小马宝莉 Club
加入
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where 你 were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied 你 to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where I am. As long as we stay away from Canterlot.
Lola: Okay. *Sees groceries* 你 didn't forget the canolli's, right?
Con: Of course I didn't. They're right in that bag with the other groceries 你 told me to get.

Hours passed, and eventually it was dark. Con, and Lola stuffed David's dead body into a big black bag, and they were going to dump it in the ocean.

Con: *Goes to front desk* We'd like to check out.
台, 办公桌 Clerk: Sign here, and you're able to leave.
Con: *Signs paper*
台, 办公桌 Clerk: Alright, thank 你 for staying with us. We hope 你 come back soon.
Con: *Leaves*
台, 办公桌 Clerk: Hmph. He could have at least 说 thank you.
Lola: *Puts body in back of car* All set.
Con: I'll drive *gets in driver's seat*
Lola: *Sits 下一个 to Con*
Con: *Starts car, and drives off*
Lola: I never did thank 你 for saving me.
Con: It's all part of my job. *Turns left*
Lola: What else do 你 do in your job?
Con: I drive sports cars, shoot other ponies, kill other ponies, and that's pretty much about it.
Lola: Do 你 like your job?
Con: Yeah. What's not to like?
Police: *Behind Con, with sirens on*
Con: Really? *Pulls over*
Lola: Why did 你 stop?
Con: Don't worry. I got this all planned out.
Police Pony: *Walks to front of car* Sir, step out of the car.
Con: *Exits car*
Police Pony: This isn't your car.
Con: I know, Lola is letting me drive it.
Police Pony: In australia, we don't care if the owner of a car let's 你 drive it. You're still not allowed to drive cars that belong to anypony, but yourself.
Con: Is that so? *Punches police pony*
Police Pony: *Falls on ground*
Con: *Grabs gun* Now what do 你 have to say about it?
Police Pony: 你 are a dangerous pony.
Con: *Shoots Police Pony* Lola, change of plans. We're getting rid of the body in this dumpster.
Lola: *Drags out body*
Con: *Opens dumpster*
Lola: *Puts body in dumpster* Now what?
Con: 你 说 we'd go to the airport.

2 B continued
added by Blue_Vanilla
Source: their rightfully owners
posted by missaqua88
 the toy
the toy
I hate Princess Skyla. This is a 文章 explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If 你 are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If 你 are 或者 《勇敢传说》 enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of 你 Hasbro! Original indeed.

The 秒 is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...
continue reading...
WARNING: IF 你 HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 2:

Chapter 1 - No, Not Pinkie Pie!:
It had been a week since 彩虹 Dash had left. Pinkie had told everypony that she had gone off to be with the Wonderbolts, and had shunned all the others.
"Well tarnation!" 苹果白兰地 had exclaimed. "Who needed her anyway?"
But Twilight was skeptical. She went back to the 图书馆 to mull things over. ‘First 苹果 Bloom, then Twist, and now 彩虹 Dash. Why is everypony in such a hurry to leave Ponyville? And why do they keep leaving exactly once a week?’
Suddenly, a horn sounded....
continue reading...
added by nomaner
added by karinabrony
Source: 谷歌
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: hampshireukbrony
added by karinabrony
added by purplevampire
added by przemo10371
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost 小马 was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every 年 on the 日 of the accident, the ghost 小马 runs around ponyville, shreiking like a 迷失 soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are 你 talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
continue reading...
added by Jade_23
Source: royalsketchbook on tumblr
added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: Some comic book company
added by windwakerguy430
Hello and welcome to another 最佳, 返回页首 列表 由 Blondlionezel! This time I count down the 最佳, 返回页首 15 电影院 I want out of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) Phase 4 and Beyond. Enjoy!

#10: The Eternals

The Eternals are a group of metahumans who were created 由 a race of giant aliens called Celestials. This would bring the Celestials have big connections to Cosmic Marvel, so it makes sense to bring them in.

#9: Agent Venom

Agent Venom (aka Flash Thompson) is the result of Project Rebirth 2.0, he was 给 the symbiote Venom. A movie about hero Venom, along with the fact that he joined the Guardians of the...
continue reading...
added by otakuxwolf
added by SharletKitty
added by SharletKitty
added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: 09i4ojre0-phkrdjydtjfhfgs
added by Tunder2510
Source: Me
Chapter 2: Intertwining

Miles looked outside, staring at the bay, lit up 由 the glowing moon. He turned to look at Strawberry. 草莓 was staring at the glowing bay, as if being hypnotized 由 the crashing waves and the glowing surface.

“You were going to tell me why 你 came to Earth” Miles told 草莓 sighed and looked at him with her single eyeball.

“Our people have the natural ability to live in another beings body” 草莓 explained, “Sometimes the host's body rejects us and they become insane”

“What do 你 mean?”

“They want to eat other members of the hosts species”...
continue reading...