Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with 彩虹 Dash, and we were going to 移动 into a very nice house 由 a 杯形饼, 蛋糕 factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

彩虹 Dash: *Putting bags into the 树干 of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
彩虹 Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
彩虹 Dash: *Closes trunk* What 你 really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on 最佳, 返回页首 of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
彩虹 Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into 彩虹 Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: 你 know what else would be great?
彩虹 Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
彩虹 Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for 你 to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

彩虹 Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

Song: link

Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

彩虹 Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass 彩虹 Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
彩虹 Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, 彩虹 Dash, and that 小马 in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew 彩虹 Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the 最佳, 返回页首 of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

彩虹 Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
彩虹 Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & 彩虹 Dash: AWESOME!!!
彩虹 Dash: I 爱情 this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
彩虹 Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
彩虹 Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to 杯形饼, 蛋糕 factory* I work over there across the 街, 街道 from your house. 你 can come over anytime 你 want, but remember, 你 must not eat 纸杯蛋糕 on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat 纸杯蛋糕 on Sunday?
彩虹 Dash: Let me tell 你 after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing 彩虹 Dash. It slowly passes 由 which makes her nervous*
彩虹 Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* 你 alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so 你 can tell me why I shouldn't eat 纸杯蛋糕 on Sunday.

2 B Continued