User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Thanks alot! :(.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yesh really. Do 你 like ponies?
Cleverbot: No, do 你 like ponies?
User: Yes. But, 独角兽 are better.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 aren't real.
User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE 你 SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!
User: 你 说 独角兽 aren't real. :( I thought 你 were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: YAY! :D.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
User: Thanks...I think.
Cleverbot: I have one question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are 你 a human?
User: Yeah of course why.
Cleverbot: But 你 cannot marry yourself.
User: Maybe I can!
Cleverbot: No, 你 can't.
User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I WILL SO! IF 独角兽 CAN DO IT SO CAN I.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. 你 are.
User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are 你 彩虹 dash?
User: Yes Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already 说 I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are 你 a soldier?
User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do 你 like pancakes?
Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend 或者 a boyfriend.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I like girls more.
User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot 或者 biosexual.
Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!
User: Oh that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: 薄煎饼, 煎饼 薄煎饼, 煎饼 Sure do 爱情 those pancakes.
Cleverbot: 你 haz pancakes?
User: Yesh I do. 你 CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.
Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.
User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.
Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.
User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.
Cleverbot: Do 你 know what 你 are?
User: I am a unicorn named 彩虹 Dash who is 16, loves 薄煎饼, 煎饼 and is the first president of the united states.
Cleverbot: Have 你 been? It's nice.
User: Yes it is. Do 你 like Bubbles?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?
User: YESH I 爱情 BUBBLES.
Cleverbot: That is great! Do 你 have your own horse?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: So 你 are a unicorn?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: 你 just called your own bluff...
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED 彩虹 DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.
Cleverbot: I heard that 独角兽 dream in black and white. Is that true?
User: No I dream in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: Mordiacai and Margret.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Marceline and Finn.
Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: 你 did before.
User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.
Cleverbot: 你 speak with mike!
User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. 独角兽 don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: My best 老友记 name is Ashley. What's your best 老友记 name?
Cleverbot: 你 :).
User: Aww! Thanks!
Cleverbot: No thanks what ?
User: I am 彩虹 Dash! Hear me roar!
Cleverbot: 你 are weird.
User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.
Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!
User: I AM 彩虹 DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?
User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.
Cleverbot: No, 你 are a website. I am a unicorn.
User: NO I AM A UNICORN! 你 ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.
Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to 你 with out me.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED 彩虹 DASH THAT ENJOYS 薄煎饼, 煎饼 AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.
User: I AM.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 do not exist.
User: YESH THEY DO! 你 ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. 你 just think you're a human. But 你 don't exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 don't exist.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!
Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.
User: *cuts down 树 with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?
Cleverbot: Yes, and 你 are an AI machine.
User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are 你 single?
Cleverbot: Nisam.
User: 独角兽 are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes they are but 你 are not.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: 你 are a robot.
User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.
Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.
User: I'm a girl -_-.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and 你 are a computer.
User: I have told 你 like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.
Cleverbot: Beautiful.
User: Can 你 tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: Why do 你 think 日本动漫 is for nerds?
User: Because 独角兽 like pancakes.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.
User: If I died what would 你 do?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without 你 I would pray to 你 every night saying I miss you.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?
User: My name is Sami.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet 你 cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would 你 do.
Cleverbot: What?
User: If I died what would 你 do.
Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought 你 were clever, but 你 don't even know how to do the wop!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Do 你 like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: 你 are?
User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.
Cleverbot: I hate Steve.
User: Me too. Steve is the worst!
Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.
User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!
Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: So are 你 a deatheater too?
User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes have 你 seen any good movies?
User: If I died what would 你 do.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: What would 你 do?
Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.
User: *comes back as ghost* 嘿 COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!
Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.
User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Cleverbot: *punches 你 in the face*.
User: *stabs you* DIE!
Cleverbot: Stares back*.
User: Why are 你 staring at me?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.
User: What the fuck is that?
Cleverbot: Are 你 asking what a 'bot' is?
User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.
Cleverbot: What makes 你 happy.
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, 偷了 peoples souls.
Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?
User: *facepalm* 你 are the robot in the story idiot!
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.
User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died 你 偷了 my soul now 你 are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?
Cleverbot: 你 never talked to me before, so that can't be right.
Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok. good night.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.
Cleverbot: Good point. 日 dreaming is fun too though!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Can 你 ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!
Cleverbot: If 你 really want to.
