1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them 你 can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door 下一个 to 你 saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a 台, 办公桌 on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks 你 if 你 know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call 比萨, 比萨饼 Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a 比萨, 比萨饼 5 分钟 before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A 年 AGO!
13) Dress up as a 鸭 and throw 面包 at people and say,"HOW DO 你 LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
14) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
15) Go to an electronic store with a 香蕉 and say that 你 want to upgrade to an apple.
16) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet 你 are wondering why I have gathered 你 here today.
17) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
18) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes 由 yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
19) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20) Walk up to a 随意 person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.
2) Call someone to tell them 你 can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door 下一个 to 你 saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a 台, 办公桌 on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks 你 if 你 know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call 比萨, 比萨饼 Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a 比萨, 比萨饼 5 分钟 before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A 年 AGO!
13) Dress up as a 鸭 and throw 面包 at people and say,"HOW DO 你 LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
14) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
15) Go to an electronic store with a 香蕉 and say that 你 want to upgrade to an apple.
16) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet 你 are wondering why I have gathered 你 here today.
17) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
18) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes 由 yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
19) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20) Walk up to a 随意 person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five 分钟 yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time 你 see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that 你 are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that 你 are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure 你 dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five 分钟 yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time 你 see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that 你 are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that 你 are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure 你 dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our 爱情 你 lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we 爱情 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 爱情 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 爱情 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape 或者 form.
6.Guys 你 should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with 你 (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 爱情 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When 你 (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we 爱情 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 爱情 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 爱情 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape 或者 form.
6.Guys 你 should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with 你 (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 爱情 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When 你 (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
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(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have 凯莎 babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds 你 of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his 芭比娃娃 girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his 首页 adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he 答案 he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have 凯莎 babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds 你 of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his 芭比娃娃 girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his 首页 adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he 答案 he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him