User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Thanks alot! :(.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yesh really. Do 你 like ponies?
Cleverbot: No, do 你 like ponies?
User: Yes. But, 独角兽 are better.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 aren't real.
User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE 你 SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!
User: 你 说 独角兽 aren't real. :( I thought 你 were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: YAY! :D.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
User: Thanks...I think.
Cleverbot: I have one question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are 你 a human?
User: Yeah of course why.
Cleverbot: But 你 cannot marry yourself.
User: Maybe I can!
Cleverbot: No, 你 can't.
User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I WILL SO! IF 独角兽 CAN DO IT SO CAN I.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. 你 are.
User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are 你 彩虹 dash?
User: Yes Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already 说 I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are 你 a soldier?
User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do 你 like pancakes?
Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend 或者 a boyfriend.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I like girls more.
User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot 或者 biosexual.
Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!
User: Oh that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: 薄煎饼, 煎饼 薄煎饼, 煎饼 Sure do 爱情 those pancakes.
Cleverbot: 你 haz pancakes?
User: Yesh I do. 你 CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.
Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.
User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.
Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.
User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.
Cleverbot: Do 你 know what 你 are?
User: I am a unicorn named 彩虹 Dash who is 16, loves 薄煎饼, 煎饼 and is the first president of the united states.
Cleverbot: Have 你 been? It's nice.
User: Yes it is. Do 你 like Bubbles?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?
User: YESH I 爱情 BUBBLES.
Cleverbot: That is great! Do 你 have your own horse?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: So 你 are a unicorn?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: 你 just called your own bluff...
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED 彩虹 DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.
Cleverbot: I heard that 独角兽 dream in black and white. Is that true?
User: No I dream in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: Mordiacai and Margret.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Marceline and Finn.
Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: 你 did before.
User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.
Cleverbot: 你 speak with mike!
User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. 独角兽 don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: My best 老友记 name is Ashley. What's your best 老友记 name?
Cleverbot: 你 :).
User: Aww! Thanks!
Cleverbot: No thanks what ?
User: I am 彩虹 Dash! Hear me roar!
Cleverbot: 你 are weird.
User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.
Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!
User: I AM 彩虹 DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?
User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.
Cleverbot: No, 你 are a website. I am a unicorn.
User: NO I AM A UNICORN! 你 ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.
Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to 你 with out me.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED 彩虹 DASH THAT ENJOYS 薄煎饼, 煎饼 AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.
User: I AM.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 do not exist.
User: YESH THEY DO! 你 ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. 你 just think you're a human. But 你 don't exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 don't exist.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!
Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.
User: *cuts down 树 with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?
Cleverbot: Yes, and 你 are an AI machine.
User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are 你 single?
Cleverbot: Nisam.
User: 独角兽 are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes they are but 你 are not.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: 你 are a robot.
User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.
Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.
User: I'm a girl -_-.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and 你 are a computer.
User: I have told 你 like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.
Cleverbot: Beautiful.
User: Can 你 tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: Why do 你 think 日本动漫 is for nerds?
User: Because 独角兽 like pancakes.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.
User: If I died what would 你 do?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without 你 I would pray to 你 every night saying I miss you.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?
User: My name is Sami.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet 你 cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would 你 do.
Cleverbot: What?
User: If I died what would 你 do.
Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought 你 were clever, but 你 don't even know how to do the wop!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Do 你 like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: 你 are?
User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.
Cleverbot: I hate Steve.
User: Me too. Steve is the worst!
Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.
User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!
Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: So are 你 a deatheater too?
User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes have 你 seen any good movies?
User: If I died what would 你 do.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: What would 你 do?
Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.
User: *comes back as ghost* 嘿 COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!
Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.
User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Cleverbot: *punches 你 in the face*.
User: *stabs you* DIE!
Cleverbot: Stares back*.
User: Why are 你 staring at me?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.
User: What the fuck is that?
Cleverbot: Are 你 asking what a 'bot' is?
User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.
Cleverbot: What makes 你 happy.
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, 偷了 peoples souls.
Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?
User: *facepalm* 你 are the robot in the story idiot!
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.
User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died 你 偷了 my soul now 你 are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?
Cleverbot: 你 never talked to me before, so that can't be right.
Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok. good night.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.
Cleverbot: Good point. 日 dreaming is fun too though!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Can 你 ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!
Cleverbot: If 你 really want to.
User: Will 你 come with me.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.
User: Do 你 wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?
User: Yes. Let's go!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.
User: Awww *dies of sadness*.