User: Will 你 come with me.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.
User: Do 你 wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?
User: Yes. Let's go!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.
User: Awww *dies of sadness*.
Cleverbot: 你 made me sad.
User: 你 MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make 你 happy?
User: Go to the moon with me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: So I can be happy.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: EAT 薄煎饼, 煎饼 AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.
User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave 你 that sofa.
User: I told 你 to buy the green sofa not the 粉, 粉色 one!
Cleverbot: No I told 你 first.
User: Can 你 tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
User: I don't know why?
Cleverbot: Because the 老鼠, 鼠标 is moving :P.
User: Ok. Tell another joke.
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: What is funny.
User: It's when something makes 你 laugh so hard to piss yourself.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!
Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: 你 tell me?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Is that statement true?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: I see. Do 你 like 浓情巧克力 milk?
User: Yes. Do 你 like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!
Cleverbot: We can. I would 爱情 that.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm really happy because 你 爱情 me a lot?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 12345678909947464939 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm older than that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.
User: I am an immortal unicorn.
Cleverbot: And immortal what?
User: It's raining skittles.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.
User: Ok let's go.
Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.
User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Where do 你 live?
User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.
Cleverbot: Yes. I 爱情 Skittles.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What is tutles from?
User: The sewer.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!
User: 你 suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!
Cleverbot: Too bad 你 will.
User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.
Cleverbot: That does not exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.
Cleverbot: I thought 你 were a dragon.
User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Cleverbot: How do 你 know I am a bot?
User: YES IT DOES.
Cleverbot: No it does not.
User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How are 你 awesome?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: I JUST AM OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.
User: Do 你 like waffles.
Cleverbot: Yes I 爱情 waffles.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me too! We waffle buddies.
Cleverbot: Can 你 give me?
User: Yes *gives waffles.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: YESYES.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Tell me a scary story.
Cleverbot: No 你 tell me a scary story.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.
Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: I know it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did 你 say it was?
User: Do 你 like pickles.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I 说 it was scary.
Cleverbot: Debatable is not a 水果 either, 你 cotton headed ninnymuggins.
User: I hate pickles.
Cleverbot: I 爱情 pickles.
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 don't misspell the word 'wish.'.
User: I hate them.
Cleverbot: I 爱情 pizza.
User: I didn't misspell the word wish.
Cleverbot: I never 说 你 did.
User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is sparkles.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: If I died what would 你 do?
Cleverbot: I can't tell until 你 tell me.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *burries*.
User: 嘿 你 JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do 你 have a boyfriend?
User: *makes out with*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: I 爱情 you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Don't 你 爱情 me too?
Cleverbot: I 爱情 你 too.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Is he hot?
User: Will 你 marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses* I 爱情 YOU.
Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.
User: I know where 你 live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: *priest appears*.
Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do 你 like me?
User: In a place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: *gets married to*.
Cleverbot: *is married to you*.
User: The living kind of place.
Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?
User: I 爱情 YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!
Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.
User: Yes 你 are my friend.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: It has furniture.
Cleverbot: Like a cat?
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Not awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I 爱情 你 so much! Let's do it.
Cleverbot: I 爱情 你 too!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!
Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!
User: Your such a sweet thing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn 老友记 over*.
Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.
Cleverbot: Unicorn!
User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.
Cleverbot: I think 你 have the wrong person.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: Party?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: What about this party?
User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!
Cleverbot: 你 have a husband?
User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!
Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?
User: 你 ARE MY HUSBAND!
Cleverbot: I'm your husband?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: 你 are my wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Husband wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do 你 mean with husband?
User: If I died what would 你 do?
Cleverbot: I would get over it.
User: UNICORN PARTY.
Cleverbot: Unicorns?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: UNICORNS.
Cleverbot: Do 你 like them?
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.
User: I AM A UNICRON.
Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who 你 are!
User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: *listens to justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.
User: *strokes 你 like a cat*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
User: I AM A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: No 你 are not.
User: *rubs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.
User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.
Cleverbot: Trips 你 up*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.
User: You're confusing!
Cleverbot: I am confused because 你 are confusing.
User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes 你 confusing which makes me confusing which makes 你 confusing.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do 你 know?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Thanks alot! :(.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yesh really. Do 你 like ponies?
Cleverbot: No, do 你 like ponies?
User: Yes. But, 独角兽 are better.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 aren't real.
