Rules that guys wished girls knew..........
1. If 你 think you're fat, 你 probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If 你 ask a 问题 你 don't want an answer to, expect an
answer 你 don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless 你 are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. 狗 are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon 或者 the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything 你 wear is fine. Really.
13. 你 have enough clothes.
14. 你 have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if 你 must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what 你 want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what 日 it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is 更多 difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes 你 think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we 说 6 或者 8 months 以前 is inadmissible in an
argument. All 评论 become null and void after 7 days.
30. If 你 don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we 说 can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes 你 sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty 你 are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if 你 don't want the genie to come out.
34. 你 can either ask us to do something 或者 tell us how 你 want it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever 你 have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
你 do.
39. Telling us that the 模特 in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes 你 look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from 阅读 the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
If this offended any Girls throughout this‚ i'm sorry... but us girls should know this
1. If 你 think you're fat, 你 probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If 你 ask a 问题 你 don't want an answer to, expect an
answer 你 don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless 你 are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. 狗 are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon 或者 the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything 你 wear is fine. Really.
13. 你 have enough clothes.
14. 你 have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if 你 must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what 你 want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what 日 it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is 更多 difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes 你 think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we 说 6 或者 8 months 以前 is inadmissible in an
argument. All 评论 become null and void after 7 days.
30. If 你 don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we 说 can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes 你 sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty 你 are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if 你 don't want the genie to come out.
34. 你 can either ask us to do something 或者 tell us how 你 want it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever 你 have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
你 do.
39. Telling us that the 模特 in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes 你 look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from 阅读 the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
If this offended any Girls throughout this‚ i'm sorry... but us girls should know this
There are immortal stories on 爱人 and immortal 语录 on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, 爱情 has never failed but only the 爱人 have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