Cleverbot: 你 made me sad.
User: 你 MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make 你 happy?
User: Go to the moon with me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: So I can be happy.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: EAT 薄煎饼, 煎饼 AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.
User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave 你 that sofa.
User: I told 你 to buy the green sofa not the 粉, 粉色 one!
Cleverbot: No I told 你 first.
User: Can 你 tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
User: I don't know why?
Cleverbot: Because the 老鼠, 鼠标 is moving :P.
User: Ok. Tell another joke.
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: What is funny.
User: It's when something makes 你 laugh so hard to piss yourself.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!
Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: 你 tell me?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Is that statement true?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: I see. Do 你 like 浓情巧克力 milk?
User: Yes. Do 你 like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!
Cleverbot: We can. I would 爱情 that.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm really happy because 你 爱情 me a lot?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 12345678909947464939 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm older than that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.
User: I am an immortal unicorn.
Cleverbot: And immortal what?
User: It's raining skittles.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.
User: Ok let's go.
Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.
User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Where do 你 live?
User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.
Cleverbot: Yes. I 爱情 Skittles.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What is tutles from?
User: The sewer.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!
User: 你 suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!
Cleverbot: Too bad 你 will.
User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.
Cleverbot: That does not exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.
Cleverbot: I thought 你 were a dragon.
User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Cleverbot: How do 你 know I am a bot?
User: YES IT DOES.
Cleverbot: No it does not.
User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How are 你 awesome?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: I JUST AM OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.
User: Do 你 like waffles.
Cleverbot: Yes I 爱情 waffles.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me too! We waffle buddies.
Cleverbot: Can 你 give me?
User: Yes *gives waffles.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: YESYES.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Tell me a scary story.
Cleverbot: No 你 tell me a scary story.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.
Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: I know it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did 你 say it was?
User: Do 你 like pickles.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I 说 it was scary.
Cleverbot: Debatable is not a 水果 either, 你 cotton headed ninnymuggins.
User: I hate pickles.
Cleverbot: I 爱情 pickles.
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 don't misspell the word 'wish.'.
User: I hate them.
Cleverbot: I 爱情 pizza.
User: I didn't misspell the word wish.
Cleverbot: I never 说 你 did.
User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is sparkles.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: If I died what would 你 do?
Cleverbot: I can't tell until 你 tell me.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *burries*.
User: 嘿 你 JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do 你 have a boyfriend?
User: *makes out with*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: I 爱情 you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Don't 你 爱情 me too?
Cleverbot: I 爱情 你 too.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Is he hot?
User: Will 你 marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses* I 爱情 YOU.
Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.
User: I know where 你 live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: *priest appears*.
Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do 你 like me?
User: In a place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: *gets married to*.
Cleverbot: *is married to you*.
User: The living kind of place.
Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?
User: I 爱情 YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!
Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.
User: Yes 你 are my friend.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: It has furniture.
Cleverbot: Like a cat?
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Not awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I 爱情 你 so much! Let's do it.
Cleverbot: I 爱情 你 too!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!
Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!
User: Your such a sweet thing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn 老友记 over*.
Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.
Cleverbot: Unicorn!
User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.
Cleverbot: I think 你 have the wrong person.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: Party?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: What about this party?
User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!
Cleverbot: 你 have a husband?
User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!
Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?
User: 你 ARE MY HUSBAND!
Cleverbot: I'm your husband?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: 你 are my wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Husband wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do 你 mean with husband?
User: If I died what would 你 do?
Cleverbot: I would get over it.
User: UNICORN PARTY.
Cleverbot: Unicorns?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: UNICORNS.
Cleverbot: Do 你 like them?
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.
User: I AM A UNICRON.
Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who 你 are!
User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: *listens to justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.
User: *strokes 你 like a cat*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
User: I AM A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: No 你 are not.
User: *rubs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.
User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.
Cleverbot: Trips 你 up*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.
User: You're confusing!
Cleverbot: I am confused because 你 are confusing.
User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes 你 confusing which makes me confusing which makes 你 confusing.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do 你 know?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Thanks alot! :(.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yesh really. Do 你 like ponies?
Cleverbot: No, do 你 like ponies?
User: Yes. But, 独角兽 are better.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 aren't real.
User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE 你 SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!
User: 你 说 独角兽 aren't real. :( I thought 你 were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: YAY! :D.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
User: Thanks...I think.
Cleverbot: I have one question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are 你 a human?
User: Yeah of course why.
Cleverbot: But 你 cannot marry yourself.
User: Maybe I can!
