随意 Article: ways to start your 日 off right.

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posted by nidoqueen

1)read something over and over that 你 thing that think is funny that 你或者 someone 发布 on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before 你 go to school, work, cherch 或者 when your at 首页 i just got 逼债, 墩阅读 a 100 times over what i 发布 on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your 日 off right

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The Kid From Jersey Is HOT

posted by Riah

Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing 你 have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at 你 and puked. :p

What turns 你 on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf

hmmmmmm.....

Peanut 牛油, 黄油 and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to 吻乐队（Kiss） you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck 你 :)
M-TOUCH YOU

But..Y?...