1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when 你 tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. 删除 any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. 你 need to listen to us
6. if 你 going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i 爱情 you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if 你 get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing money
12. before sex, let us change into something sexy 或者 nothing at all
13. its a bad idea to tell us to hurry up when getting dressed to go somewhere
14. dont tell us what to wear 或者 when to wear it
15. we hate it when 你 bring to your 老友记 house jus to 显示 us off
16. when taking us to dinner, take some where nice
17. again, when taking us to dinner, make sure 你 dress nice. not jus a t-shirt and jeans!!
18. we 爱情 it when 你 look us in our eyes and tell us we're beautiful 24/7
19. ALWAYS stand 由 us during a carrier no matter how stupid
20. fellas, keep this in mind: ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR ANIVERSIORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. after marriage dont ask us what happened while in Vegas...then WE wonder what happened with YOU
22. tell us why 你 爱情 us
23. we cant always read your gosh damned minds!!
24. if 你 want to take us to a movie, dont chose a scary one......unless we want to
25. ALWAYS let us pick out the movie your watching
and 26. be careful on what 你 by...we watch EVERYTHING.