I'm bored so this 文章 is 随意 anyways...

1. Like- it makes 你 seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- 你 have to have 更多 words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane 或者 out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what 你 call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, 你 have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss- say things like "make the bladder gladder" 或者 "shake hands with an old friend"

12. Ma'am- only if you're talking to a sales representative should this word be used

13. Asshole- see son of a bitch

14. Son of a bitch- see asshole

15. Rat's ass- 你 can also say "rooster's ass" 或者 "badger's ass"

16. Little shit- for males between the ages of 3-16 and some adult males shorter than 5'7

17. Bitch- overrated as an insult

18. Dude- a retired word

19. Yo- use instead of dude

20. 耶稣 Christ- God bless him

21. 耶稣 H Christ- a fun way of saying 耶稣 Christ

22. The 'ol how's your father- slang for sex also for "cleaning the gutters", "engaging in arts and crafts", "tending the garden"

23. Colder than a witch's tit- It just means really cold

24. Bullshit- horseshit, chickenshit, badgershit any animal can be used really

25. In the zone- the zone, the driver's seat, the groove, the saddle, the loop...you get the idea

Thanks for 阅读 :)