1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until 你 are seen to 由 a dotor 或者 nurse then when they approach 你 say "wow doc i feel way better thank 你 " then for added crazyness walk out backwards
2. Run around screaming that 你 dont whant to see the dentist
3. One word for 你 flatulance
4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on 你
5. Pretend to be a doctor
6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise 或者 say "helooo nurse "
7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask
8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO 你 LIKE IT HAHAHA "
9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to 你
10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that 你 may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that 你 pass
11. Scream at every body who passes
12. Crawl in on 你 hands and nees sniffing everything pretending to be a dog
13. Play with the electric beds
14. Tell the lady at the front office "This is the worst hotel ive ever been to gosh and 你 call yourselfs H.M.R Hospital"
15. Break out in a tap dance every 5mins
16. Ask the lady at the front 台, 办公桌 to order your fave magazine because they havent got it on the 表 in the waiting room.
17. Throw your shoes at the doctor when he enters the room
18. When 你 enter the doctors office claim that 你 saw a room just like this in an alien movie
19. Moooo very loudly (repeat if needed)
20. Kick up a fuss because the doctor is not The doctor from casualty
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Please note that some of these may get 你 arrested
2. Run around screaming that 你 dont whant to see the dentist
3. One word for 你 flatulance
4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on 你
5. Pretend to be a doctor
6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise 或者 say "helooo nurse "
7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask
8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO 你 LIKE IT HAHAHA "
9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to 你
10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that 你 may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that 你 pass
11. Scream at every body who passes
12. Crawl in on 你 hands and nees sniffing everything pretending to be a dog
13. Play with the electric beds
14. Tell the lady at the front office "This is the worst hotel ive ever been to gosh and 你 call yourselfs H.M.R Hospital"
15. Break out in a tap dance every 5mins
16. Ask the lady at the front 台, 办公桌 to order your fave magazine because they havent got it on the 表 in the waiting room.
17. Throw your shoes at the doctor when he enters the room
18. When 你 enter the doctors office claim that 你 saw a room just like this in an alien movie
19. Moooo very loudly (repeat if needed)
20. Kick up a fuss because the doctor is not The doctor from casualty
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Please note that some of these may get 你 arrested
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, 或者 being a creep, 你 will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks 你 can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell 你 where I fucking live so we can fuck 随意 strangers.
Stranger: 你 like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: 你 ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, 或者 copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell 你 where I fucking live so we can fuck 随意 strangers.
Stranger: 你 like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: 你 ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, 或者 copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their 食物 (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick 屁股 in life.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My 最喜爱的 Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
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The MASTER of female shinigami.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick 屁股 in life.
The red hot-blooded habanero.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My 最喜爱的 Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
The original dark magician...
Ok so me and my friend 爱情 the mall but what makes it 更多 fun are the following
-When your 迷失 looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could 你 please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When 你 go into a store adress your friend 由 a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if 你 go into one of those store that plays the 音乐 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but 你 and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about 随意 things. like terrorists 或者 something
Have fun with 老友记 at the mall!
-When your 迷失 looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could 你 please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When 你 go into a store adress your friend 由 a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if 你 go into one of those store that plays the 音乐 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but 你 and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about 随意 things. like terrorists 或者 something
Have fun with 老友记 at the mall!
