随意 Article: ways to start your 日 off right.

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posted by nidoqueen

1)read something over and over that 你 thing that think is funny that 你或者 someone 发布 on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before 你 go to school, work, cherch 或者 when your at 首页 i just got 逼债, 墩阅读 a 100 times over what i 发布 on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your 日 off right

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blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Blonde Cop

This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her 钱包 and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do 你 have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known 你 were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”

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