things
EmptyInside: 你 guys are so mean o.o
EmptyInside: IM NOT BLACK!
WhoCares: I like him better when he's silent. ^_^
MentalBlackie: thx ^^
EmptyInside: rude
MentalBlackie: Me? O_O
EmptyInside: oh wait...
Skrewwd is sorry, he got mixed up.
EmptyInside: am i black?
MentalBlackie: NO
EmptyInside: IM NOT SURE NOW?!
MentalBlackie: YOU'RE WHITE
EmptyInside: IM PURPLE!
MentalBlackie: NO UR PINK
MentalBlackie: GREEN
MentalBlackie: RED
EmptyInside: NUUUU
WhoCares: I'M GRAY!!!!!! 8D
MentalBlackie: something
EmptyInside: im not Buu
EmptyInside: SON IS INJURED!
Skrewwd is dead
EmptyInside: OH GREAT!
MentalBlackie: he can press F to use his extra life
EmptyInside: now he's dead
MentalBlackie: :D
EmptyInside: wonderful 你 guys
WhoCares: Like my name is, Who Cares?
Skrewwd does not press F
MentalBlackie: Seconded
EmptyInside: ....*cough* female 狗 * cough*
MentalBlackie: Yay, we win the Deathmatch!
EmptyInside innocent whistle
MentalBlackie is aiming at Veggie
EmptyInside: NOOO EFFIN WAI!
EmptyInside grabs Veggie
MentalBlackie is about to press da trigger :D
EmptyInside: BACK OFF FOOL!
MentalBlackie shoots
WhoCares: LET'S KILL SOMEOINE ELSE NOW!!!!!!!!! 8DDDDD XDDDDD
EmptyInside: NO!
EmptyInside shields
MentalBlackie: YESH 8DDDDDDDDDDDD
WhoCares: *someone
MentalBlackie starts randomly launching grenades
EmptyInside gets shot too
MentalBlackie: Oh c'mon
EmptyInside: ...perfect -_-
MentalBlackie: That shell was fake
EmptyInside: IM BLEEEDING FROM MY CHEST!
MentalBlackie: :\
MentalBlackie: oh
WhoCares: Ain't we friendly? 8DDD
EmptyInside: WAAAAAAAAAAAH
MentalBlackie: it's ok
MentalBlackie: VERY
MentalBlackie: WE ARE...
EmptyInside: my life is flashing before my eyes o.o
MentalBlackie: ESPECIALLY WITH FRIENDLY FIRE
MentalBlackie: Press F
EmptyInside: theres no F on my keyboard!
MentalBlackie: ...
MentalBlackie: Say F
EmptyInside: i hate the letter
MentalBlackie: Veggie's gonna die then if 你 don't say it D:
MentalBlackie: He's bleeding :P
EmptyInside: then he'll 加入 me in teh afterlife XP
EmptyInside: wait why?
MentalBlackie: Lol, Rest in peace! :D
EmptyInside: i blocked it!
MentalBlackie: Dang
MentalBlackie: Wut now
EmptyInside: .....i die?
Skrewwd is still dead... this is getting boring...
MentalBlackie: No
MentalBlackie: 你 better not
MentalBlackie: Stay dead boy :D
WhoCares: then do it already.......die.
EmptyInside: how do 你 bring somebody back to life?
MentalBlackie: Get a Revive Kit
EmptyInside: FINE IM DEAD YOU--
EmptyInside dies
MentalBlackie: NUUUUU D8
Skrewwd turns into a ghost
MentalBlackie: *revives*
EmptyInside: dude i was just gunna do that!
WhoCares: YAY!!!!!!!
WhoCares: Noooot.
MentalBlackie: GHOST CAITIE? O.O
Skrewwd possesses Black and makes him commit suicide
EmptyInside turns into a Zombie >:D
WhoCares: -_-
MentalBlackie: hey'
MentalBlackie: !!!!!
MentalBlackie: Imma zombie
MentalBlackie: not you
MentalBlackie: :<
EmptyInside: NO I AM!
MentalBlackie: I am a VAMPIRE ZOMBIE
EmptyInside eats dead Blacks brains
MentalBlackie: AND I am un-possesable
Skrewwd leaves Black's body and sits on the 长椅, 沙发 to watch TV
MentalBlackie: None left
Skrewwd falls right thru the couch
Skrewwd: Crap....
EmptyInside: har
MentalBlackie: Wut r u eating? XD
MentalBlackie: I ain't got ny
MentalBlackie: *any
EmptyInside: ...i dont know o.o
EmptyInside: 果冻 :D
MentalBlackie: GUMMY
Skrewwd has an urge to watch Simon and Milo vids...
MentalBlackie: BEAR
MentalBlackie is shooting people
EmptyInside: you're dead Black
MentalBlackie: nop
EmptyInside: ...yup
MentalBlackie: I told 你 I'm a vampire zombie
MentalBlackie: UN-dead
Skrewwd: ITS NOT ME ITS YOU
MentalBlackie: nuuuuuuuuu
EmptyInside: ...huh
WhoCares: I ain't dead!!! 8DDDDD
MentalBlackie: I was undead earleir than u
EmptyInside: ARE 你 BREAKING UP WITH ME?!
MentalBlackie: WTF
Skrewwd: ... No...
MentalBlackie: Who me? XD
EmptyInside: lul fail
EmptyInside: yes Black -_-
Skrewwd: Not that I knew we were dating...
MentalBlackie: o.X
EmptyInside: *sarcasm*
MentalBlackie: *died for real*
EmptyInside: o.o
EmptyInside: well that was simple
MentalBlackie: *raises*
MentalBlackie: BOO
EmptyInside punches Black
EmptyInside: 你 SCARED ME!
Skrewwd: ... I am addicted to this song
MentalBlackie says "Ouch"
MentalBlackie: Strong punch
EmptyInside: why thank 你 :D
EmptyInside: i train
MentalBlackie: You're welcome :D
MentalBlackie: Nice training
Skrewwd: CAIT USED VEGETA'S 9000! IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
EmptyInside: ROFL WIN
Skrewwd: How come Simon has no nose 或者 neck?
MentalBlackie: I wus pwned with over 9000 damage
MentalBlackie: Everything is possible
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, 展示 Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 马格南, 大酒瓶, 万能 as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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What is good life? What is happiness? What is success? What is pleasure? How should I treat other people? How should I cope with unfortunate events? How can I get rid off unnecessary worry? How should I handle liberty?


