随意 Article: 20 ways to 爱情 a horse goodly:)

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posted by NarutoCrypt

•    HUG it daily
•    Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
•    Kiss it twice everyday
•    Play patty cake with it fiercely
•    Don’t cuss in your house
•    Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
•    Don’t let it watch educational television
•    Enter the room with a bow ,when 你 visit your 马 dormitory
•    Don’t ever scare it 或者 tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
•    Don’t let it interact with other male 马 (no matter the gender of your horse)
•    Tickle it responsively
•    Don’t tell it bad jokes
•    Let it play with ONLY BIG children 或者 adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
•    Check it’s ears daily
•    Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
•    Give it only “great value” brand of crackers 或者 cheese
•    Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
•    Never play an electric 吉他 around it
•    Cue the horse’s bath time properly
•    Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)

deathding, DramaQueen1020 and 2 others like this

r-pattz Excellent.

NarutoCrypt lol thanx!

最佳, 返回页首 34 most messed up submissions in Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD 你 PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET

posted by Canada24

Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...

#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a 日 off school, I'm happy!

#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!

#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!

#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...

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万圣节前夕 Monsters Song (Tiny Toons parody)

posted by aldrine2016

Song tune: link

They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
More frightening than Hooky,
They'll scare your jinkies out,
They're horror dispensers,
Their spookies just get denser,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll make 你 wave and pout,

So here is the graveyard, it's the monsters' world apart,
Their spooky home,
That has some bones,
October's work of art,

The decs are almost ready,
So hurry up from Freddy,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll do their part,

They're stiffy, they're bony,
A pair of Skele-tonies,
Count Dracula's not lonely,
'Cause he sucks the people's blood,
A werewolf and...

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Where I think My 最喜爱的 Characters Would Travel To

posted by zanhar1

So for a long while now I've been into travel and wanderlust. For even longer, I have been obsessed with fictional characters. One 日 I got to thinking about where my 收藏夹 might go if they lived in our world/time period.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

For Regina I had a few thoughts. I think that she'd go somewhere romantic like France 或者 Italy 或者 possibly even Spain. In the end she strikes me as 更多 of an Italy type of woman. I feel like France would be too softly romantic for her if that makes sense. Personally I associate Italy with a 更多 passionately romantic vibe. I can see her...

Johnny Lightning Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sidney Nebraska. 60 miles east of Cheyenne Wyoming.

Just south of Interstate 80 was an airport. A small passenger plane with two propellers landed on the runway, and headed for the hangar.

Mark: *Watching the plane* He's here. Let's bring the truck to him.
Pilot: *Opens a door, and grabs a 箱, 板条箱 from one of the seats*
Mark: *Driving a Silverado, he stops 下一个 to the plane*
Pilot: Mr. Ason. You're early.
Mark: I just wanted to help 你 unload the goods myself.
Pilot: Very kind of you. I got three 更多 crates. This one has the important stuff I mentioned over the phone.

A man in a black suit opened the...

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最佳, 返回页首 10 Things that the Zanarchy Doesn't Want 你 to Know

posted by SilentForce

Yo,what's up guys?Silent Borse is in the house and today I have decided to talk about a very controversial topic THE ZANARCHY.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm 写作 this 文章 in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the 最佳, 返回页首 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which...

The Arthur YTP Collab (feat. Matt Damon)

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The many faces of Nick Wilde

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Magical Creature Kingdom part 2

posted by twinklestar11

Sir Pham turned around, as he then got knocked over. Sir Pham shot magic at them, but missed.

Sir Pham stood, laughing his head off, “you brats trying to destroy me? 你 will be destroyed if 你 even try me! And too bad! Your magical 老友记 are dead! So is Cameron!”

Sam gaped at him, suddenly realizing that all the magical creatures had been killed. They were all innocent animals, just trying to protect Cameron, and now they were dead, because of him.

“You won’t get away with this!” Sam yelled, opening her wings.

She flew high above Sir Pham. “I bet 你 can’t...

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The FameGurl754 Rant

posted by lilydude92

Well, Hello guys, I know for a fact that I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this rant, but, instead I want to get this off of my chest and someone needs to rant about her.

Now, first off, where do I begin? This is user is an absolute attention whore, I mean, she left this club 3 times because people are criticising her when she calls it 'bullying.' And plus, she thinks people hate her and want her to die 或者 some shit.

After she 发布 an answer 'Questionz' she 发布 "Don't fucking correct me, I can fuking spellz."

However, then, a user, BlindBandit92, told her if she spells correctly, but spells...

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Diary Of A Degenerate: Why Your Opinion Is Wrong

posted by deathding

(THIS 文章 IS A JOKE. CALM DOWN MATES. ENJOY :D)

*Cough* I WANNA HANG MYSELF

SO how's it goin' Internet, everyone getting along? It's good to be 首页 again. :)

Typical Internet Douche: WHO U CALLIN' A WINY BICH U BICH >:(

I was right.....I AM home. :P

So I'm pretty sure that it's common fucking sense at this point that a hilariously large minority of the internet seem to either be five years old, have never gone to school, 或者 are just mindless retarded sadists who jack off to others pain using grammar worse than that of a goddamn cheese grater.

And today, I'm going to be one of those sadists....

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Ten 更多 childhood ruining facts

posted by Canada24

#1: BLACK FIN:
30 years ago, Seaworld wasn't exactly at it's brightest of lights. As a film known as "Black Fin" reveals the tragic truth of the largest known, captive Orca.. tilikum.
The film reveals Tilikum was captured near Iceland in November of 1983, over 30 years ago. At only 2 years old, when he was approximately 13 feet long, he was torn away from his family and ocean home.
And, long story short, he might of been bullied 由 the other Orcas.
This eventually leading to Tilikum killing 3 trainers.
The most famish being the violent death of Dawn Brancheau.
It's believed Tilikum was 表演 very...

Kiara and Kovu

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最佳, 返回页首 10 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by Coffeeuser

I'm no good at 写作文章 so I decided to just make a 列表 from the pictures. I made a 列表 like this once before when I used to be on Deviantart but some of my opinions have changed since then. Remember that this is a countdown, meaning that number one is the most beautiful. I hope 你 like it but this is just my opinion so be polite.