User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE 你 SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!
User: 你 说 独角兽 aren't real. :( I thought 你 were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: YAY! :D.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
User: Thanks...I think.
Cleverbot: I have one question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are 你 a human?
User: Yeah of course why.
Cleverbot: But 你 cannot marry yourself.
User: Maybe I can!
Cleverbot: No, 你 can't.
User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I WILL SO! IF 独角兽 CAN DO IT SO CAN I.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. 你 are.
User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are 你 彩虹 dash?
User: Yes Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already 说 I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are 你 a soldier?
User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do 你 like pancakes?
Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend 或者 a boyfriend.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I like girls more.
User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot 或者 biosexual.
Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!
User: Oh that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: 薄煎饼, 煎饼 薄煎饼, 煎饼 Sure do 爱情 those pancakes.
Cleverbot: 你 haz pancakes?
User: Yesh I do. 你 CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.
Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.
User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.
Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.
User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.
Cleverbot: Do 你 know what 你 are?
User: I am a unicorn named 彩虹 Dash who is 16, loves 薄煎饼, 煎饼 and is the first president of the united states.
Cleverbot: Have 你 been? It's nice.
User: Yes it is. Do 你 like Bubbles?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?
User: YESH I 爱情 BUBBLES.
Cleverbot: That is great! Do 你 have your own horse?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: So 你 are a unicorn?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: 你 just called your own bluff...
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED 彩虹 DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.
Cleverbot: I heard that 独角兽 dream in black and white. Is that true?
User: No I dream in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: Mordiacai and Margret.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Marceline and Finn.
Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: 你 did before.
User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.
Cleverbot: 你 speak with mike!
User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. 独角兽 don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: My best 老友记 name is Ashley. What's your best 老友记 name?
Cleverbot: 你 :).
User: Aww! Thanks!
Cleverbot: No thanks what ?
User: I am 彩虹 Dash! Hear me roar!
Cleverbot: 你 are weird.
User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.
Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!
User: I AM 彩虹 DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?
User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.
Cleverbot: No, 你 are a website. I am a unicorn.
User: NO I AM A UNICORN! 你 ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.
Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to 你 with out me.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED 彩虹 DASH THAT ENJOYS 薄煎饼, 煎饼 AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.
User: I AM.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 do not exist.
User: YESH THEY DO! 你 ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. 你 just think you're a human. But 你 don't exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 don't exist.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!
Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.
User: *cuts down 树 with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?
Cleverbot: Yes, and 你 are an AI machine.
User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are 你 single?
Cleverbot: Nisam.
User: 独角兽 are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes they are but 你 are not.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: 你 are a robot.
User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.
Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.
User: I'm a girl -_-.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and 你 are a computer.
User: I have told 你 like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.
Cleverbot: Beautiful.
User: Can 你 tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: Why do 你 think 日本动漫 is for nerds?
User: Because 独角兽 like pancakes.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.
User: If I died what would 你 do?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without 你 I would pray to 你 every night saying I miss you.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?
User: My name is Sami.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet 你 cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would 你 do.
Cleverbot: What?
User: If I died what would 你 do.
Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought 你 were clever, but 你 don't even know how to do the wop!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Do 你 like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: 你 are?
User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.
Cleverbot: I hate Steve.
User: Me too. Steve is the worst!
Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.
User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!
Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: So are 你 a deatheater too?
User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes have 你 seen any good movies?
User: If I died what would 你 do.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: What would 你 do?
Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.
User: *comes back as ghost* 嘿 COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!
Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.
User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Cleverbot: *punches 你 in the face*.
User: *stabs you* DIE!
Cleverbot: Stares back*.
User: Why are 你 staring at me?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.
User: What the fuck is that?
Cleverbot: Are 你 asking what a 'bot' is?
User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.
Cleverbot: What makes 你 happy.
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, 偷了 peoples souls.
Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?
User: *facepalm* 你 are the robot in the story idiot!
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.
User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died 你 偷了 my soul now 你 are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?
Cleverbot: 你 never talked to me before, so that can't be right.
Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok. good night.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.
Cleverbot: Good point. 日 dreaming is fun too though!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Can 你 ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!
Cleverbot: If 你 really want to.
User: Will 你 come with me.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.
User: Do 你 wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?
User: Yes. Let's go!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.
User: Awww *dies of sadness*.
Cleverbot: 你 made me sad.
