He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if 你 say Vietnam he'll stab 你 with a fork
if 你 say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
你 can't stop him no matter what
if 你 call for help he'll stab 你 in the butt.
Never run because 你 know he'll catch you
he might torture 或者 just plain kill you.
Run for cover, 更多 like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if 你 run 或者 cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
你 better pray to god that 你 don't blow his top.
He might rip 你 to pieces 或者 snap you're neck
if he's flipping out run like heck.
你 better hope he's in a good mood
cause if he ain't you'll be his food.
With razor sharp teeth and glowing yellow eyes
he'll make 你 into french fries.
He may be cute but don't let that fool you
that's what he wants he might just kill you.
if 你 see him 你 better beware
he's flippy, the soldier bear.
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if 你 say Vietnam he'll stab 你 with a fork
if 你 say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
你 can't stop him no matter what
if 你 call for help he'll stab 你 in the butt.
Never run because 你 know he'll catch you
he might torture 或者 just plain kill you.
Run for cover, 更多 like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if 你 run 或者 cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
你 better pray to god that 你 don't blow his top.
He might rip 你 to pieces 或者 snap you're neck
if he's flipping out run like heck.
你 better hope he's in a good mood
cause if he ain't you'll be his food.
With razor sharp teeth and glowing yellow eyes
he'll make 你 into french fries.
He may be cute but don't let that fool you
that's what he wants he might just kill you.
if 你 see him 你 better beware
he's flippy, the soldier bear.
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but 你 pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of 你 is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but 你 pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of 你 is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
As soon as I drop the 标题 of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a 辩论 whether 或者 not this movie should be made.
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action 日本动漫 movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms 或者 flames. But Micheal 湾 would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal 湾 would make it 更多 understandable for an international audience.
What do 你 think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action 日本动漫 movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms 或者 flames. But Micheal 湾 would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal 湾 would make it 更多 understandable for an international audience.
What do 你 think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
Just one 更多 time before I go
I'll let 你 know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save 你 now
The king is down
It's do 或者 die!
Nobody can save 你 now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save 你 now
IT'S DO 或者 DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save 你 now
The king is down
It's do 或者 die!
Nobody can save 你 now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save 你 now
IT'S DO 或者 DIE
Just one 更多 time before I go
I'll let 你 know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let 你 know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save 你 now
The king is down
It's do 或者 die!
Nobody can save 你 now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save 你 now
IT'S DO 或者 DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save 你 now
The king is down
It's do 或者 die!
Nobody can save 你 now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save 你 now
IT'S DO 或者 DIE
Just one 更多 time before I go
I'll let 你 know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Again 迪士尼 has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her 檀香, 凉鞋 falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her 檀香, 凉鞋 falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
Sure 迪士尼 may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil 皇后乐队 and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming 或者 evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not 熊 to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever 《冰雪奇缘》 in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not 熊 to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever 《冰雪奇缘》 in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.