• HUG it daily
• Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
• Kiss it twice everyday
• Play patty cake with it fiercely
• Don’t cuss in your house
• Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
• Don’t let it watch educational television
• Enter the room with a bow ,when 你 visit your 马 dormitory
• Don’t ever scare it 或者 tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
• Don’t let it interact with other male 马 (no matter the gender of your horse)
• Tickle it responsively
• Don’t tell it bad jokes
• Let it play with ONLY BIG children 或者 adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
• Check it’s ears daily
• Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
• Give it only “great value” brand of crackers 或者 cheese
• Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
• Never play an electric 吉他 around it
• Cue the horse’s bath time properly
• Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)
• Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
• Kiss it twice everyday
• Play patty cake with it fiercely
• Don’t cuss in your house
• Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
• Don’t let it watch educational television
• Enter the room with a bow ,when 你 visit your 马 dormitory
• Don’t ever scare it 或者 tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
• Don’t let it interact with other male 马 (no matter the gender of your horse)
• Tickle it responsively
• Don’t tell it bad jokes
• Let it play with ONLY BIG children 或者 adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
• Check it’s ears daily
• Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
• Give it only “great value” brand of crackers 或者 cheese
• Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
• Never play an electric 吉他 around it
• Cue the horse’s bath time properly
• Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)
These all take their toll on healthy hair. After a while, hair loses its shine and volume.
That's why we have a trick for 你 today to put the shine back in your locks using natural products.
The first thing 你 need to do is beat an egg white with two 表 spoons of 苹果 vinegar. Apply this mix to your hair and let it work for 15 minutes.
Then wash your hair with shampoo and use the conditioner that 你 usually do.
Now 你 are ready for the 下一个 step. While 你 have the first mix on, boil some water with parsley. Before washing your hair, take out the parsley and let the left over parsley water cool. Bring it with 你 when 你 wash out your hair.
Attention: when 你 wash out the shampoo and the conditioner, then apply the parsley water for one last shine treatment.
Between the egg mix and the parsley, your hair should be truly shiny.
你 can do this treatment whenever 你 want, because it does not damage your hair.
Going thru the snow,
on a pair of broken skii's,
jumpin over houses!
And bashing into trees!
The snow is bloody-red,
Santa's almost dead!
Cuz a little racoon took his gun
and shot 'em in the head!
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on a pair of broken skii's,
jumpin over houses!
And bashing into trees!
The snow is bloody-red,
Santa's almost dead!
Cuz a little racoon took his gun
and shot 'em in the head!
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