1- Be a Responsible Human Being. Approach yourself with honesty and thoroughness; maintain a kind of spiritual hygiene; stop the blame-shifting for your errors and shortcomings.

2-Worry only about the things that are in your control, the things that can be influenced and changed 由 your actions, not about the things that are beyond your capacity to direct 或者 alter.

3-Experience...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by Windrises
Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This 粉丝 story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and 说 "How's it going?"

She 说 "Bad and I won't tell 你 why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow 说 "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically 说 "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon 说 "Sister...
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Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's 秒 life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them 由 confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled 由 the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...
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Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the 标题 of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in 更多 cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important 问题 of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...
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Are 你 bored? Do 你 have the humor of a 10 年 old boy? Do 你 like 音乐 that doesn't have a real point? Do 你 like 音乐 that will make your grandma look at 你 with disappointment in her eyes!? If 你 answered yes to any of these 问题 then here is a 列表 for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes 音乐 about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John 心 - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...
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Source: Sugar Glider
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posted by alexischaos2004
Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about youtobe and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, 加入 me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.


Ah... Youtube. You're one of my 最喜爱的 websites in the entire history of the internet. The content 你 显示 me is truly enlightening. I always watch the 视频 你 have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I 爱情 you, Youtube.


WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one...
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(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this 文章 even remotely seriously, then 你 probably aren't as smart as 你 think 你 are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good 潮流粉丝俱乐部 article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, 你 need to think of a good title. Y'know,...
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#1: BLACK FIN:
30 years ago, Seaworld wasn't exactly at it's brightest of lights. As a film known as "Black Fin" reveals the tragic truth of the largest known, captive Orca.. tilikum.
The film reveals Tilikum was captured near Iceland in November of 1983, over 30 years ago. At only 2 years old, when he was approximately 13 feet long, he was torn away from his family and ocean home.
And, long story short, he might of been bullied 由 the other Orcas.
This eventually leading to Tilikum killing 3 trainers.
The most famish being the violent death of Dawn Brancheau.
It's believed Tilikum was 表演 very...
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I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the 龟, 海龟 Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change:
posted by TheMagicLoki
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new 龟, 海龟 三明治 this week. But I am 写作 this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.

1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought 更多 about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between 电影院 and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch 电影院 far 更多 often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.

I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city 你 might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make 更多 time for this in the future.
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posted by PeacefulCritic
Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia 万圣节前夕 classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline 或者 Coraline whichever one 你 prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

Story:
The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...
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