At a 海滩 alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking 啤酒 in it.
Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets 蝎, 蝎子 in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of 电影院 at 3 to bring 你 important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go
Four hours later, at P's house.
P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have 你 been?
??: Enjoying death.
P: *turns on lights*
??: 0007 reporting for duty.
P: Why didn't 你 call me after a week of suviving a shot, and fall?
Con: 你 don't care for me, why should I have called?
P: Because I do care for you.
Con: Then why did 你 do what 你 did? Take the shot now?
P: I didn't want that manifest being lost.
Con: I was doing my job! One 更多 punch, and he would be dead.
P: Whatever. We need 你 back.
Con: Do you?
P: Ja!! Now tomorrow, 你 have to take a test for reentering the CIE. Take it seriously.
Con: Whatever *drinking beer*
P: And stop 表演 like an alcoholic.
2morrow
Parcival: *driving to HQ*
Con: How is the rebuilding going?
Parcival: Not too bad. I just can't get over meeting you, the legendary 0007 for the first time.
Con: There's a first time for everything.
at the headquarters, Con had to take several tests in order to become an agent again for the CIE.
Here's how one of them went.
unicorn: I'm going to say some words. When I do, I want 你 to say whatever pops into your mind. Ready?
Con: Sure.
unicorn: Corn
Con: Whatever pops into your mind.
unicorn: Card
Con: game
unicorn: White
Con: Paint
unicorn: Black
Con: Ni***r
unicorn: Car
Con: Getaway
unicorn: Triple
Con: Oh seven
unicorn: Slycall
P: *watching*
Parcival: Why isn't he saying anything?
unicorn: Slycall
Con: Finished *Walks away*
2 B continued
Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets 蝎, 蝎子 in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of 电影院 at 3 to bring 你 important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go
Four hours later, at P's house.
P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have 你 been?
??: Enjoying death.
P: *turns on lights*
??: 0007 reporting for duty.
P: Why didn't 你 call me after a week of suviving a shot, and fall?
Con: 你 don't care for me, why should I have called?
P: Because I do care for you.
Con: Then why did 你 do what 你 did? Take the shot now?
P: I didn't want that manifest being lost.
Con: I was doing my job! One 更多 punch, and he would be dead.
P: Whatever. We need 你 back.
Con: Do you?
P: Ja!! Now tomorrow, 你 have to take a test for reentering the CIE. Take it seriously.
Con: Whatever *drinking beer*
P: And stop 表演 like an alcoholic.
2morrow
Parcival: *driving to HQ*
Con: How is the rebuilding going?
Parcival: Not too bad. I just can't get over meeting you, the legendary 0007 for the first time.
Con: There's a first time for everything.
at the headquarters, Con had to take several tests in order to become an agent again for the CIE.
Here's how one of them went.
unicorn: I'm going to say some words. When I do, I want 你 to say whatever pops into your mind. Ready?
Con: Sure.
unicorn: Corn
Con: Whatever pops into your mind.
unicorn: Card
Con: game
unicorn: White
Con: Paint
unicorn: Black
Con: Ni***r
unicorn: Car
Con: Getaway
unicorn: Triple
Con: Oh seven
unicorn: Slycall
P: *watching*
Parcival: Why isn't he saying anything?
unicorn: Slycall
Con: Finished *Walks away*
2 B continued
#5: CANADIANS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICANS:
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.