I'm bored so this 文章 is 随意 anyways...
1. Like- it makes 你 seem younger
2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful
3. Unfuckingbelieveable- 你 have to have 更多 words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane 或者 out-goddamn-rageous
4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.
5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"
6. Sweet- Only when talking about food
7. Shit- never "shoot"
8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo
9. Buddy- buddy is what 你 call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, 你 have friends.
10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged
11. Piss- say things like "make the bladder gladder" 或者 "shake hands with an old friend"
12. Ma'am- only if you're talking to a sales representative should this word be used
13. Asshole- see son of a bitch
14. Son of a bitch- see asshole
15. Rat's ass- 你 can also say "rooster's ass" 或者 "badger's ass"
16. Little shit- for males between the ages of 3-16 and some adult males shorter than 5'7
17. Bitch- overrated as an insult
18. Dude- a retired word
19. Yo- use instead of dude
20. 耶稣 Christ- God bless him
21. 耶稣 H Christ- a fun way of saying 耶稣 Christ
22. The 'ol how's your father- slang for sex also for "cleaning the gutters", "engaging in arts and crafts", "tending the garden"
23. Colder than a witch's tit- It just means really cold
24. Bullshit- horseshit, chickenshit, badgershit any animal can be used really
25. In the zone- the zone, the driver's seat, the groove, the saddle, the loop...you get the idea
Thanks for 阅读 :)
1. Like- it makes 你 seem younger
2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful
3. Unfuckingbelieveable- 你 have to have 更多 words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane 或者 out-goddamn-rageous
4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.
5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"
6. Sweet- Only when talking about food
7. Shit- never "shoot"
8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo
9. Buddy- buddy is what 你 call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, 你 have friends.
10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged
11. Piss- say things like "make the bladder gladder" 或者 "shake hands with an old friend"
12. Ma'am- only if you're talking to a sales representative should this word be used
13. Asshole- see son of a bitch
14. Son of a bitch- see asshole
15. Rat's ass- 你 can also say "rooster's ass" 或者 "badger's ass"
16. Little shit- for males between the ages of 3-16 and some adult males shorter than 5'7
17. Bitch- overrated as an insult
18. Dude- a retired word
19. Yo- use instead of dude
20. 耶稣 Christ- God bless him
21. 耶稣 H Christ- a fun way of saying 耶稣 Christ
22. The 'ol how's your father- slang for sex also for "cleaning the gutters", "engaging in arts and crafts", "tending the garden"
23. Colder than a witch's tit- It just means really cold
24. Bullshit- horseshit, chickenshit, badgershit any animal can be used really
25. In the zone- the zone, the driver's seat, the groove, the saddle, the loop...you get the idea
Thanks for 阅读 :)
me-every one 说 the old house down the block was haunted *roll my eyes* no such thing as "haunted" so i told my friendz i am proving it its not "haunted"
THE 下一个 日
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a 刀 in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
THE 下一个 日
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a 刀 in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
once i was at a movie theater with my 老友记 gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are 你 and we were like why dose it matter and he 说 no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like 你 need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because 你 get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!
