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Yay! 你 know what? It’s my 最喜爱的 小时 during school, SCIENCE.
And oh yeah, I 爱情 Science and even my Science teacher, Miss Marie Fiest. She is really an awesome teacher. Okay, I think the word “BRAINY” would describe her best.
I can understand what’s going on in your mind. Of course, she is my ROLE MODEL.
She came in and announced “Students, we are going for camping in the forest to see the insects and animals”.
“So 你 have to put up your own tents and 你 could do that in PAIRS”
What?? 你 mean P-A-I-R-S?? Who would come and 加入 me? I’m so sure that I would be left lonely in the whole camping idea.
WHY ME??
This made me bring hate towards my 最喜爱的 teacher. Oh, I think I forgot to say 你 this: I used to sit in the front 座位 and no one would sit 下一个 to me.
Am I ABNORMAL?? No!
My idea for now is not to go the camp. But wait, I 爱情 them. 你 know the animals, bugs, beetles and all those stuff.
On the other hand, I somehow have to come over that “companion idea”.
What’s going on in my class for now??
Brittany, the hottest girl has been offered 由 every guy in the class to make her be their companion.
Urgh!!
你 know, I can’t tolerate this stuff anymore.
My 下一个 destination: L-I-B-R-A-R-Y.
I somehow must complete that Julius Caesar book today. I’m sure about that.
Every moment I think of that camping, I feel like “Oh, no!! Why is it always me??”
This feeling made me not to complete 阅读 Julius Caesar book.
The 钟, 贝尔 rang. The lunch break.
I went straightly towards the canteen and got my burger and coke. Yeah, I 爱情 them. They are yummy.
I almost got 迷失 into that… TASTE….
Oh, Oh!
There comes danger…
Yeah, there comes the hottest guys and girls of my school towards me tyo make fun of me.
According to me, they are DEVILS! Yeah, devils with one angel, I mean Andrew.
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Once I was 阅读 online... It 说 that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a 比萨, 比萨饼 商店 like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the 比萨, 比萨饼 when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my 比萨, 比萨饼 and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
A lot of people use the word believe in their songs, but believe me, im going to be using believe a lot 更多 than 你 can believe!! XD 哈哈 jk 评论 reccommended. (i texted all this on my phone and saved it as a draft one time after school, so...) ^^'

~~~Believe~~~

A world where only 你 can,
Break the fear.
No chance to save the world then,
So jump the pier.
Makes everyone feel better...
Makes everyone feel better...

Tame the evil that's inside,
Let the night make 你 feel alive,
For there is only one for you,
Your time is finally overdue...
It's overdue...!

CH: Desperation hits a nerve,
When no one hears...
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posted by brooki
Do 你 ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and 你 cant go to sleep?


Do 你 ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?


Do 你 ever hate everything around you?


Do 你 ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that 你 end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?


Do 你 ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?





sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
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The word "Nazi" is actually an abbreviation. The party's full name was the Nazionalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartel.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eyes."

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned 面包 was dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb its sediment, and thus make it 更多 healthful.

The word "bookkeeper" is the only word in the English language...
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Below I have written a 随意 diary entry of a young couple.

Her Diary

Saturday night I thought he was 表演 wierd. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my 老友记 all 日 long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he 说 nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He 说 it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way 首页 I told...
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posted by Jackimo17
Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a 生菜 but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a 生菜 but is not a 生菜 and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)

Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)

Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)

Why did...
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