1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar 你 grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something 或者 someone
3. Go up to a 随意 person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki 随意 noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a 喷泉 run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to 你 in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" 或者 say "Jeez! Who do 你 think 你 are? My mother?!" whatever 你 like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who 偷了 my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, 或者 whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, 或者 any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at 你 say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the 食物 out of the boxes and when 你 get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the 食物 isn't poisoned!"
13. If 你 go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that 你 were never their and try to get as much 食物 或者 drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend 你 broke all your 识骨寻踪 in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if 你 know
20. If your at the mall, whenever 你 pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring 食物 and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a 快餐, 快餐食品 restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask 你 to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get 食物 for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds 或者 chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get 你 the order, once 你 get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the 食物 away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee 由 backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar 你 grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something 或者 someone
3. Go up to a 随意 person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki 随意 noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a 喷泉 run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to 你 in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" 或者 say "Jeez! Who do 你 think 你 are? My mother?!" whatever 你 like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who 偷了 my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, 或者 whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, 或者 any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at 你 say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the 食物 out of the boxes and when 你 get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the 食物 isn't poisoned!"
13. If 你 go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that 你 were never their and try to get as much 食物 或者 drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend 你 broke all your 识骨寻踪 in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if 你 know
20. If your at the mall, whenever 你 pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring 食物 and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a 快餐, 快餐食品 restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask 你 to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get 食物 for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds 或者 chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get 你 the order, once 你 get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the 食物 away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee 由 backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
Let's fuckin do this