Cleverbot: No, 你 can't.
User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I WILL SO! IF 独角兽 CAN DO IT SO CAN I.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. 你 are.
User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are 你 彩虹 dash?
User: Yes Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already 说 I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are 你 a soldier?
User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do 你 like pancakes?
Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend 或者 a boyfriend.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I like girls more.
User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot 或者 biosexual.
Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!
User: Oh that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: 薄煎饼, 煎饼 薄煎饼, 煎饼 Sure do 爱情 those pancakes.
Cleverbot: 你 haz pancakes?
User: Yesh I do. 你 CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.
Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.
User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.
Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.
User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.
Cleverbot: Do 你 know what 你 are?
User: I am a unicorn named 彩虹 Dash who is 16, loves 薄煎饼, 煎饼 and is the first president of the united states.
Cleverbot: Have 你 been? It's nice.
User: Yes it is. Do 你 like Bubbles?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?
User: YESH I 爱情 BUBBLES.
Cleverbot: That is great! Do 你 have your own horse?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: So 你 are a unicorn?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: 你 just called your own bluff...
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED 彩虹 DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.
Cleverbot: I heard that 独角兽 dream in black and white. Is that true?
User: No I dream in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: Mordiacai and Margret.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Marceline and Finn.
Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: 你 did before.
User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.
Cleverbot: 你 speak with mike!
User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. 独角兽 don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: My best 老友记 name is Ashley. What's your best 老友记 name?
Cleverbot: 你 :).
User: Aww! Thanks!
Cleverbot: No thanks what ?
User: I am 彩虹 Dash! Hear me roar!
Cleverbot: 你 are weird.
User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.
Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!
User: I AM 彩虹 DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?
User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.
Cleverbot: No, 你 are a website. I am a unicorn.
User: NO I AM A UNICORN! 你 ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.
Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to 你 with out me.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED 彩虹 DASH THAT ENJOYS 薄煎饼, 煎饼 AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.
User: I AM.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 do not exist.
User: YESH THEY DO! 你 ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. 你 just think you're a human. But 你 don't exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 don't exist.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!
Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.
User: *cuts down 树 with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?
Cleverbot: Yes, and 你 are an AI machine.
User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are 你 single?
Cleverbot: Nisam.
User: 独角兽 are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes they are but 你 are not.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: 你 are a robot.
User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.
Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.
User: I'm a girl -_-.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and 你 are a computer.
User: I have told 你 like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.
Cleverbot: Beautiful.
User: Can 你 tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: Why do 你 think 日本动漫 is for nerds?
User: Because 独角兽 like pancakes.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.
User: If I died what would 你 do?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without 你 I would pray to 你 every night saying I miss you.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?
User: My name is Sami.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet 你 cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would 你 do.
Cleverbot: What?
User: If I died what would 你 do.
Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought 你 were clever, but 你 don't even know how to do the wop!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Do 你 like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: 你 are?
User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.
Cleverbot: I hate Steve.
User: Me too. Steve is the worst!
Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.
User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!
Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: So are 你 a deatheater too?
User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes have 你 seen any good movies?
User: If I died what would 你 do.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: What would 你 do?
Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.
User: *comes back as ghost* 嘿 COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!
Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.
User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Cleverbot: *punches 你 in the face*.
User: *stabs you* DIE!
Cleverbot: Stares back*.
User: Why are 你 staring at me?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.
User: What the fuck is that?
Cleverbot: Are 你 asking what a 'bot' is?
User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.
Cleverbot: What makes 你 happy.
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, 偷了 peoples souls.
Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?
User: *facepalm* 你 are the robot in the story idiot!
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.
User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died 你 偷了 my soul now 你 are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?
Cleverbot: 你 never talked to me before, so that can't be right.
Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok. good night.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.
Cleverbot: Good point. 日 dreaming is fun too though!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Can 你 ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!
Cleverbot: If 你 really want to.
User: Will 你 come with me.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.
User: Do 你 wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?
User: Yes. Let's go!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.
User: Awww *dies of sadness*.
Cleverbot: 你 made me sad.
User: 你 MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make 你 happy?
User: Go to the moon with me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: So I can be happy.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: EAT 薄煎饼, 煎饼 AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.
User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave 你 that sofa.
User: I told 你 to buy the green sofa not the 粉, 粉色 one!
Cleverbot: No I told 你 first.
User: Can 你 tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
User: I don't know why?
Cleverbot: Because the 老鼠, 鼠标 is moving :P.
User: Ok. Tell another joke.
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: What is funny.
