由 a Harry Potter fan.
1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much 更多 successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why 费雷德 and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14) Sing 'Mountain Air' from The Hunger Games at Fred's death.
15) During the exam scene in Order Of The Pheonix, loudly yell 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS'
16) Ask them are they Team Edward 或者 Team Jacob.
17) Ask their opinion on Harry and Draco's 'wand fight'
18) Go over memories of them not getting their letter on their 11th birthday.
19) Stick a piece of paper with the word MUGGLE on their back.
20) Shout out 'FOR NARNIA' while watching the battle scene.
21) Call Ginny a ginga' ninja.
22) Point out that as much as he tries, Ron will never be able to eat as much as Niall Horan.
23) Ask why doesn't Harry Potter have a cool theme tune like Wizards Of Waverly Place does.
24) Joyfully tell them how Hunger Games is going to be way bigger than Harry Potter.
25) Ask why doesn't Harry have his mother's eyes.
26) Ask who 费雷德 marries.
27) Point out how Harry and Hermione make such a good couple, and suggest Ron and Ginny get together.
29) Everytime Professor McGonagall comes on screen yell 'WHAT'S NEW PUSSY CAT?'
30) Compare Professor Trenawly to Alice Cullen.
31) Take embaressing pictures of them insisting you're Colin Creevy.
32) Declare your mutal 爱情 for the Giant Squid aloud in public.
33) Point out how Ron's catchphrase 'Bloody Hell' is just another word for a girl's period.
34) Blow smoke from your mouth outside on a cold 日 and pretend you're Norbet.
35) Tell them their hair looks like Hagrid's.
36) Hold a non existant object in front of their face, and declare it's only visible to wizards.
37) Ask them why Harry never changes his shirt.
38) Insist on playing 'Got your nose' with pictures of Voldemort.
39) Replace their Harry Potter DVDs with Twilight ones.
40) Ask if J.K stands for Joseph Kony.
1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much 更多 successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why 费雷德 and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14) Sing 'Mountain Air' from The Hunger Games at Fred's death.
15) During the exam scene in Order Of The Pheonix, loudly yell 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS'
16) Ask them are they Team Edward 或者 Team Jacob.
17) Ask their opinion on Harry and Draco's 'wand fight'
18) Go over memories of them not getting their letter on their 11th birthday.
19) Stick a piece of paper with the word MUGGLE on their back.
20) Shout out 'FOR NARNIA' while watching the battle scene.
21) Call Ginny a ginga' ninja.
22) Point out that as much as he tries, Ron will never be able to eat as much as Niall Horan.
23) Ask why doesn't Harry Potter have a cool theme tune like Wizards Of Waverly Place does.
24) Joyfully tell them how Hunger Games is going to be way bigger than Harry Potter.
25) Ask why doesn't Harry have his mother's eyes.
26) Ask who 费雷德 marries.
27) Point out how Harry and Hermione make such a good couple, and suggest Ron and Ginny get together.
29) Everytime Professor McGonagall comes on screen yell 'WHAT'S NEW PUSSY CAT?'
30) Compare Professor Trenawly to Alice Cullen.
31) Take embaressing pictures of them insisting you're Colin Creevy.
32) Declare your mutal 爱情 for the Giant Squid aloud in public.
33) Point out how Ron's catchphrase 'Bloody Hell' is just another word for a girl's period.
34) Blow smoke from your mouth outside on a cold 日 and pretend you're Norbet.
35) Tell them their hair looks like Hagrid's.
36) Hold a non existant object in front of their face, and declare it's only visible to wizards.
37) Ask them why Harry never changes his shirt.
38) Insist on playing 'Got your nose' with pictures of Voldemort.
39) Replace their Harry Potter DVDs with Twilight ones.
40) Ask if J.K stands for Joseph Kony.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no 老友记 或者 anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 说 goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 下一个 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 或者 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 说 goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 下一个 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 或者 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Yeah 你 know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing 破烂, 垃圾 in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz 你 know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing 破烂, 垃圾 in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz 你 know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Age - 18
Gender - female
老友记 - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her 随意 symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
老友记 - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her 随意 symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
老友记 - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her 随意 Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
老友记 - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His 随意 Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know 更多 than 你 all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
老友记 - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her 随意 sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
嘿 everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that 低音 由 Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a 粉丝 club about u and make the 文章 their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then 由 all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends 万圣节前夕 eve. 或者 U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and 最佳, 返回页首 me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. 你 can stuff a 枕头 with the 鼠, 大鼠 毛皮 on the 长椅, 沙发 alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. 你 don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. 你 can stuff a 枕头 with the 鼠, 大鼠 毛皮 on the 长椅, 沙发 alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. 你 don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
