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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar 你 grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something 或者 someone

3. Go up to a 随意 person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki 随意 noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a 喷泉 run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to 你 in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" 或者 say "Jeez! Who do 你 think 你 are? My mother?!" whatever 你 like best out loud so everyone around can hear

8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who 偷了 my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit

9. If your in dollar tree, 或者 whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"

10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"

11. If your at toys r us, 或者 any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at 你 say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"

12. If your at the grocery store, take the 食物 out of the boxes and when 你 get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the 食物 isn't poisoned!"

13. If 你 go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around

14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that 你 were never their and try to get as much 食物 或者 drinks as possible

15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book

16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"

17. Try to fly

18. Pretend 你 broke all your 识骨寻踪 in your body,be a pain

19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if 你 know

20. If your at the mall, whenever 你 pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction

21. bring 食物 and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction

22. Go to a 快餐, 快餐食品 restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask 你 to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get 食物 for free!"

23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds 或者 chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get 你 the order, once 你 get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the 食物 away

24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee 由 backing up into the and pretending to sting them

25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth 或者 I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for 你 to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got 更多 chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, 你 know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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posted by Nein-Nein
Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a 流行的 place for suicides , The forest is a 流行的 place for suicides, reportedly the most 流行的 in 日本 and 秒 in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...
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A comedic spin on pop culture 吸血鬼 and scary 电影院 in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I 爱情 this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on 迪士尼 channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a 显示 that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I 爱情 this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the 迪士尼 channel. I 爱情 the characters. It's interesting and funny, I 爱情 that its not a typical 迪士尼 comedy and I 爱情 that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual 问题 给 on a 大学 of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer 由 one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) 或者 endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) 或者 some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...
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OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are 你 walking?
So, Annie are 你 walking?
Are 你 walking Annie?
Annie are 你 walking?
So, Annie are 你 walking?
Are 你 walking?
Annie are 你 walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE 你 WALKING???!!!!
ARE 你 WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are 你 walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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I was scrolling across deviantART, and came across this HIGHLY shocking news that everyone needs to know about right now!

We all know about copyright infringement and the numerous laws preventing us from using copyrighted material. Some sites and companies take these things very seriously if 你 do not have permission from 说 company. But there are sites and companies that's only ask that 你 give credit where credit is due. Thankfully like DA.

Now, over the past few days I have just been strolling thru the Internet, visiting some of my fav sites to chill on, and every site has been posting...
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posted by smileypop9
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do 你 always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd 你 treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If 你 tied buttered 烤面包, 吐司 to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when 你 turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if 你 open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when 你 transport something 由 car, it's called a shipment, but when 你 transport something 由 ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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added by Smilebaby05
I thought I could protect you
From paying for my sins
And I've been walking this earth
Long enough, that death's a gift
(Ohhhh girl)

Been living this life so patient
Until I see 你 again
It's war we're facin'
I know that if I die
My only choice is still defending

No matter what they say
My 爱情 for 你 is
greater than their powers
And their armies from above

You give me strength
I'm with 你 either way
If I die
If I stay
Give me strength
I'm with 你 either way
Nothing's lost
No 更多 pain
Just give me strength

The scars and the wounds
I wear them proud like tattoos
Reminds me that I 迷失 you
Reminds that I'll be
Living...
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posted by spinner90
Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square 或者 rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the 答案 to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each 问题 with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The 答案 that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The 答案 will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...
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As we have mentioned before, link is an online game, 你 have to have a set of computers 或者 if 你 want to play via mobile phone, that’s okay too. Being a 3D game drift hunter is a feast for eyes and minds.

Interestingly, 你 can customize your cars with multiple amazing features. 你 may modify not just the engine, but also the gearbox, the turbocharger, the cambers, the brake pressure, the brake balance, and more.

Challenging Racetracks and Improvised Customization
Drift Hunter is a game of multiple challenging racetracks. 你 will have to earn money 由 playing. And with that balance, you...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I 迷失 my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I 迷失 my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't 你 cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...
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#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."


#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, 你 know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what 你 got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!


#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have...
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