小马宝莉 Article: Don't Eat 纸杯蛋糕 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 1

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Don't Eat 纸杯蛋糕 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rainbow Dash's car

Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with 彩虹 Dash, and we were going to 移动 into a very nice house 由 a 杯形饼, 蛋糕 factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

彩虹 Dash: *Putting bags into the 树干 of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
彩虹 Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
彩虹 Dash: *Closes trunk* What 你 really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on 最佳, 返回页首 of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
彩虹 Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into 彩虹 Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: 你 know what else would be great?
彩虹 Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
彩虹 Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for 你 to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

彩虹 Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

Song: link

Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

彩虹 Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass 彩虹 Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
彩虹 Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, 彩虹 Dash, and that 小马 in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew 彩虹 Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the 最佳, 返回页首 of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

彩虹 Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
彩虹 Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & 彩虹 Dash: AWESOME!!!
彩虹 Dash: I 爱情 this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
彩虹 Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
彩虹 Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to 杯形饼, 蛋糕 factory* I work over there across the 街, 街道 from your house. 你 can come over anytime 你 want, but remember, 你 must not eat 纸杯蛋糕 on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat 纸杯蛋糕 on Sunday?
彩虹 Dash: Let me tell 你 after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing 彩虹 Dash. It slowly passes 由 which makes her nervous*
彩虹 Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* 你 alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so 你 can tell me why I shouldn't eat 纸杯蛋糕 on Sunday.

2 B Continued

The car following/racing Rainbow Dash

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INB4 Conspiracy Theories: 3 - 2 e z

posted by btflash

So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

3

The 下一个 episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

3

Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this 文章 is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and 你 get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA

随意 ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: derpibooru

Grand Theft Ponies

posted by Seanthehedgehog

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case 饼干 at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told 你 that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: 嘿 Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case 饼干 with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: deviantart, joyreactor

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Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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彩虹 Dash and Pinkie Pie

posted by bluethunder25

I want to take this time to talk about one of my two 最喜爱的 duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most 最喜爱的 one in my 下一个 article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and 彩虹 Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got 彩虹 Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, 彩虹 Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...

alloyrabbit is pretty cool too

added by horsesmaybeidk

Source: alloyrabbit

alloyrabbit is pretty cool too

added by horsesmaybeidk

Source: alloyrabbit

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

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Ponies On The Rails: The Human World Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, 你 don't have to 带, 皮带 it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music 小马 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music 小马 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music 小马 1: 逼债, 墩逼债, 墩逼债, 墩逼债, 墩逼债, 墩 dun-
Music 小马 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music 小马 2: Take your time man.
Music 小马 3: Yeah, relax.
Music 小马 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then 你 start.
Music 小马 1: Gee.
Music 小马 2: So? What's the difference?...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo:...

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Saten Twist Adventures. Episode 10.. PART 4

posted by Canada24

Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are 你 drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are 你 gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND 由 SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...

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FlashLight ShipFic Chapter.2

posted by Mylittlecute12

[Back in Ponyville]
Twilight returned from the Royal Sisters' castle. "Spike!!! SPIKE!". Twilight called out. Twilight slowly starts walking 前锋, 期待 when she saw Spike asleep under a bunch of fallen books. Twilight giggled quietly and whispered. "Aww...he's so cute when he's asleep". Twilight quietly tiptoed over to a high shelf and placed the book on historical events on the royal sisters.
Twilight headed outside her 城堡 when Pinkie Pie came galloping up to her. "Twi!". Pinkie 说 excitedly. "Guess what?!". Pinkie was hyper as usual. "What?". Twilight was really not in the mood for Pinkie's...

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Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE 干草 IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat

Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)

Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see 《冰雪奇缘》 for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. 你 can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments

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MLP Pain's Prejudice: Chapter 1

posted by DragonAura15

Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)

MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver

In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. 你 stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because 你 called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got 你 covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's train

Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the 树干 of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if 你 don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens 树干 door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, 你 got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. 你 have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One 日 at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking 由 the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Wayne

We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake 支撑, 海岸 Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have 你 worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...