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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until 你 are seen to 由 a dotor 或者 nurse then when they approach 你 say "wow doc i feel way better thank 你 " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that 你 dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for 你 flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on 你

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise 或者 say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO 你 LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to 你

10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that 你 may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that 你 pass

11. Scream at every body who passes

12. Crawl in on 你 hands and nees sniffing everything pretending to be a dog

13. Play with the electric beds

14. Tell the lady at the front office "This is the worst hotel ive ever been to gosh and 你 call yourselfs H.M.R Hospital"

15. Break out in a tap dance every 5mins

16. Ask the lady at the front 台, 办公桌 to order your fave magazine because they havent got it on the 表 in the waiting room.

17. Throw your shoes at the doctor when he enters the room

18. When 你 enter the doctors office claim that 你 saw a room just like this in an alien movie

19. Moooo very loudly (repeat if needed)

20. Kick up a fuss because the doctor is not The doctor from casualty


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Please note that some of these may get 你 arrested
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Everything has changed

(Taylor)
All I knew this morning when I woke,
Is I know something now (know something now),
I didn't before.

And all I've seen,
Since 18 hours ago,
Is green eyes and freckles and your smile
In the back of my mind making me feel like...

(Taylor)
I just want to know 你 better,
Know 你 better, know 你 better now.
(2x)

(Both)
I just want to know 你 better,
Know 你 better, know 你 better now.

I just want to know you, know you, know you,.


Cause all I know is we 说 hello,
And your eyes look like coming home.
All I know is a simple name,
Everything has changed.

All I know is 你 held the...
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posted by MadMeggi
1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!

2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"

3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.

4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.

5. Give a 随意 stranger a Wet Willy.

6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.

7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.

8. Slap a waitress.

9. When a waiter asks 你 want 你 want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't 你 like to know???!!!???"

10. When 你 hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
posted by dooodle
Pick the 月 你 were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

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Pick the 日 你 were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
(16)...
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posted by brianna91997
1. if 你 have mario, play some mario games.

2. Go on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 for 1 或者 2 hours.

3. post a couple tweets on twitter if 你 have an account.

4. play outside.

5. go bike riding 或者 swimming

6. read a book (i know some people think its boring)

7. draw something on paper 或者 on the computer

8. watch nyan cat on youtube

9. play a zelda game if 你 have any zelda games

10. watch hello kitty 视频 on youtube

11. play your 3ds for 3 hours if 你 have a 3ds

12. post 100 pictures on deviantart if 你 have an account

13. make a account on a website 你 know of

14. post 10000000 pictures on this club (i know 你 cant...
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posted by britishboy
 as a human
as a human
a boy named Christan was at a special place he took his phone he didn't know until now. Now Christan is living Different lives. with light and school but what he doesn't know is what will happen in the future its a journey in a matter of life and death but Christan is missing out on school can he stop and leave from heaven but Christan remembers that his mom said, once Anointed 你 can stay and use your powers to Erase 你 when 你 wanna come down 你 cane put them in and go. so he fights its long a long way down but Christan doesn't stop he goes and sees God. there halo shines but this works God helped. now. Christan goes but wait he cant use his powers again. to finish read book two buh-bye
 as an 天使
as an angel
"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie 说 as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at 核桃 Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 分钟 later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie...
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posted by adaug
Hello!Welcome to 问题 with me!Okay first question:Uhm there's no name on here,okay well i says:Q:Why does TV Have commercials?A:good question!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!

What do 你 think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your 问题 in the 评论 and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!



IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)

Yeah Remember TO 评论 YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!


SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!
posted by shutyourface
what if 羊 where one of us do do do
a simple slob like one of us do do do

i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet 羊 but there something about writting 随意 文章 about them i a krave

idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing 你 wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!

so what i'm saying is donate £3 a 月 and a 羊 will be 给 a 首页 and not a pie and 你 will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever 你 donate shut-your-face fund will triple it
posted by nomblahnom
As I stare listlessly into the mirror, the fuzzy image that gazes back at me is someone I barely recognize. But I do. They say prison causes profound changes in a man, and the most extraordinary stem from the most incredible circumstances. That man in the mirror has undergone an unimaginable plethora of alterations because he is the absolute worst thing one can be in prison: an innocent man.

I detect the bitterness in his hazel eyes, the constant worry that wrinkles his forehead, the anxiety that sets his jaw like cement and the frustration that has lightened his hair from brown to salty beige....
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if 你 like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because 你 have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The 下一个 日 the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told 你 “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The 下一个 日 again he calls again and once 更多 asks to speak to his boss, 由 this time the wife is getting...
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posted by invadercalliope
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she 说
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with 你 has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block 你 out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just 你 and me
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the...
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posted by victorodonnell
I struggle to find my way back home,
Through the snow that clouds my vision.
Gasping for breath,
Watching the smoke wafting away,
I feel something strike me…
Something so strong, so light,
Just like the 吻乐队(Kiss) 你 gave me,
On my dreariest days…

Very soon, pain strikes me at the same place,
Where your 爱情 struck me once.
Reflexively, my brain retains them -
Those memories that make me live,
Those memories that make me die.
I see you, baby, although my vision is hazy,
I see your smile, and feel the warmth
That made me smile, and now, that makes me cry!

I was like a lonely lion,
Wandering with no aim, no...
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