小马宝莉 Article: Don't Eat 纸杯蛋糕 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 1

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Don't Eat 纸杯蛋糕 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rainbow Dash's car

Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with 彩虹 Dash, and we were going to 移动 into a very nice house 由 a 杯形饼, 蛋糕 factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

彩虹 Dash: *Putting bags into the 树干 of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
彩虹 Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
彩虹 Dash: *Closes trunk* What 你 really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on 最佳, 返回页首 of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
彩虹 Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into 彩虹 Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: 你 know what else would be great?
彩虹 Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
彩虹 Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for 你 to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

彩虹 Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

Song: link

Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

彩虹 Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass 彩虹 Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
彩虹 Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, 彩虹 Dash, and that 小马 in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew 彩虹 Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the 最佳, 返回页首 of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

彩虹 Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
彩虹 Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & 彩虹 Dash: AWESOME!!!
彩虹 Dash: I 爱情 this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
彩虹 Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
彩虹 Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to 杯形饼, 蛋糕 factory* I work over there across the 街, 街道 from your house. 你 can come over anytime 你 want, but remember, 你 must not eat 纸杯蛋糕 on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat 纸杯蛋糕 on Sunday?
彩虹 Dash: Let me tell 你 after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing 彩虹 Dash. It slowly passes 由 which makes her nervous*
彩虹 Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* 你 alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so 你 can tell me why I shouldn't eat 纸杯蛋糕 on Sunday.

2 B Continued

The car following/racing Rainbow Dash

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My Little 小马 Full Theme Song lyrics

posted by ppgFireball

My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until 你 all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. 你 opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until 你 all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...

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TF2 My Little 小马 Version Theme Song Lyrics

posted by ppgFireball

My Little POny, My Little POny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to wonder what breadshit could be. My Litle Pony, until 你 all shared dispensers with me!

Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
Do 你 know you're all my very best FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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Silver Tune's Story 6

posted by _MockingJay_

Silver Tune was worried as she was walking back home. She looked around every 10 seconds. Trixie's sentence, "You're dead meat!" was still on her mind. Silver Tune was holding the razor that was in her pocket.

???: HEY!

Silver Tune gasped. She turned around and saw Trixie with two other mares beside her. Silver Tune's eyes widen.

ST: *shows Razor at Trixie* Don't 你 dare come close to me!
Trixie: *laughs* It's 3 against 1. Yeah, I don't think so.
Lily: *laughs*
Rose: Idiot. *laughs*
ST: *gulps* *takes a step back*
Rose: Aww, don't be afraid.
Lily: Yeah, we'll just like beat 你 up, that's all....

Ponies On The Rails episode 7 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 由 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

Idea by: Chibi-Emmy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do 你 still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 5 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon ran surprisingly fast to the end of the train, and was getting prepared to use a spell that would get the derailed cars back onto the tracks.

Gordon: *panting* I have to make it. *nearly trips* I'm so close to the end. *lays on ground*

Gordon stopped, after only moving an inch, running alongside a train that was one mile long.

Coffee Creme: *teleports to end of train*
Gordon: No, no, no! Don't tell Orion anything!! *runs again* Damnit, I'm getting tired. *falls on ground*
Orion: He can't run for shit.
Coffee Creme: Really? Whatever, let's just get our trains back on the tracks, and repair...

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My Little Pony: Freedom is Magic! Episode 2 part 2: A New Order

posted by Thunderhorse007

The last we saw our heroes, they met three new characters: Tropical Breeze, Toopie the octopus, and Red Rose (fiancee of King Sombra). They had just formulated a plan to overthrow King Cobra, and had packed the necessary belongings for the road before them. Since it was evening, they planned on going in the morning. As they slept, one was still awake, far across Equestria.

King Cobra: (Hissing to himself) I can't wait to get a 移动 on and conquer this blasted land already. Hopefully I'll also find that sniveling coward King Sombra, so I can rip his horn right out of his skull!

Anvil, the main...

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scoootaloo's following fear ch. 9

posted by Dragon4322

Jenny Fivel

after that statement i put the newspaper back in my saddle bag. ,"Scootaloo what was that?" Cherilee asked. ,"nothing Ms. Cherilee haha" i 说 nervously
Cherilee grabbed it out of my hooves and looked at it and gasped. ,"this must of been what happened to jenny" she was surprised 由 the newspaper i found. later we went to the Ponyville Historic museum and she turned it into the museum. The 下一个日 our class to a field trip to the museum and i learned a lot 更多 about Fivel than before . But still me and my sister and Twilight all found the real evidence that the law enforcement was to scared...

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Princess Celestia, A Troll 或者 Jokester?

posted by karinabrony

Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will 显示你 them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...