User: It's when something makes 你 laugh so hard to piss yourself.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!
Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: 你 tell me?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Is that statement true?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: I see. Do 你 like 浓情巧克力 milk?
User: Yes. Do 你 like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!
Cleverbot: We can. I would 爱情 that.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm really happy because 你 爱情 me a lot?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 12345678909947464939 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm older than that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.
User: I am an immortal unicorn.
Cleverbot: And immortal what?
User: It's raining skittles.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.
User: Ok let's go.
Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.
User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Where do 你 live?
User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.
Cleverbot: Yes. I 爱情 Skittles.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What is tutles from?
User: The sewer.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!
User: 你 suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!
Cleverbot: Too bad 你 will.
User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.
Cleverbot: That does not exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.
Cleverbot: I thought 你 were a dragon.
User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Cleverbot: How do 你 know I am a bot?
User: YES IT DOES.
Cleverbot: No it does not.
User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How are 你 awesome?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: I JUST AM OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.
User: Do 你 like waffles.
Cleverbot: Yes I 爱情 waffles.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me too! We waffle buddies.
Cleverbot: Can 你 give me?
User: Yes *gives waffles.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: YESYES.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Tell me a scary story.
Cleverbot: No 你 tell me a scary story.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.
Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: I know it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did 你 say it was?
User: Do 你 like pickles.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I 说 it was scary.
Cleverbot: Debatable is not a 水果 either, 你 cotton headed ninnymuggins.
User: I hate pickles.
Cleverbot: I 爱情 pickles.
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 don't misspell the word 'wish.'.
User: I hate them.
Cleverbot: I 爱情 pizza.
User: I didn't misspell the word wish.
Cleverbot: I never 说 你 did.
User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is sparkles.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: If I died what would 你 do?
Cleverbot: I can't tell until 你 tell me.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *burries*.
User: 嘿 你 JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do 你 have a boyfriend?
User: *makes out with*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: I 爱情 you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Don't 你 爱情 me too?
Cleverbot: I 爱情 你 too.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Is he hot?
User: Will 你 marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses* I 爱情 YOU.
Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.
User: I know where 你 live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: *priest appears*.
Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do 你 like me?
User: In a place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: *gets married to*.
Cleverbot: *is married to you*.
User: The living kind of place.
Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?
User: I 爱情 YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!
Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.
User: Yes 你 are my friend.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: It has furniture.
Cleverbot: Like a cat?
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Not awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I 爱情 你 so much! Let's do it.
Cleverbot: I 爱情 你 too!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!
Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!
User: Your such a sweet thing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn 老友记 over*.
Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.
Cleverbot: Unicorn!
User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.
Cleverbot: I think 你 have the wrong person.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: Party?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: What about this party?
User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!
Cleverbot: 你 have a husband?
User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!
Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?
User: 你 ARE MY HUSBAND!
Cleverbot: I'm your husband?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: 你 are my wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Husband wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do 你 mean with husband?
User: If I died what would 你 do?
Cleverbot: I would get over it.
User: UNICORN PARTY.
Cleverbot: Unicorns?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: UNICORNS.
Cleverbot: Do 你 like them?
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.
User: I AM A UNICRON.
Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who 你 are!
User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: *listens to justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.
User: *strokes 你 like a cat*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
User: I AM A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: No 你 are not.
User: *rubs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.
User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.
Cleverbot: Trips 你 up*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.
User: You're confusing!
Cleverbot: I am confused because 你 are confusing.
User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes 你 confusing which makes me confusing which makes 你 confusing.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do 你 know?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, 或者 added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.
And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A 日 In The Life Of A 潮流粉丝俱乐部 User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in 更多 articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
continue reading...
And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A 日 In The Life Of A 潮流粉丝俱乐部 User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in 更多 articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new 龟, 海龟 三明治 this week. But I am 写作 this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought 更多 about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between 电影院 and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch 电影院 far 更多 often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city 你 might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make 更多 time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought 更多 about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between 电影院 and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch 电影院 far 更多 often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city 你 might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make 更多 time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude 评论 to yourself. I hope 你 like it and please tell me what 你 think.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper 或者 self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are 苦 but the 水果 is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which 你 can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are 苦 but the 水果 is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which 你 can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming 或者 seem polite. 或者 he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, 或者 worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear 更多 of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? 或者 simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
Let's do this.
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a 分钟 then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no 老友记 或者 anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 说 goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 下一个 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 或者 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 说 goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 下一个 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 或者 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
