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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where 你 were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied 你 to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where I am. As long as we stay away from Canterlot.
Lola: Okay. *Sees groceries* 你 didn't forget the canolli's, right?
Con: Of course I didn't. They're right in that bag with the other groceries 你 told me to get.

Hours passed, and eventually it was dark. Con, and Lola stuffed David's dead body into a big black bag, and they were going to dump it in the ocean.

Con: *Goes to front desk* We'd like to check out.
台, 办公桌 Clerk: Sign here, and you're able to leave.
Con: *Signs paper*
台, 办公桌 Clerk: Alright, thank 你 for staying with us. We hope 你 come back soon.
Con: *Leaves*
台, 办公桌 Clerk: Hmph. He could have at least 说 thank you.
Lola: *Puts body in back of car* All set.
Con: I'll drive *gets in driver's seat*
Lola: *Sits 下一个 to Con*
Con: *Starts car, and drives off*
Lola: I never did thank 你 for saving me.
Con: It's all part of my job. *Turns left*
Lola: What else do 你 do in your job?
Con: I drive sports cars, shoot other ponies, kill other ponies, and that's pretty much about it.
Lola: Do 你 like your job?
Con: Yeah. What's not to like?
Police: *Behind Con, with sirens on*
Con: Really? *Pulls over*
Lola: Why did 你 stop?
Con: Don't worry. I got this all planned out.
Police Pony: *Walks to front of car* Sir, step out of the car.
Con: *Exits car*
Police Pony: This isn't your car.
Con: I know, Lola is letting me drive it.
Police Pony: In australia, we don't care if the owner of a car let's 你 drive it. You're still not allowed to drive cars that belong to anypony, but yourself.
Con: Is that so? *Punches police pony*
Police Pony: *Falls on ground*
Con: *Grabs gun* Now what do 你 have to say about it?
Police Pony: 你 are a dangerous pony.
Con: *Shoots Police Pony* Lola, change of plans. We're getting rid of the body in this dumpster.
Lola: *Drags out body*
Con: *Opens dumpster*
Lola: *Puts body in dumpster* Now what?
Con: 你 说 we'd go to the airport.

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 Anti-tank gun
Anti-tank gun
Green Flame sees that the enemy leader is 皇后乐队 Chrysalis and her army is the changelings, they had 迷失 their shape shifting power, which made them an easy target for Green. He silently clicked the hammer back on his 步枪 and pulled the trigger, Flame saw the changeling fall down quickly after the shot.

The other changelings responded 由 signaling to the tank drivers to 火, 消防 at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their 大炮, 加农炮 the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
Okay so this is a parody of the movie 《守望者》 if 你 haven`t seen it. 你 should, it`s a great movie. It`ll have:
苹果白兰地 as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
彩虹 dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.


Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: 嘿 u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: 彩虹 dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes 彩虹 a filly)

filly dash: 嘿 u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks 彩虹 back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
posted by StarWarsFan7
Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie 下一个 to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the...
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Source: Spacekitty on Deviantart
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and 文章 about why 彩虹 dash is my 最喜爱的 小马 so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my 最喜爱的 is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the 颜色 of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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I thought about this a lot and decided to write an 文章 about it. If you've noticed, most ponies have cute markings that explain their name. For example, when Lyra was born, they named her Lyra, and this name defines the future sweet mark. Because when Lyra got a little older, playing the lyre became her special talent. So how does this happen? Do their parents see the future? Not just Lyra's parents, but others as well. Let's start with Minuette, for example. Minuette means 分钟 in Italian and the sweet sign of Minuette is an hourglass. How did Minuette's parents name her for her future...
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1, 2, 3
1, 2, 3

I don't wanna change you
I don't wanna make 你 different
I'm happy with the way it is
And the way it isn't

We fit like puzzle pieces
In a perfect way
Don't go seein' raindrops
On a sunny day

Oh, i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take 你 from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

I wish 你 saw yourself
The way i've always seen you
You're so much stronger now
For all you've been through

I don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take 你 from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

Together
Is better
You're my best friend forever
Together
Whatever
May come my way, i say

That i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take 你 from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
It's time 你 learned a lesson
It's time that 你 understand
Don't ever count on anybody else
In this 或者 any other land

I once hoped for friendship
To find a place among my kind
But those were the childish wishes
Of someone who was blind

Open up your eyes
See the world from where i stand
Me among the mighty
You caged at my command
Open up your eyes
Give up your sweet 幻想 land
It's time to grow up and get wise
Come now, little one
Open up your eyes!

We all start out the same
With simple, naive trust
Shielded from the many ways
That life's not fair 或者 just
But then there comes a moment
A simple truth that you...
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I wanna do this before Rockstar creates Grand Theft Auto 6. I don't know if they'll consider doing that when 你 think about how 流行的 Grand Theft Auto 5 has become, but I'm not taking any chances.

Here are the 列表 of cars that will be available in the game.

2015 Alton Genji: link

2016 Alton NSX: link

2002 Alton Sparkle: link

2020 Bender Benderna: link

1960 Bender Spoon: link

1957 Canterlot Captain: link

1968 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1980 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1986 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1965 Canterlot GMO: link

2002 Canterlot Montana: link

1955 Chevronet Belair: link

1956 Chevronet Belair: link

1957...
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Yes, it's back.. I promise not to take up so much space.. As I'm one shoting them for now one...

MATURE CONTENT WARNING:



Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, 你 may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise...
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Mini one shot story.. Using a scrpt from youtube's DICK FIGURES:

Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. 由 stagecoach.

Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.

Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)

Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!

Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money 你 owe me.

Master Sword: I owe 你 money?

(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33

Master Sword: Oh.. Right..

(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)

Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back...
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This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..

This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..






Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main 街, 街道 was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours 或者 more, Because 圣诞节 needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...

Nearby forest. Cute forest 动物 gather round and decorate a small pine tree.

Narrator: The...
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Twilight is seen pacing back and forth.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying Saten.I'm trying to be open minded.. But your girlfriend still isn't someone I trust.

Saten (puts drops in his bloodshot eyes from the weed): Well.. Just promise 你 won't interfer.. Now aren't we suppose to inviting your gang for dinner?

Twilight: Oh. Right.. Thanks for the reminder.

Saten: Hey, without the boes, I'm smarter than people think.




PONYVILLE:

Starlight and Trixie out in the open.

Cherry Berry and Goldengrape: [unintelligible whispering] ...did 你 see...?

[unintelligible whispering of varous ponies]

Trixie: Everyone always...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
added by Xavier5
Source: The Crossovers from: My Little 小马 and Mew Mew Power and Production 由 Xavier Antonio