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彩虹 Dash Presents: A crossover part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and 彩虹 Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of 彩虹 Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM 彩虹 Dash: Oh, of course 你 had to beat me up! Why couldn't 你 have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM 彩虹 Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat 你 up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no 小马 get beat up?...

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The Warriors of Equestria 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

SnowFlake

In Equestria... One 日 is soo special... the 4 Ponies is chose to be a Warriors... Heros... Special Ponies who protect Equestria from evil Underground Ponies... the normal Ponies from small Cities can be true warriors? yes... here a story of 5 老友记 who wants to be a warriors...

ACT
I
THE NEW WARRIORS

Dan : blah blah blah... blahhhhhh....
Shadow : uhhhhhh
SnowFlake : *eating ice scream*
Celestia : DEAR PONIES!!!! THE NEW 4 WARRIORS IS : SNOWFLAKE, SHADOW, ORIONSTARDUST AND DAN!!!!!
Dan : I know I dont gonna b- WAIT WHAT!!!!
Luna : uhhh Dan Shadow SnowFlake and OrionDust gonna be heros
Shadow :...

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Dashing & Daring: 伦敦 Burnouts part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt

It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: 你 forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...

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MLP Mafia's Are Dangerous episode 2 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So 你 from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on 你 guys.
Sean: I'll meet 你 there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: 你 always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...

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Sweet Apple-Dash Acres ch. 2 prt 2 Farm troubles

posted by Dragon4322

"Are you bucking joking?!"

彩虹 Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet 苹果 Acres. 苹果白兰地 was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ 说 to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus 说 excitedly. It didn't take long before 彩虹 Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer 小马 asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if 你 can holler, then get back to it" 苹果说 to her. ," are 你 bucking joking?!" RD 说 as if surprised. "Yep, 你说你 wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard 你 worked every day" 苹果白兰地 stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought 你 wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to 显示 due to her anger.

"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"

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MLP Mafias Are dangerous episode 1 part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that 彩虹 Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of 比萨, 比萨饼 do 你 want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....

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MLP mafias are dangerous episode 1 part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Several 分钟 after beating up Diamond Tiara, 苹果白兰地 went back to her family's place.

granny smith: A.J. I just got a call from the cops saying that 你 beat up a filly.
Applejack: She made fun of Applebloom, and beat up a police officer.
granny smith: Well that doesn't mean 你 can beat the crap out of them.
Applejack: Yeah it does.

A few 分钟 after talking with granny smith, things got out of hand.

Rarity: Why am I here?
Applejack: Just keep an eye on them *floors it*
Applebloom: Applejack?! Where ya goin?
Applejack: *drives toward toll booth*
toll pony: 2 bits.
Applejack: *pays toll*...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: 你 two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. 你 better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't 你 use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting 你 guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist 小马 4: *drives...

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Beyond the trees of the Everfree chapter 7 Lightning woods

posted by Dragon4322

Lightning Dust spriniting though woods

When Pin Tail shot the insane 小马 in the 秒 story, the troops left the house. Once General Sky Night thought he heard something, Sky 说 ,"I think we should 移动 towards the back of the house". Scootaloo asked worried ,"was there someone up there with them?"

"Probably.." Green interrupted "I thought I saw another shadow near the 厨房 on the first floor" he finished. "So then we are going to have to go into the Dungeon woods then" The general told them.

After their conversation the Ponyville military went into the woods and searched for the enemy 小马 that escaped the battle. It only...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and 彩虹 Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't 你 three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire 枪 at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...

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Alice and the Everfree Forest Part 1: Alice meets Mr. Rabbit

posted by DisneyFan333

The once lived a young filly named Alice. She was a strange little filly, always curious about everything, especially what her cutie mark was going to be. One 日 she decided to go and find it. As she was exploring around the edge of the everfree forest, she saw a 小马, 柯尔特 hopping around like a rabbit. "Where are 你 going?" She called, "My name is Alice and why are 你 jumping up and down?"
"No time to talk," He sounded nervous. "I am very late and if that bird doesn't get here soon-" He gulped "it's off with my head." His cutie mark was a 金牌 pocket watch and if 你 looked closely, 你 could...

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15 Things 你 Might Not Know About Me

posted by The_Exorcist

Hello everypony! Since 你 people are so nice to me,I wanted to tell 你 some things 你 don't know about me!

1.)I 爱情 going to school. I like school because I get to learn new things everyday. I also like seeing my friends. I don't like recess because it is crazy. I wish our recess can either be 阅读或者 drawing.

2.)I want to be a brain surgeon when I grow up. I even have a book that I am studying and it is called Anotonomy 300°. I study it when I have time.

3.)I 爱情 the 60's music! Here is a 列表 to prove it! They are my 最喜爱的 songs.

I Get Around The 海滩 Boys***
I'm A Believer The Monkees*...