1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them 你 can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door 下一个 to 你 saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a 台, 办公桌 on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks 你 if 你 know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call 比萨, 比萨饼 Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a 比萨, 比萨饼 5 分钟 before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A 年 AGO!
13) Dress up as a 鸭 and throw 面包 at people and say,"HOW DO 你 LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
14) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
15) Go to an electronic store with a 香蕉 and say that 你 want to upgrade to an apple.
16) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet 你 are wondering why I have gathered 你 here today.
17) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
18) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes 由 yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
19) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20) Walk up to a 随意 person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.
2) Call someone to tell them 你 can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door 下一个 to 你 saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a 台, 办公桌 on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks 你 if 你 know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call 比萨, 比萨饼 Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a 比萨, 比萨饼 5 分钟 before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A 年 AGO!
13) Dress up as a 鸭 and throw 面包 at people and say,"HOW DO 你 LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
14) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
15) Go to an electronic store with a 香蕉 and say that 你 want to upgrade to an apple.
16) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet 你 are wondering why I have gathered 你 here today.
17) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
18) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes 由 yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
19) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20) Walk up to a 随意 person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.