Disclaimer: I don't own the questions, just the answers. Also, some of these come from a religious point of view rather than a philosophical point of view, but there the only 答案 I can think of. Please feel free to offer alternative ideas.
- What is the sound of one hand clapping? Fwip fwip fwip. If 你 open and close your hand it makes this sound.
* if a 树 falls in the middle of the forest, does it make a sound? Yes. This 问题 is based on the theory that sound is a figment of imagination. But the same principle applies to the existence of the TREE'S existence. So, assuming the 树 exists in the first place, it would make a sound.
- Which came first, the chicken 或者 the egg? The chicken. If God made Adam and Eve, He would have made two chickens. Besides, the egg/baby chick would not survive without care. (sorry to anyone I offended.)
* lastly, what is the meaning of life? For God to sort out the good and the evil.
( REALLY sorry to anyone I offended, PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Ps please leave suggestions for a cool philosopher name. XD
- What is the sound of one hand clapping? Fwip fwip fwip. If 你 open and close your hand it makes this sound.
* if a 树 falls in the middle of the forest, does it make a sound? Yes. This 问题 is based on the theory that sound is a figment of imagination. But the same principle applies to the existence of the TREE'S existence. So, assuming the 树 exists in the first place, it would make a sound.
- Which came first, the chicken 或者 the egg? The chicken. If God made Adam and Eve, He would have made two chickens. Besides, the egg/baby chick would not survive without care. (sorry to anyone I offended.)
* lastly, what is the meaning of life? For God to sort out the good and the evil.
( REALLY sorry to anyone I offended, PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Ps please leave suggestions for a cool philosopher name. XD
Boys bands have been dominating the average teenagers lives over the past decades... i thought it would be a good idea to post this 文章 :) 评论 on whether 你 agree with my choices 或者 NOT, add some of your own xx Peace.love.lipgloss
-Qiki Joe
10# Mindless Behaviour
9# JLS
8# The Jackson 5
7# The Beatles
6# NSYNC
5# The Wanted
4# Backstreet Boys
3# Westlife
2# Big Time Rush
1# One Direction :)
the reason ONE DIRECTION is number one is simply because, together with their boyish good looks (they actually smoking), they have angelic voices creating a perfect combination and stealing us girls hearts everywhere... Boys dont be shy to say 你 爱情 the too! wink - wink
-Qiki Joe
10# Mindless Behaviour
9# JLS
8# The Jackson 5
7# The Beatles
6# NSYNC
5# The Wanted
4# Backstreet Boys
3# Westlife
2# Big Time Rush
1# One Direction :)
the reason ONE DIRECTION is number one is simply because, together with their boyish good looks (they actually smoking), they have angelic voices creating a perfect combination and stealing us girls hearts everywhere... Boys dont be shy to say 你 爱情 the too! wink - wink
This is a 列表 of 随意 10 things that just make me seem like an idiot...b4 u start 阅读 them....sry for all the typing mistakes il make.....if i make them.....ok just read....
1.i walk into walls often
2.i crash my bike into buildings all the time
3.i try to get high 由 eating peanuts
4.i sometimes walk into the same 墙 right after i walk into it the 1st time!!!
5.i poke my own eye
6.i say "peanut is a mooooo" wery often
7.i trip on flat surfaces
8.i walk into trees 2
8b.ok i walk into anything solid
9.i trip 60% of the time im getting out of the bus
10.my life dream is to eat a giant pizza.....n then throw it up on someone i hate
thank 你 for your time il be sure 2 make 更多 lists of my fatal retard-ness 或者 how ever....i hope u had a good laugh.....so bye n 花生 is a mooooo!!!
1.i walk into walls often
2.i crash my bike into buildings all the time
3.i try to get high 由 eating peanuts
4.i sometimes walk into the same 墙 right after i walk into it the 1st time!!!
5.i poke my own eye
6.i say "peanut is a mooooo" wery often
7.i trip on flat surfaces
8.i walk into trees 2
8b.ok i walk into anything solid
9.i trip 60% of the time im getting out of the bus
10.my life dream is to eat a giant pizza.....n then throw it up on someone i hate
thank 你 for your time il be sure 2 make 更多 lists of my fatal retard-ness 或者 how ever....i hope u had a good laugh.....so bye n 花生 is a mooooo!!!