Disclaimer: I don't own the questions, just the answers. Also, some of these come from a religious point of view rather than a philosophical point of view, but there the only 答案 I can think of. Please feel free to offer alternative ideas.





- What is the sound of one hand clapping? Fwip fwip fwip. If 你 open and close your hand it makes this sound.





* if a 树 falls in the middle of the forest, does it make a sound? Yes. This 问题 is based on the theory that sound is a figment of imagination. But the same principle applies to the existence of the TREE'S existence. So, assuming the 树 exists in the first place, it would make a sound.




- Which came first, the chicken 或者 the egg? The chicken. If God made Adam and Eve, He would have made two chickens. Besides, the egg/baby chick would not survive without care. (sorry to anyone I offended.)








* lastly, what is the meaning of life? For God to sort out the good and the evil.












( REALLY sorry to anyone I offended, PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)





Ps please leave suggestions for a cool philosopher name. XD