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Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
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1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say 你 understand when 你 don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. 你 don't have PMS, so don't act like 你 know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me 你 never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get 你 off the hook; doing something sweet will always get 你 off the hook.
6. We don't like it when 你 act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If 你 did something wrong 或者 even if 你 didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; 晚餐 and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious 由 nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, 或者 anything else 你 and your 老友记 talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be 给 at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; 你 may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool 你 think your goatee 或者 beard 或者 mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if 你 think it is cool to burp, fart, 或者 emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: 你 have a better shot at us than 你 ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. 你 can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't 你 aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way 或者 another so don't forget that!
26. Understand how to keep women happy with you...
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