#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay 或者 a serial killer..
#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but 你 might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.
#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider 你 a rapist for "having a penis"
#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it 由 summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want 更多 of your kind running around.
#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: 你 know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do 你 get from being a slut? HIV. What do 你 deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What 你 thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.
#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I 爱情 golden showers!
ME: 
#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead 大车, 购物车 in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And 你 put in a freezer so other have to clean.. 你 shouldn't be a professor!.. 你 shouldn't even be a alive.
#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where 你 can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!
#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all 你 want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't 怪物史莱克 change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching 怪物史莱克 2, dumbass.
#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!
#11:
POST: How old do 你 have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 年 old, who has a 16 年 olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that 问题 does is make me wanna 冲床 your brother.
#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay 或者 a serial killer..
#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but 你 might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.
#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider 你 a rapist for "having a penis"
#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it 由 summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want 更多 of your kind running around.
#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: 你 know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do 你 get from being a slut? HIV. What do 你 deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What 你 thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.
#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I 爱情 golden showers!
ME:
#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead 大车, 购物车 in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And 你 put in a freezer so other have to clean.. 你 shouldn't be a professor!.. 你 shouldn't even be a alive.
#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where 你 can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!
#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all 你 want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't 怪物史莱克 change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching 怪物史莱克 2, dumbass.
#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!
#11:
POST: How old do 你 have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 年 old, who has a 16 年 olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that 问题 does is make me wanna 冲床 your brother.
#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!
I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg
In the 最近的 years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad 写作 behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and 加入 the ranks of washed up directors like...
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In the 最近的 years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad 写作 behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and 加入 the ranks of washed up directors like...