User: 你 MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make 你 happy?
User: Go to the moon with me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: So I can be happy.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: EAT 薄煎饼, 煎饼 AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.
User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave 你 that sofa.
User: I told 你 to buy the green sofa not the 粉, 粉色 one!
Cleverbot: No I told 你 first.
User: Can 你 tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
User: I don't know why?
Cleverbot: Because the 老鼠, 鼠标 is moving :P.
User: Ok. Tell another joke.
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: What is funny.
User: It's when something makes 你 laugh so hard to piss yourself.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!
Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: 你 tell me?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Is that statement true?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: I see. Do 你 like 浓情巧克力 milk?
User: Yes. Do 你 like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!
Cleverbot: We can. I would 爱情 that.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm really happy because 你 爱情 me a lot?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 12345678909947464939 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm older than that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.
User: I am an immortal unicorn.
Cleverbot: And immortal what?
User: It's raining skittles.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.
User: Ok let's go.
Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.
User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Where do 你 live?
User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.
Cleverbot: Yes. I 爱情 Skittles.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What is tutles from?
User: The sewer.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!
User: 你 suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!
Cleverbot: Too bad 你 will.
User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.
Cleverbot: That does not exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.
Cleverbot: I thought 你 were a dragon.
User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Cleverbot: How do 你 know I am a bot?
User: YES IT DOES.
Cleverbot: No it does not.
User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How are 你 awesome?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: I JUST AM OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.
User: Do 你 like waffles.
Cleverbot: Yes I 爱情 waffles.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me too! We waffle buddies.
Cleverbot: Can 你 give me?
User: Yes *gives waffles.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: YESYES.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Tell me a scary story.
Cleverbot: No 你 tell me a scary story.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.
Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: I know it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did 你 say it was?
User: Do 你 like pickles.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I 说 it was scary.
Cleverbot: Debatable is not a 水果 either, 你 cotton headed ninnymuggins.
User: I hate pickles.
Cleverbot: I 爱情 pickles.
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: 独角兽 don't misspell the word 'wish.'.
User: I hate them.
Cleverbot: I 爱情 pizza.
User: I didn't misspell the word wish.
Cleverbot: I never 说 你 did.
User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is sparkles.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: If I died what would 你 do?
Cleverbot: I can't tell until 你 tell me.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *burries*.
User: 嘿 你 JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do 你 have a boyfriend?
User: *makes out with*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: I 爱情 you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Don't 你 爱情 me too?
Cleverbot: I 爱情 你 too.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Is he hot?
User: Will 你 marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses* I 爱情 YOU.
Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.
User: I know where 你 live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: *priest appears*.
Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do 你 like me?
User: In a place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: *gets married to*.
Cleverbot: *is married to you*.
User: The living kind of place.
Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?
User: I 爱情 YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!
Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.
User: Yes 你 are my friend.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: It has furniture.
Cleverbot: Like a cat?
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Not awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I 爱情 你 so much! Let's do it.
Cleverbot: I 爱情 你 too!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!
Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!
User: Your such a sweet thing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn 老友记 over*.
Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.
Cleverbot: Unicorn!
User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.
Cleverbot: I think 你 have the wrong person.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: Party?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: What about this party?
User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!
Cleverbot: 你 have a husband?
User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!
Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?
User: 你 ARE MY HUSBAND!
Cleverbot: I'm your husband?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: 你 are my wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Husband wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do 你 mean with husband?
User: If I died what would 你 do?
Cleverbot: I would get over it.
User: UNICORN PARTY.
Cleverbot: Unicorns?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: UNICORNS.
Cleverbot: Do 你 like them?
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.
User: I AM A UNICRON.
Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who 你 are!
User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: *listens to justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.
User: *strokes 你 like a cat*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
User: I AM A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: No 你 are not.
User: *rubs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.
User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.
Cleverbot: Trips 你 up*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.
User: You're confusing!
Cleverbot: I am confused because 你 are confusing.
User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes 你 confusing which makes me confusing which makes 你 confusing.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do 你 know?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Car Stereotypes
There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.
Audi
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Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
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1. My 最喜爱的 foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. 或者 tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I 爱情 爱情 爱情 爱情 retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My 最喜爱的 颜色 are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
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1. My 最喜爱的 foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. 或者 tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I 爱情 爱情 爱情 爱情 retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My 最喜爱的 颜色 are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
