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How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; 你 answer 问题 such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; 你 get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can 你 get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are 婴儿 ugly at first?
CANADA24; 你 try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; 你 take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


Is it normal to be in 爱情 with your dog?
CANADA24; 你 need help.


Do 你 猫 know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"


Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
CANADA24; Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from.


Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously 你 never seen Alpha and Omega"


What happens if 你 paint your teeth white with nail polish?
CANADA24; 你 die!


How do I test if my 龟, 海龟 is gay?
"you 显示 it your penis, and see if it stares for 更多 than 20 seconds"


Are there autographs of 耶稣 Christ?
CANADA24; No, they were all turned into wine.


How does sex start?
CANADA24; With human contact!


How long can a little girl hold her breathe
CANADA24; 3 weeks.


How do I ask a 问题 on Yahoo Answers?
CANADA24; 你 JUST DID!!


How do 你 tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
CANADA24; Take it to McDonald's.


Do midgets have night vision?
CANADA24; Only in Mexico.


Can 你 lose your virginity if 你 fall?
CANADA24; Only if it's off a bike


How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With 爱情 and a full stomach"


What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
CANADA24; ...................... WHAT!?


How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
CANADA24; 你 draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons


Why do my balls smell like ham?
CANADA24; The BETTER 问题 is, why were 你 smelling it in the first place?


What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"


Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
CANADA24; It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open.


How can I test if my son is gay?
CANADA24; 你 显示 him the Twilight Saga.


My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
CANADA24; And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. 你 really ARE stupid!


Why is canada a 安全 country?
CANADA24; Cause the mighty king 鹅 gives us 食物 to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my 龟, 海龟 against a wall"
CANADA24; I don't think your your doing it right.


万圣节前夕 falls on a Friday the 13th this 年 for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
CANADA24; 你 two huh?


The devil has five letters and so does weed:
CANADA24; Good for you, here's a lollipop.


Why are Americans stupid?
CANADA24; Cause they are close to Canada.


Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
CANADA24; Because ALL Canadians like hockey.


Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
CANADA24; No, that's Japen"


Do they have trees in America?
CANADA24; Coarse not 你 idiot.


Is it legal to live in Canada? also is Canada even a real country 或者 is it just part of the united states?
CANADA24; 你 make me sad.


If 你 die in Canada? Do 你 die in real life?
CANADA24;No, 你 become a reindeer with red nose"


Do they have birds in Canada?
CANADA24; Try 阅读 a book once in a while"


Why do Canadians speak English?
CANAD24; Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows.


Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
CANADA24; ... Dick!


Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
CANADA24; ..........................


Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
CANADA24; 你 do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"


Could 你 give me 建议 on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
CANADA24; Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you.


Why are Canadians gay?
CANADA24; Cause we have a red flag"


How can I 移动 to Canada?
CANADA24; 由 getting off the couch.


Can an 18 年 old go to Canada?
CANADA24; No.. Too many perverts.


Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
CANADA24; Cause we were bored.


How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
CANADA24; 你 do realize we are nothing BUT christians.


How do 你 say "I 爱情 you?" in Canadian?
CANADA24; 由 ending it with "eh"


Is Canadian easy to learn?
CANADA24; Not really, but easier than learning chineese"


What state is Toronto?
CANADA24; It's part of Florida.


What is the country Canada all about?
CANADA24; Hillybillies and 枫, 枫树 syrup.


Dose Canada have a military?
CANADA24; No we have polar bears with stun guns.


What City is Niagara Falls in?
CANADA24; Your mothers.


Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
CANADA24; Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians.


America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
CANADA24; Yes, but it's a tight squeeze.


JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
CANADA24: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all 你 want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't 怪物史莱克 change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
CANADA24; Try watching 怪物史莱克 2 dumbass..


I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
CANADA24; Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay 或者 a serial killer..


Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it 由 summer.
CANADA24; Good idea, can't have 更多 of your kind running around..


If 你 hadn't 迷失 your viginity 由 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
CANADA24; Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..


I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
CANADA24; #NoShit!


If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
CANADA24; Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..


Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
CANADA24;And 比萨, 比萨饼 should be protected 由 law.


#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
CANADA24; That's still a hooker..


9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman 迷失 there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
CANADA24; This is real people! These people are real!


#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
CANADA24; HEIL HITLAR!!


Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
CANADA24; #GetHelp!


If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
CANADA24; They are still in the lab..


This is PSA to men. When we say something and 你 disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if 你 continue to do so just cause 你 arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
CANADA24; Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory


I 爱情 jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if 你 let me walk all over 你 I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
CANADA24; And the mother of the 年 award goes tooooo
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posted by 16falloutboy
♥Why do I 爱情 this gorgeous boy so much? Why do I adore his voice and talents? Why is it that he makes me feel happiness inside of my heart? No matter what problems I may face 或者 the people who get on my nerves, I know that he's there for me. I 爱情 him with all my heart. I 爱情 the way he sings, I 爱情 the way he looks, I 爱情 the way he says my name. He makes me feel special, he makes me feel wanted, he is the best thing that's ever happened to me. His name is my energy, it fills me up whenever I hear it. He's the most important thing in my life, he's the one who made me confident about...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
What i feel on the inside is not what i 显示 on the outside i dont 显示 爱情 i dont know vein my life will never be the same i cant tell 你 how i feel because the hurt deep within my 心 is all so real the anger and hurt i cannot stand makes me feel like im the mist floating never going to rest in peace i dont no how i found this its maybe when people laugh and shout no matter what they say 或者 how they feel i always think my life is not real.


(over 100 teens each 年 kill themselves 或者 think suicide because of being bullied 或者 teased it doesent matter if standing up for someone helps 你 but atleast it helps someone else and it may save a life)
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ok i HATE getting a cold ya know why because i cant see my 老友记 at school i cant go outside and i always cough about every 5 分钟 AND ALSO I GET A STUPID STINKIN SORE THROAT which always annoys me i know getting a cold happens to everyone and i know some of 你 would say "getting a cold is the best u dont haft to go to school" and its kinda true but some peeps like going to school and hate getting sick i dont really like going to school but i do like going to school to hang out with my 老友记 ya know also when u get a cold u also get a MASSIVE head ache sometimes which i have right now...
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posted by vanillaicecream
So let's say you're talking to your 老友记 and gesturing wildly, and because you're not paying attention, 你 manage to honk some part of a passing stranger's anatomy that is traditionally covered 由 underpants; spinning around to apologize, 你 instead topple down a staircase and faceplant into a wedding cake, whereupon 你 realize that your pants are unbuttoned. Would this be
a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to 你 或者
b.) a Tuesday?

Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward 你 are.

Well, this...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on 或者 off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to 显示 the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of 你 just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your 公文包 或者 purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name 标签 to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....
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最佳, 返回页首 selling albums in 1980s
The 最佳, 返回页首 selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed 由 Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album 皇后乐队 Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the 年 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand 爱情 Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 麦当娜 True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...
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posted by whatsupbugs
There was something that I used to not understand as a kid. What I didn't understand was God wanting us to 爱情 all people, including our enemies. Loving the enemies seemed confusing and counterintuitive to me. I was baffled for quite a long time. However, I've come to understand the meaning behind it.

The world hasn't exactly been peaceful. We live in a world that's filled with fights and debates. Because of that, it's easy to get into the mindsight of loving the good guys and hating the bad guys. However, in my personal opinion, that's not the right mindset to have.

Are there people that annoy...
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