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Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
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1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say 你 understand when 你 don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. 你 don't have PMS, so don't act like 你 know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me 你 never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get 你 off the hook; doing something sweet will always get 你 off the hook.
6. We don't like it when 你 act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If 你 did something wrong 或者 even if 你 didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; 晚餐 and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious 由 nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, 或者 anything else 你 and your 老友记 talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be 给 at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; 你 may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool 你 think your goatee 或者 beard 或者 mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if 你 think it is cool to burp, fart, 或者 emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: 你 have a better shot at us than 你 ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. 你 can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't 你 aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way 或者 another so don't forget that!
26. Understand how to keep women happy with you...
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 Our symmetrical leader, Death The Kid.
Our symmetrical leader, Death The Kid.
Symmetry is a very wonderful thing. It divides the naturely correct from the asymmetrical garbage. In the words of one of our greatest lords,"Symmetry is everything." As quoted from Death The Kid. The only possible person who could be 更多 obsessed with symmetry then him, would be the SymmaSoviet leader, 8theGreat.

One of the most symmetrical things known are butterflies, but this is not true. At times, 蝴蝶 WILL NOT be symmetrical no matter HOW 你 look at them. They are asymmetrical garbage.

People say that 8 is just a number. I THINK NOT. 8 is the perfect example of symmetry. And as...
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Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow


Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and 显示 it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and 显示 it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so...
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