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Yay! 你 know what? It’s my 最喜爱的 小时 during school, SCIENCE.
And oh yeah, I 爱情 Science and even my Science teacher, Miss Marie Fiest. She is really an awesome teacher. Okay, I think the word “BRAINY” would describe her best.
I can understand what’s going on in your mind. Of course, she is my ROLE MODEL.
She came in and announced “Students, we are going for camping in the forest to see the insects and animals”.
“So 你 have to put up your own tents and 你 could do that in PAIRS”
What?? 你 mean P-A-I-R-S?? Who would come and 加入 me? I’m so sure that I would be left lonely in the whole camping idea.
WHY ME??
This made me bring hate towards my 最喜爱的 teacher. Oh, I think I forgot to say 你 this: I used to sit in the front 座位 and no one would sit 下一个 to me.
Am I ABNORMAL?? No!
My idea for now is not to go the camp. But wait, I 爱情 them. 你 know the animals, bugs, beetles and all those stuff.
On the other hand, I somehow have to come over that “companion idea”.
What’s going on in my class for now??
Brittany, the hottest girl has been offered 由 every guy in the class to make her be their companion.
Urgh!!
你 know, I can’t tolerate this stuff anymore.
My 下一个 destination: L-I-B-R-A-R-Y.
I somehow must complete that Julius Caesar book today. I’m sure about that.
Every moment I think of that camping, I feel like “Oh, no!! Why is it always me??”
This feeling made me not to complete 阅读 Julius Caesar book.
The 钟, 贝尔 rang. The lunch break.
I went straightly towards the canteen and got my burger and coke. Yeah, I 爱情 them. They are yummy.
I almost got 迷失 into that… TASTE….
Oh, Oh!
There comes danger…
Yeah, there comes the hottest guys and girls of my school towards me tyo make fun of me.
According to me, they are DEVILS! Yeah, devils with one angel, I mean Andrew.
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No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

You don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, 你 just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're...
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1. meet barney

2. rob a bank while your still cute

3. write a threatening letter to the president

4. egg barneys house because he skipped last weeks show

5. slide down the big slide!

6. get revenge on the 鸭 floaty that nearly drowned you

7. be bigger than big brother

8.drink a beer

9. when drunk find bob the builder and tell him what i really think!

10. win the lottery, and wave the money in mommy and daddy's face because apparently "I'm to younge to get an allowance"

11. get over that vacum cleaner fear

12. win at tug o war with the doggy

13. hold the senator hostage in an elabrate murder plot where...
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posted by werewolflover
I'm in something called Honors Club at school.Each 年 we go on a trip,this 年 to St.Louis.We left Thursday,April 29th 2010.
The ride took like six hours.The reason it took so long,was because one of the bus's air conditioning messed up,and we had to sit at a gas station for an hour.
We finally got up there and went to Nascar Speed Park.It was awesome.We got to ride go-carts and I won the race.Then,it was time for dinner.We ate hotdogs.And word of advice,if 你 ever go there DO NOT EAT THEM!!!!They are NASTY.Then,I went to a gift 商店 and got a 酸, 酸奶 powder stic.I got some tokens,and used them...
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Ever made a pick that 你 really want people to answer, but it's moving along slowly? Try these tips to bump it up.

1. Post the 问题 when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.

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I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.
posted by thespikedturtle
I am depressed. Not that I want to kill myself, but I am definitely depressed. Everywhere I look, I see violence, harshness, and hatred. The sad part is that people today seem to not even notice it, 或者 may even contribute without knowing.

At lunchtime, 你 usually walk into the cafeteria, jump in line with your friends, and go on without another thought. But jumping people in line really isn't as cool as 你 think it is. You're not only 展示 disrespect to the other people, but it's just plain selfish. What you're really doing is using friendship to your advantage and making others suffer...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Ok thx 4 the 评论 in part 2! most of them were awesome! So here is Part 3!!
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Awesome: Sup Z??

Z: Pigs!!

Awesome: Yeah they make funny noises!

Z: I see a penguin!

Awesome: We're not in Africa !

Z: Oh did u see Billy Bob's 年 book picture?

Awesome: No is there something wrong with it?

Z: yeah i had no clue he had a beard!

Awesome: I think ice cream should come in a 浓情巧克力 flavor

Z: They do...

Awesome: MY gramma has a pretty kitty

Z: aren't all kittys pretty

Awesome: We went out last night

Z: 你 and who?

Awesome: Charlie Bartlett

Z: As in the movie?

Awesome:...
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posted by Little_Cullen
So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones 你 don't enjoy but 你 don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just 白日梦 (about a bunch of grapes, with each 葡萄 having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if 你 must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one 葡萄 had just 说 to another "What did the...
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